Mammon's Magnificent Manly Santa Day Carnage

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Prologue

Welcome Brikwarriors to my Domain*
Where you will witness all of my pain.
For the Battle you're about to partake
Will be a Nightmare to narrate


*My domain is still being renovated, so I had to rent
Vladtron's old fortress from Emperor Kirb, my good friend

For this report I did enlist
the help of Grunty who couldn't resist



Join us now for our Manly Santa Day tale
that hopefully won't end up stale




Our story begins in a small town
that's visited by a fat clown.


Santa has come and brought some gifts
Goes from house to house real swift.
Drops off the presents, then he goes
back to his sleigh parked in the snow





Suddenly the ground is shaking
You can hear that ice is breaking.
And then from the lake of ice
hordes of demons start to Rise.




The Manly Santa Day tree uproots itself
Turns Out its a Prince of hell


I Just want you all too meet:
Mammon, deadly sin of greed.



Santa Takes a few steps Back
Then he reaches in His Sack.


Out he pulls two miniguns
These should make the demons Run.




The Prince, he sees the Manly Santa Day lights,
And on the presents sets his sights
“Decorate me, ya cants!”
The Demons are now on the hunt



Santa's helpers jump in to aid
luckily they're not too late


They decide, before they're swarmed
Santa's Sleigh's to be transformed



Your objectives you will now be told
though simple murder won't get old
Demons, steal the presents for your god
Santa, stop them, spill their blood!



And reinforcements there shall be
Although they won’t come for free

For demons, corpses will suffice
Just pile them up on the ice
For Santa something else is true:
The presents hold supply for you
Open them, but be informed:
That this way far less point are earned.

To open presents one must have
Santa or one of his staff
Stand near a present for one round
And if no demon takes them out
The present opens and what's inside
will spawn and join on Santa’s side

“The Points”, you Ask, “how do I Score?”
With that I do not want to bore.
For demons what presents you Take
You need Bring Back to the Lake.
For Santa your Points you will get
For untouched presents once the Clown’s dead.

Please send your orders, all in rhyme
A joke, of course. Prose is just fine


Initial Overwatch




Forces:
Santa (Bertinator):
MFS
Toy Soldiers 3/3
FlameSnowers 2/2
Rudi 2/2 (remaining size)
Sleigh 6/6 (remaining size)

Demons (MadMario):
Mammon 6/6 (remaining size)
Mobsters 8/8

Statcards

Spoiler

Show

Santa

MFS


Toy Soldiers


Snowmen


Rudi


Sleigh



Demons
Mammon


Mobsters

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if you'd like to take over one of the armies, let me know here or, preferably, on Discord.

please keep in mind that this is only the second battle I host and the first forum battle. So I have no idea what I'm doing

I probably also forgot some details about the battle, because remembering all the details and trying to find rhymes with them is hard. So if there's any questions, also let me know

I'm going to try and make the entire report a poem, so updates might take some time. And if it drives me too insane, I might quit the rhyming halfway through, though I hope that won't happen

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Demons

Angered by such festive noise
Mammon raises up his voice
"Demons, storm the marketplace
see the fear on every face."



"As for me, I really know
This grey truck will have to go.
Push it forth, set it ablaze
As long as it blocks Santa`s ways!"



Said and done, or, well, tried.
As when he lifts the truck up high
Mammon lost his grip and the truck falls free
right on top the nearest Manly Santa Day Tree



A bit frustrated Mammon sighs,
before the wreckage he ignites.


Santa

Santa leaps on Rudi's back
and rides him to the presents-stack




He grabs a present, opens up...

and pulls some money out the top



He calls for the townspeople and uses their greed
To bribe them so they'll do his deed
[feat success]



A Flamesnower meanwhile attempts
to talk to snowmen, make new friends



He quickly shapes a new flamegun
so his new pal can join the fun



The other Soldiers start to race
and follow to the Marketplace



Santa's Sleigh moves up the road
and decides Mammon has to go.



Electing not to get blown up
Mammon pretends to be a frog.



he jumps out of the cannon's shot
and behind his Mobsters quickly drops.



