Turn 5 - Everybody
"YO! Don't let that idiot take the booty! Use the slinky, yellow button!"
The Skion troopers in the bus follow the instructions. The Slinky-o-Death whirs to life.
It automagically picks its target. The Slinkie expands with rapid speed, hurtling towards the technobandit making a run for it.
It's a miss! The sawblade strikes the sand. The technobandit is one step closer to the edge of the field. Only 2 more steps to go!
The SpaceCops notice that a suspect is fleeing the scene.
"I'll do it!"
The spacecop in riot gear grabs Dashers' rifle and speeds down the hill.
PEW!!
Ohh no, another missed shot! The technobandit only has one more step to go before he has escaped.
S.M.I.L.E. to the rescue? A Studlander takes aim.
ZAP!!
Miss! That means...
Yup, he's a goner. The technobandit has escaped, with the defeated Skion heroine as his captive.
"Bert, we'll chase that guy. You'll clean up here, yeah?"
"Ehhh..."
The partybattlebus drives further up the hill.
Skulls Mackenzie and the 2 remaining Skion troopers board the vehicle...
... and the PartyBattleBus accelerates towards the edge of the map. There, it's safely evacuated as Loot, before Skulls and the troopers start hunting the technobandit.
Mission Accomplished.
"This is it", mutters Nervyr, "time for the nuke."
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!"
Nervyrs' rehinnic magik absorbs the life force of the fallen soldiers around him.
Even a living soldier is consumed.
A technobandit, too, falls to his spell.
Everyone who came close to C4N-D and her technovore virus feels their lifeforce drained from them.
Until Nervyr has gathered enough power.
"Prepare for..."
“HAEMOTECHNIKATAKLYSM!!!”
Pfffrrtttt
(feat failed)
"Well that was underwhelming. Guess I need something to eat first. Wanna get out of here?"
"moo"
Meanwhile, Fre-bone-y Mercury continues to sing.
'Momma, I just kicked a man,'
"You look a lizle pale, Herr Mercury. Perhapz zomezing to eet?"
'I just wanna get out, I just wanna get right outta here!'
While Bragallot tries to get Fre-bone-y's autograph, Bertinator makes his way to the edge of the technobandit camp. And he finally manages to kill a technobandit!
The Studlanders advance as well, and take out another technobandit.
Only one of them remains, and that's...
"Harr Harr, I guess I'm the LAST MAN STANDING! Harr Harr, OH WAIT!"
"Fuck it, I'm not even going to bother. At least I have my Maniak Beer!"
"Officers, take him into custody."
And while the barn continues to blaze, the fires of this battle die down.
FINAL OVERVIEW
