[KromKron] A Verdant Apocalypse (T3)
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 8:55 am
Previous Turn
EADMadmario
The Ecolyte marvels at his new weapon, what destruction he could bring with such an elega...
HEY!!!
Toss That over here
Elanor marvels at her new weapon, what destruction she could bring with such an elegant device.
NOW OBSERVE
Twinspike Kicks back as it's fired and the crystal spikes super-combine on their target,
blowing two Omnitech bots into pieces.
Now that's how it's done! those robots are basically made of paper. Tear 'em to shreds!!!
"easy for you to say, you have a legendary weapon" (Feat Failed)
Combined Fire Fails to inflict meaningful damage on the bot (it's far too obscured)
Meanwhile the statue tries to get the rabbits to breed.
These rabbits are divorced though. and end up rehashing their problems (Fail)
Despite the fails though the EAD remains well fortified.
CRABS Falk
Gunner crab who stayed up in the tree Shoots a Bot, (not pictured he also drops a vine so the other crabs can climb back up)
The Whisperer Retreats to relative safety
The Eel is unable to get out of the grip of sniper-bot however
"He can handle himslef, lets get back to the blood elf and get ready for the next round"
They head over and find her surrounded by green shirts
Yes i have a delivery for.... Garl? her ordered more mindless bodies to protect him
"I hate how people feed those stupid bots that steal art from hard-working artists to make shitty stuff that's just a bunch of stolen work mushed together"
TREEPLE Bertinator
"YEAH SEND EM OVER, I'M ABOUT TO FACTORY RESET THIS BITCH"
0̵̙̋̅͌1̵̣͎̅̋0̶͙̪͙͂͆1̴̗̅͊0̴̝̂͐́1̷̻͝ͅ0̴͈̈́1̶͕̩͛͠ ̴̧̠̋0̵̭͛̎1̸̹̱͠1̸͕͇̣̋1̵̲̒̀̿0̷̗̅̆̊0̷̬̏̈1̸̛̝͗̏0̵̠͛͝ ̴̬̿̏́0̵̢̢̤̃̈͌0̶̬͕̗͆1̷͖̟͉̌̕̕0̸̜̟̫̆̓0̸̞̫́͗0̵͉̀͛0̴̟͇̚͜0̴̭̞̀̃̒ ̸͈̫͐0̸̨́͐1̸̛͚̂͜͝1̶̼̊͜0̸̨̼̩̈̈́̎0̷̨̦̾̽ͅ0̶͇͖͗́0̵̱̫̣͛͒͘1̷̳̹̌ ̴̧͙͛ͅ0̸̥̓͠0̸̠͂͆̆1̷̨̺̱̃̄̕0̴͇͚̲̇̂0̸̨̣̒0̷̫̙̝̊̂0̵̨̋̈́̽0̵̢͚̆̐ ̵̩̪̰͗̇̽0̷̘͍̠̂̿̿1̶̨̫̀̒̕0̶̨͆̓0̷̲̜̩͒̉0̷̨̳̱͘0̵͋̀͝ͅ1̸̝͎̜͌͝1̸̪̓͋̚ ̶̟̰̈́0̸̖͉͇͂́͝1̸̤͛̒͠1̶̙̪̀̇1̸̲͚͈̚0̷̪̤̦͆̾1̴̖͠0̵̹̟̏̓1̸̲͉́ ̶̢̡͒0̶̭͕̋1̷̙͋͝1̷̛͈̉̕0̸̻̇͜͠1̶̨̫͛͝1̷̥̻̌̕͠1̵̙͋͘͠0̵̯̗̠̌͋ ̶̤̳͖͊̕0̷͕̗̎̚1̶̞̥̗́̚1̷͈̍̐̅1̶͈̮͙̽0̶̢͈̝̐͑̚1̷͖͗̃0̶͖̐͛0̵̟̈
I'M SORRY. I DON'T SPEAK
ROBOT
Garl Slams his massive axe into the canopy. Shattering both and sending everyone tumbling down to the ground
Garl gracefully smashes a greenshirt into pulp to soften his landing
The Frutal and one of the treeple behind him however was not so lucky
Hardly a steep price to pay, as all but one of the bots in the canopy die on impact. (Feat Success)
The stump guy also survives the fall and tries to shoot the deathcube but he still can't figure out the Thompson M1 Submachine gun. (Not Pictured, acorn guy lives too but was disrupted)
The Carnage so far.
THE FROOTALZ Eternityofdeath
"hey, do you guys hear something whirring in the distance?"
