Fuss About a Buss - Turn 2

[bertinator]

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Turn 2 - Skion

Skion troopers advance, the one wielding a chainsaw cutting down Duno.




2 Troopers open fire on Candy. She bails out of the way - and she takes the action Over The Top!




At extreme speed, she dashes past her attackers, chopping up a trooper while she's at it.




Skion troopers on the other flank engage the technobandits, trading casualties one-for-one. Surprisingly, none of the sheep are caught in the crossfire.




Another trooper receives instructions from Elyana - he grabs a sheep and leads it out of the field.




He straps the grenades from his backpack onto the animal.




Elyana steps in and gives the sheep an incredible kick!




There goes Shaun.




BOOM!

Landing just past the outer barricade, the blast inflicts heavy damage. 3 technobandits are killed - among them is Slice.
(feat success)

[bertinator]

Turn 2 - SpaceCops

Dasher fires another trickshot




The goal was to hit as many technobandits as possible with one shot. And he does! The bullet bounces between the approaching enemies. Two of them are disarmed, a third one disheaded.
(feat success)




SpaceCops exit the barn and lay down a salvo of justified shots. Another technobandit is killed.

[bertinator]

Turn 2 - Studlanders

Bertinator is still struggling with the pig.

"Skulls, a little help?"




"Not gonna happen, Bert. I hate pigs. You know what'd be really funny though?"
"Wait Skulls, no..."




"HARR HARR HARR"
(feat failed)




The S.M.I.L.E. infantry advance, almost reaching the technobandit base.




Utilizing the foliage for camouflage, three troopers open fire on the technobandits. One of them goes down.




One of the troopers critfails - she's attacked by a skorpion! It stings, poisoning her.

[bertinator]

Turn 2 - Iriorians

Nervyr opens a chest, hoping to find some nice loot.




All of a sudden, the severed head of Sandra begins to speak in a robotic voice.

"These. Violent. Delights. Have. Violent. Ends."

Then with a faint bzzzzt, Sandra's backup power runs out and the head dies down.




"Yes, very sad. Anyway. What do we have here?"

Nervyr pulls out a chicken.




He straps it to his gun and advances along the farmhouse.

"Hey Brag, how do you like my chicken gun?"
"Wery nice. But I zink ze chicken is supposed to be dead, hmm?"




Nervyr did not stop to listen to Brag's comment. He fires his one-shot chicken gun at the technobandit base.




"BIRD STRIKE!!!"




"ba-gawk!"

The chicken blows a hole in the wooden fortifications and knocks over a technobandit.




Meanwhile, two Droplets exit the farmhouse to re-join Nervyr. A third loots a chest.




He finds... a strange remote control unit?

"I wonder what this red dot is?"




The droplet decides to press a button that sais 'SUMMON'.

"Hey look, the red dot is moving!"




Outside, Candy sprints out of the barn, behind the Skion lines.




She jumps through the window!




"C4N-D, reporting for duty!"
"Whoaaa..."

[bertinator]

Turn 2 - Ze Clankers

Brag kicks off his turn by grabbing the bodies of Cleetus and Jeremiahdediah, and bringing them over to his droids.




He completely takes them apart, hoping to use the parts for enhancing one of his clankers.




*bzzt* *whir* *clank*

"Eureka! Letz get to vork, klanker!"
"..."
"Well?"
"Those. gosh. darn. feds. want. to. vaccinate. our. sheep."




"Vat!?"
"The. liberal. gluten-free. agenda. is. turning. our. dogs. lesbian."
"Zat makes no zense! Come back!"
"5g. in. the. groundwater. is. making. the. frogs. gay."

Cleet-o-bot begins to march for the Capitol.
(feat failed)




"Scheiße!"

Meanwhile, ze clankers have engaged the technobandits. The large battledroid goes down, but not before firing a grenade from his arm-launcher.




One technobandit is shot, and then the grenade hits.




BLAM!

The damage is non-lethal, but 2 technobandits are seriously injured.




Brag readies his preposterously large gun.




KA-PEW!




Unfortunately, the shot just barely misses.

[bertinator]

Turn 2 - Technobandits

AstroMike heads over to the back of the partybattlebus and attempts to reprogram the speaker system to let it play the heavest battle metal record ever.




Yikes! More Katy Perry...
(feat failed)




The technobandits attempt to shake it off. They regroup near the front, creating a new barricade.

Old wizard bandit yeets his weapon, killing a studlander.




A technobandit headshots a Skion trooper.




Unit fires his cannon, aiming for the farmhouse.




KA-KRASH!

There's a big hole in the wall and the falling debris kill another Skion trooper.




Meanwhile, these technobandits advance further towards the barn. They shoot a SpaceCop. Outrage!




This guy charges for the studlander squadleader, but he's just out of range to make an attack.




Spongelove Craftpants pulls a flaming arrow out of his ass and fires it at the barn. The roof catches fire!




The fire immediately increases to size 2. A flaming brick comes crashing down, barely missing a cop.




On the other flank, a meleebandit engages the meleedroid.




He rolls like a brootal and loses a leg.




Two technobandits dash forward and take out one of the droids with a long-range weapon.




Finally, a technobandit lights up his jetpack and fires at Nervyr. One of his pistols recoils too hard, but the other is aimed exactly at Nervyr.




A Droplet jumps in to redshirt, saving her hero from lethal damage.

[bertinator]

Turn 2 - Overview




Tactical Information

Alliance of Attackers:

• Skion (2 Betrayal Bennies)
• SpaceCops (2 Betrayal Bennies)
• Studlanders (2 Betrayal Bennies)
• Iriorians (2 Betrayal Bennies)
• Ze Clankers (2 Betrayal Bennies)