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FINALE
Gaspard happily takes a look around. All these burning buildings and fallen enemies make him happy.
He does a lil' victory dance to the tunes of the Beastie Boys
Gaspard and all his animal companions then decide to call it a day and head off. All except the shark, who partied a little too hard.
The Dragon Forest Rangers have left the battle
Blokbuddy swipes right on the knight who cut off his arm, ending the dude.
Bertinator and Warrick then assault the blokbuddy, who loses another arm.
Gaspard begins repairworks
Pas du bras, oui oui, just legs!
Allez!
Gaspard and blokbuddy head out towards new adventures.
Meanwhile, Sergeant Bragueallotte has plans on how to optimize the french advance
This is le plan (hon hon hon)
"Now we attendons and attack un-par-un!"
An unsuspecting civilian approaches
BONK!
"next!"
"uh, bonjour?"
The remaining french dudes were not interested in awaiting their turn at the breach. They take off with Gaspard.
"not so rapide!"
Les Leons de Dordogne have left the battle
"Well, with that settled there's only one more thing to do.."
"to slay a dragon..."
The dragon strikes first. She bites the head off Sir Spyrius
The dwarven mechanik puts his battle tower to work. He smacks the dragon but deals no damage.
The dragon stands on her back legs...
... and she rips the tower apart.
Next up, the falcons charge forth!
With two melee attacks and two ranged attacks, they manage to deal two points of size damage! 4 remain.
The brave soldiers are tragically burnt to crisps for their effort.
Time for the mighty mad mario!
He charges and jumps onto the dragons right wing, slashing it apart.
He then drops straight down...
... and takes hold of the riders' chains!
MadMario anchors the dragon to the ground with his sword. He then makes sure to get out of the way and begins searching for a new weapon.
(Feat success)
This is the cue for the Vymbournians to attack from the rear
They hack away at the dragon. Even Bard Bardley, who is tired of singing and enjoys smacking instead. But no damage is dealt.
Bertinator joins the melee! He leaps over the wall...
And bonks the dragon on the head with a mighty swing.
But the dragon is far from defeated! She bites at Bertinator, whose armor holds but is knocked back.
Warrick to the rescue! He charges the dragon alone.
At that moment, Cedric comes to his senses. He sees the hopeless effort of Warrick and fears for his mate.
Cedric isn't sure what the staff does exactly, but he fires it at Warrick regardless.
Warrick is still Warrick, but with a splash of OT
Blazingly fast, he leaps at the dragons throat! She lets out a roar, fearing what comes next.
Warrick brings down his OT axe, killing the dragon and ending the fight.
THE END