Out from the open present climb
reinforcements for Santa's side
These grunts would rather be elsewhere
instead of fighting this nightmare


Overwatch


Forces:
Mammon:
Mammon (6/6)
Mobsters (8/8)

Santa:
MFS
Rudi (2/2)
Sleigh (6/6)
Toy Soldiers (3/3)
Flamesnower (2/2)

Santa's Reinforcements:
Makeshift Flamesnower (1)
Townspeople (4)
Grunts (3)

New Statcards

Spoiler

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Grunts

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Demons
Mammon dusts off his costume.
the tanks attack, it made him fume!
So he decides that the sleigh
for its audacity must pay.



The Mobsters move up and mow down two...


...then grab the corpses to drag them to
the hill with their portal back to hell
though it's still far, as you can tell



With the tank and house on fire,
Mammon turns and tries to hire
the surviving people of the town
but they seem mad at the clown
[Feat Failed]



Santa
The Sleigh continues to shoot Mammon in the back
though in jumps a mobster to save the prince of heck



The Snowmen set fire to Mammon's arse
for the prince, this is but(t) a farce



Under tripple gatling fire
the mafia's situation got rather dire
three demons are quickly gunned down
poor Luigi won't be around



The Toy Soldiers shoot another mobsters feet
And off the roof he goes. Yeet!



The grunts mostly miss, but one of them
shoots Plasma through the demon femme


One of the Civvies Santa did pay
throws a snowball at the Sleigh.
But the attempt to put out the flame
completly fails - that throw was lame.



The other Civilians go and look
for weapons against the Demon crooks



Overwatch


Forces:
Mammon:
Mammon (6/6)
Mobsters (3/8)

Santa
MFS
Rudi (2/2)
Sleigh (4/6)
Toy Soldiers (3/3)
FlameSnower (2/2)

Santa's Reinforcements:
Makeshift FlameSnower (1)
Civillians (4)
Grunts (3)

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Demons
As he rummages through the dead
Mammon can't help but shake his head.


"Can't trust others with the simplest shit"
then he throws the corpses to the pit.



Hell welcomes this sacrifice, drags the bodies in...


For reinforcements enough this has been.



Nobody told me about
A Cyberdemon being around



Throwing stuff is fun
and Mammon's only just begun
so he picks up Santa's weaponized Sleigh
ready to send it on its way



He misses santa, he didn't flinch
The Grunts however need to bail a few inch



The Mobsters take this chance and kill
two Toy Soldiers and the Grunt that laid still.



Santa

Santa and Rudi charge around the debris
and kill two mobsters of the remaining three



The Grunt Major, feeling bold
towards Mammon shoots a plasma bolt



The tank fires another Cane
however, this was poorly aimed


And Mammon, he didn't need to move,
laughs as it hits the burning house's roof.



The prince still looks flammable to the Snowmen
so again they set fire to his spider-like abdomen



In comes the last Toy Soldier with his sword
though his attempts to hurt Mammon are mostly ignored.



A firework goes off in a civilians hand
this attack didn't go as planned.
The others grab stuff to throw at the sin
but so far nothing pierced his skin.


Overwatch


Forces
Mammon:
Mammon (6/6)
Mobsters (1)
Cyberdemon (3/3)

Santa
MFS
Rudi (2/2)
Sleigh (4/6)
Toy Soldiers (1)
FlameSnower (2)

Santa's Reinforcements:
Makeshift FlameSnower (1)
Civillians (4)
Grunts (2)

Reinforcement Statcard

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Demons
Mammon tries to stomp his foes...


But fails and falls on his demon nose.
[feet failed]



His new friend, the Tyrant, though,
Santa to kingdom come wants to blow.

(these three 1" missiles went so over the top that it would have dealt 47 damage btw.)

Santa and Rudi manage to bail,
so the Cyber's attack is to no avail.



The final Mobster tries to shoot Santa, who can't fight back
but the last Toy Soldier jumps between his boss and the attack.



Santa
The tank moves and shoots at the wriggling Clown
but the final mobster instead goes down.



