Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

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Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:24 am

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Turn 3 - Skion

Skion pushes on towards the Technobandit site. 2 troopers open fire, 2 technobandits go down. Another trooper critfails and is thus attacked by a goat.

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The Katy Perry Squad returns fire. Her song "Ur So Gay" is still stuck in their heads so they receive a -1 skill penalty.

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Regardless, the KatyCats score a kill.

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One of the meleetroopers ritually slaughters the aggressive goat.

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Elyana takes to the skies.

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She flies over the technobandit rave site. She has time to quickly smile for the camera before making a sharp turn right.

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Elegantly she lands in the the partybattlebus.

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"Alright, let's power up this mfer. Keys, keys, where are the keys..."

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"... ahw shit."

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Re: Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:30 am

Turn 3 - SpaceCops

Dasher whips out a megaphone and blurts his best Copaganda at the technobandits.

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Spongelove Craftpants suddenly realizes that society is destined to fail without law and order.
(feat success)

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Spongelove puts on his SpaceCop cadet cap.

"You're under arrest!"

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This is the SpaceCops' que to open fire, Officer Spongelove happily participating. 2 Technobandits go down.

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Dasher attempts to snipe the remaining technobandit.

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It's a missed shot and Spongelove loses his hand.

"It's fine! I'm not a pussy!"

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To conclude the turn, the blue line moves up.

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Re: Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:38 am

Turn 3 - Studlanders

After two whole turns of pigwrestling, Bertinator finally gets the upper hand.

BLAM

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He mounts the other pig.
(feat success)

"Shake it off, Skulls! You can party all you want, but Elyana needs those keys. Let's go!"

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Skulls mounts the other pig and rides into battle with QS Bertinator.

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Meanwhile, the Studlanders move up. These two attempt to shoot a technobandit but both critfail - they accidently kill a SpaceCop!

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The squadleader blames her gun while the other trooper desparately begins to apologize.

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Luckily there's two more troopers to show the Studlanders' true intentions - they shoot the last remaining technobandit on the west flank.

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Re: Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:48 am

Turn 3 - Iriorians

"Hey boss, look what I found. It's a bot named C4N-D!"

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"A bot? How convenient. I have an idea."

Nervyr channels his dark rehinnic magic and infects C4N-D with a technovore-style computervirus.
(feat success)

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"Whoa, C4N-D is feeling fun-kee. I feel like messing up some processors.
"Excellent. Trooper, send her to the frontlines."

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The trooper points his remote and C4N-D sprints off towards the technobandits.

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She sneakily finds a place to hide and begins to transmit technobabble-waves.

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In the meantime, Nervyr and a trooper move up and shoot a bandit.

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The overkill from their attack damages Units' cannon. It requires repairs.

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Two Droplets sprint forward because they're missing all the action.

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Re: Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:56 am

Turn 3 - Ze Clankers

Meleeclanker demolishes the meleebandit.

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Both droids find some cover. The clanker with the gun prepares to shoot a bandit.

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"Uh-Oh. Wrong button."

The droids' head is ejected from its body. It too now requires repairs.

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Bragallot takes off his large hat. He came prepared, as he was wearing another, smaller hat underneath.

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He yeets his hat, Oddjob style, hoping to behead a motherfucker or two.

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The hat sails all across the battlefield, skimming over some trees...

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... barely missing these campers...

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... before touching down softly onto AstroMikes head.
(feat failed)

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Bragallot is not happy with this underwhelming result, so he fires his preposterously large gun at a bandit.

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This time it's a hit and the technobandit is reduced to a cloud of red mist.

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Re: Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:13 am

Turn 3 - Technobandits

AstroMike, now with exquisite hat, once again attempts to boost the ossum musik coming from the partybattlebus.

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It worked! 5 more technobandits are drawn to the festival.
(feat success)

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Unit heads towards the civilian campers and asks them to take up arms.

""OI CIVVIES, COME AN JOIN OZ!"

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"You think I have time for your mindless revelry? I don't give a damn about your pathetic parties and your raucous nonsense! All I want is to be with my husband in the tranquility of nature, away from the chaos you bring with you. So take your invitation and shove it, you lumbering brute!"

Yomanda takes out her bow, which she learned to shoot at the girlscouts, and fires on Unit.

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Unit won't be buying cookies.

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The reinforced technobandits move up towards the center of the site. Their leader begins repairs on the cannon.

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KatyCats move up and open fire. The skill penalty from listening to “Wide Awake” all day causes all of them to miss.

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This bandit fires at a Skion trooper but aims too low.

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He hits the sheep that's being used for cover. Surprisingly enough, the shot ricochets off her fur.

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Meanwhile, Nervyr is saved from lethal damage by another redshirting Droplet.

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The injured Hook, who's missing both legs, crawls over to a crate with some beers.

"I reckon I've deserved a cold one."

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Lastly, AstroMike provides medikal assistance to Unit. He yanks out the arrow and injects some nano-bots, helping his buddy of many heists back on his feet.

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Re: Fuss About a Bus - Turn 3

Post by bertinator » Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:21 am

Turn 3 - Overview

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Tactical Information

Alliance of Attackers:
  • Skion (3 Betrayal Bennies)
  • SpaceCops (3 Betrayal Bennies)
  • Studlanders (3 Betrayal Bennies)
  • Iriorians (3 Betrayal Bennies)
  • Ze Clankers (3 Betrayal Bennies)

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