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Turn 4 - SpaceCops

The SpaceCops continue their push towards the fleebnorks. Two critters are shot and thus knocked back, while a third is yeeted across the room.




Dasher fires an explosive round to try and create an opening in the fleebnork swarm.



The shot sails wide - it blows a hole in the exterior blue wall.



2 new fleebnorks crawl into the base trough the opening, increasing the fleebish trouble for the SpaceCops. They'll be unable to advance much further this turn.

(feat failed)



Meanwhile, in the red corridor, the two SpaceCop flamers open fire on a large group of critters.



To great effect - 5 fleebnorks go up in flames.



In the rear, Officer SpongeLove and his colleague push back two fleebnorks with their guns.

Turn 4 - Skion

Elyana picks up a Studlander.



She lifts him into the air and magikally sets fire to him - she'll toss the unfortunate trooper as a bomb at Bertinator.



In an unexpected turn of events, the flaming figure overpowers Elyana, manages to get back down, and kicks her over.



"Foolish mage! Don't you know that I am a Lavalander!? Your fire magik only makes me stronger!"
(feat failed)



Skulls steps in.
"Chin up, El. I've got an idea. Heeeeerreee piggy piggy!"



Lil' piggy sprints across the room, Elyana's thunderglaive still in its mouth.



"Harr harr harr, this never gets old! Enjoy your drink, buddy!"


Lil' piggy is immediately incapacitated by Skulls' premium Maniak beverage - but more importantly, Elyana has her signature weapon back.

"Troopers, form up. Let's seize some loot!"



The troopers spring to action. One of them tries to fire his gun, but forgets his gunhand was blown off last turn. The ChainSaword scores another kill, though.



"I'll make my own donuts. In the parking lot!"



Skion decides to call it a day and head off, with the stolen Studland vehicle leading the way,



Upon reaching the exit, the trooper in the guncart decides to burn some rubber.

Turn 4 - Studlanders

While S.M.I.L.E. rockettrooper #1 reloads his launcher, #2 steps in to blow up some fleebs.



"Rockets away!"



The incendiary rocket hits the swarm just right, but the damage roll is poor. 3 fleebnorks go up in flames, the rest is knocked back.



The 2 remaining Studland guntroopers continue the assault, but their skill rolls are extremely poor.



"Man, critfailing is such a buzzkill. Really puts out my fire."



Bertinator finishes his cup of coffee,



... and heads into the hallway, preparing to put his newfound Donut weapon to the test.



"Hiiiiiiii..."




"...YAAAAHHHH!!"



KABOOM!!!



"Hmm, what a deliciously deadly donut."
(feat success)



Meanwhile, the Studland mechanik has finished his contruktion action with all briks within a 5" radius.



He's made... a Dieplane!

Turn 4 - Ze Clankers

The clankers head down the white corridor. One of the droids shoots a fleebnork, knocking it back.



The 2 droids equiped with flamethrowers unload on the swarm at the end of the hallway.



Their damage rolls are solid - only 2 fleebnorks survive the inferno.



"Roger to HQ. Insects on the barbecue. I repeat. Insects on the barbecue."
"Roger, Roger. We've added a strategy brik to your pile."



The second cyberbot classifies the nearby Studlanders as enemies because they've betrayed the alliance - it unloads all 4 pistols on a guntrooper, to deadly effect.



Cleet-o-bot and the trattorian drone fire on the big fleebnork. Their damage rolls are solid, but the fleebnork shell protects the critter from death.



The big fleebnork is knocked waaaayyy back, near the edge of the field, and...



... oh shit! It's off the table! Big critter OUT.



"Holy shit."
"What was that, Commander Roger?"
"Two of our troopers shot a fleebnork off the table."
"Off the table? You're not making any sense, Roger."
"The critter is just... gone!"
"Your units killed a fleebnork without the use of fire? Remarkable! We've added another brik."



Meanwhile, the buff battledroid steps into the blue room.



"Donut man is in the way."



YEET!



Near the starbase entrance, Bragallot discards Fleebette.

"Too bad, you vill ztay a Vork in Progrez for now."



He heads over to the cantina...



... and breaks out the pots and pans.



"Voila! English cuisine, zpecial for you!"


The Studland rockettroopers dig in.

"How very nice of you, Mr. Bragallot!"


But moments later...

"Ughh, I don't feel so good..."


"uugghhhh"
"bleerrrggghhh"

"I vondered vetter dere digestive zystemz could absorb zat. Thoo bad!"
(feat success)

Turn 4 - MadMario's Mercs

BAZZOOOOMMMM




The TNG repelling blast caused by MadMario's spear sends all fleebnorks in the base flying.



They land scattered outside the base.


With his plans executed to perfection, MadMario heads over to the room where the Dream Speeder is.

"Huh. Nice ride. Don't really know what I'd do with it, though."



"Im sure there's other loot nearby."


"Hi there!"
"Raaa! Raaa! You're a humiliation to Minaglacia, Kevin. Raaa!"




While Mario tries to befriend his new pet parrot, one of the mercs takes his OTC to the wall.



BZZZZZTTTT



"Sup, nerds."


"Coming through!"

The mercs head out of their reinforced room and into the red corridor, which leads to the speeder room.



Clumsy Paul and Mr. NoPants guard the rear.



The gunner fires the defensive turbolasers at the fleebnork swarm that's now located right in front of him.


KA-PEW!

One of the bolts strikes a critter. The damage causes so much knockback that it flies off the table.

Turn 4 - Iriorians

Fleebvyr speaks to the fleebnorks that rained down on his location.



He then casts another spell.

"Prisma Mutatio!"


The fleebnorks are instantly mutated - they're altered into random colors!

"fleeb fleeb fleebity fleeb*"

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"you've freed us from the terrors of the mad mage with his green spear. to show you our gratitude, we won't eat you or any of the iriorians."

Meanwhile, the Iriorian Mech that's been idling the entire battle steps into the starbase.



It opens fire on the mercs with its extremely powerful quadruple machine gun loadout. The mercs shoot back.



The results are devastating as all 3 mercs that were still in the room go down.



The response fire has damaged the mech, chipping off 1 of the 2 effective size inches. The Iriorians move into the base.



Flurry McFancypants takes position up front. 3 Iriorians try to shoot 1 spacecop, but they fail miserably.

Turn 4 - Fleebnorks

The rainbow swarm of fleebnorks starts to creep back towards the base, hoping to feed on some more delicious minifigs.

End of Turn 4 Overview



Tactical Information

Alliance of Attackers:

• Skion (5 Betrayal Bennies)
• SpaceCops (5 Betrayal Bennies)
• Ze Clankers (5 Betrayal Bennies)
• MadMario's Mercs (5 Betrayal Bennies)