Turn 5 Immortals
Pyromaniak: Go, get Buce!
Random Legionaire 2: Will you go with us?
Pyromaniak: I have more Important things to do.
Random Legionaire 2: Like what?
Puromaniak: Like standing here and looking cool.
Random Legionaire 2: Understandable, have a nice day.
Legionaires charge charge at Buce, but only two manage to get close enough.
One of them misses and Buce parries the second attack.
Buce: You gonna need more than some nameless soldiers to kill me, Pyromaniak!
Pyromaniak is mad and he wants to set something on fire. (Like always)
... and he sets himself on fire
Meanwhile JLSQ runs behind the tank
Tank takes aim...
KABOOM
One horseman and a wounded legionaire got annihilated, Sikret Agent managed to dodge and second horseman lost his horse.
Turn 5 Sikret Agent
Medik and one pedite build a "fortification", but they are no mekaniks.
Two other impetum pedites steal Deadliest Infantry Weapons from Dead Robot, effectively changing into defendenti pedites.
But they are too far away to hit anything.
Sikret Agent: Hmmm, what else gadets I have...
Sikret Agent: Oh right! Nexus mine!
He throws it in front of the tank.
Turn 5 Bucephalus
A man attacks one legionaire with his spear.
Shields are strong, but the damage is stronger.
Remeber kids: never stand behind a horse.
It is crucial that to read the next line in the style of anime charachters shouting their abilities
Buce:
Horsekick!
Legionaire falls directly on Pyromaniak.
Pushing him off the tank and dying from fire
Double Overwiev (Note to myself: don't let players run away)

I own a bastard gun for home defense.