Snowmen do, what Snowmen do best,
and again put Mammon's flame resistance to the test.
This time, the fire's so immense,
it actually breaks Mammon's defense!

(everything's going over the top today. The Snowmen went over the top 3 times, for a total of 20 fire damage)


And while the Snowmen go to help Santa up
the townspeople some of the Mobster guns grab.



They fight well, but cause no pain,
Mammon's guard is up again.



Santa recovers, picks up a box...


And the explosion knocks him off his socks.
[feat failed]



Overwatch


Forces:
Santa:
MFS
FlameSnower (2)
Rudi (2/2)
Sleigh (4/6)

Demons
Mammon (5/6)
Cyberdemon (3/3)

Santa's Reinforcements:
Grunts (2)
Makeshift FlameSnower (1)
Bribed Townspeople (4)

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Demons

From the hill the Cyber decends
Santas life will surely end



Heroically Rudi jumps in
just in time to save Santa's Skin.



Chopped to pieces by the Tyrant's blade
Rest in pieces, little mate.



Mammon's still just throwing things...


and one red car to the portal he slings



The question remains, is this enough?
Does the portal take random stuff?



it looks like it, for from the gate
there emerges something great.



Santa will soon have to face
the Empress of the Spider race



"Santa bribed you? That's my Shtick!"
Mammon makes it rain money real quick



"A gift from Santa, this must be!
And look, it came with guns for free"



"Well shit, that didn't go as planned.
now we're even more outmanned!"
[Feat failed]



Santa
With the Cyber encroaching on his space,
Santa jumps at Mammon's face.



In a maneuver overly bold,
he puts the prince in a choke-hold.
[Feat success]



His Sleigh goes past the newfound allies
For Rudi's Death, the Cyber has to pay the price



With this many bullets where once was his head
the Cyber tumbles and falls back, dead.



More attacks hit the Clown
will he finally go down?



During all this, the Grunt's gun overheats
melting him, a Snowmen, a civillian and part of the street



The other Grunt opens his gift and groans
inside is a pile of bones



Emperor Kirb sends his regard
with laser-wielding Zombie Guards



Overwatch


Forces:
Santa:
MFS
Sleigh (4/6)
Flamesnower (1)

Demons:
Mammon (3/6)
Spiderdemon (3/3)

Santa's Reinforcements:
Civilians (6)
Grunt (1)
Makeshift FlameSnower (1)
Skeledrones (3)


Reinforcements

Spoiler

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Spiderdemon:


Skeledrones

(note: all of these use the Laser rifle)

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Demons

The mastermind leaps from the lake
Santa's position it wants to shake.
it kicks the Sleigh, away it flies,
a civvie dodges his demise.



It's super chaingun fills the air with lead
many of Santa's followers drop dead



Mammon meanwhile escapes the hold,
maybe Santa's getting old.



With his backflip, Mammon shakes off,
Santa, who's landing will be tough.




And on the damaged roof he lands,
cackling from where he stands.
[feat success]



He summons forth more hellish fire
this will be Santa's funeral pyre.



The fireballs scorch the ground,
torching everyone around.



Santa, laying prone on the ground
with no more allies left around
now feels the flames of hell revealed
as they rampage over the field



Santa
Surprisingly, the Sleigh survives
but of it's allies it's deprived



badly damage it takes aim
so slay the demon in the fallen Santa's name.



Still laughing, Mammon's knocked from his plateau...


And the ground deals the final blow.



Final Overwatch


remaining forces:
Sleigh (2/6)
Civillians (2)
Spiderdemon (3/3)

[Vomarsk]

With Mammon's death, the demons have lost.
The town is safe, but at what cost?

The demon corpses go up in flame
their essence is dragged back to their domain







The spider demon, all alone
also decides to now go home.





This was fun, though also pain.
Don't count on me writing poems again.



Dear players, for yourselves decide
wether you won or lost this fight.
For player goals might differ from
what minifigs had going on.

This battle's over, I say "so long!",
I'm looking forward to the next one.



The End