V̵̜̀R̴̕ͅO̶̰̓O̴̜͗O̸̦͋Ȏ̶͖O̸͔͋O̴̰͌O̵͍͛O̵̝͘O̶̪̊O̷̯͠O̷̖͛O̸͓̕Õ̴̬Ỏ̵̯O̴̙̐Ỏ̴̜O̵͉̽Ô̶͚O̷͈͌O̵̬͐Ö̵̟O̵͕̅O̴̗͠Ò̴̮O̸͆ͅÒ̸͕Ȏ̶͙Ǒ̷̱O̴̘͛M̶̜͌
A droprail approaches the man canopy area.
ITS A FLANK. Three Technovore heavy weapons drones drop onto the battlefield
The Marksman Frutal does a 180 and fires with immense precision, but the shot glances
off the armor of the bot.
WE AINTZ NEED PRECIZON. WE NEEDZ EXPLOZIONZ. Tzlatan Hurls his gourdbomb at the squad
BOOM
The throw is a little short. The blast disrupts the squad, knocks the weapon away from one, kills the llama greenshirt
and pins the other two under the table. the blood elf is also disrupted.
Shields up! The melee Frootal is ready to defend the hero and marksman
Kraloc Happybrickhead
Seeing his opportunity the Kraloc hero Rushes in to attack the flanking drones
The drone that dropped his weapon is knocked off the platform down to the crater
below, where a hungry fleebnork NOM NOM NOM NOM
"damn that's a painful way to go"
GET EM!!!. The other Kralocs gang up on a cultist.
R̴̖̒͛͑O̴̭̱̽̀͝B̶̦́̕͝O̴͖̊͒T̴̗̗̮͘ ̷̬̀͛H̸̪̱͖̐̏Ǒ̴͔̙͜R̶̹̃͜ͅD̶͖̂Ȩ̷̡͔͊̍̓
the Kraloc joy is cut short and so are their lives when the bots retaliate.
YOU CAN'T JUST HOLD ME FOREVER
Ṣ̶̓ë̵͉́l̶̟̓f̶̩͑ ̶̠̃P̸͖̏r̶͓͌ȅ̵̝s̷͎̉e̷̬͑r̷͚͘v̵̬͘ȁ̴̡t̶̗͒i̷͉̋o̶͎͒ñ̷̜ ̸͔͊p̷̧͐r̵͓̊o̷͍̚t̴̰̐o̷̘͌c̸̩͛o̷̩͘l̴̨̈s̶̱͝ ̵͓̈́d̴͇͛e̶͖̔ă̸̠c̶̖̋t̷͕́i̵̩̊v̴̥̄a̴͚͗t̴̙͛e̵͕̽d̶͇̎
The Robots fire, killing both the Eel and the sniper-bot.
P̶r̸i̴o̶r̵i̶t̶y̷ ̶T̷a̶r̴g̸e̴t̶ ̸L̸o̸c̵a̵t̷e̴d̵:̵ ̵G̷a̷r̸l̵ ̴T̸h̷e̷ ̵w̸o̷o̴d̶s̷p̷e̶a̴k̴e̷r̶
Garl is unable to inspire a redshirt from the Acorn dude in the back, and succumbs to the damage from combined fire and melee attacks
The Obscured Deathcube fires again on the EAD position, this time dealing 1 point of size damage to the drone
(1 remaining)
Just then a shot wizzes by the Ecolyte.
WHAT?!?! where did that come from?
How did they get behind us without us seeing them?
END TURN 3
Overview:
Canopy
Forest Floor
EAD Defense Line
EADMadmario
The Ecolyte marvels at his new weapon, what destruction he could bring with such an elega...
HEY!!!
Toss That over here
Elanor marvels at her new weapon, what destruction she could bring with such an elegant device.
NOW OBSERVE
Twinspike Kicks back as it's fired and the crystal spikes super-combine on their target,
blowing two Omnitech bots into pieces.
Now that's how it's done! those robots are basically made of paper. Tear 'em to shreds!!!
"easy for you to say, you have a legendary weapon" (Feat Failed)
Combined Fire Fails to inflict meaningful damage on the bot (it's far too obscured)
Meanwhile the statue tries to get the rabbits to breed.
These rabbits are divorced though. and end up rehashing their problems (Fail)
Despite the fails though the EAD remains well fortified.
CRABS Falk
Gunner crab who stayed up in the tree Shoots a Bot, (not pictured he also drops a vine so the other crabs can climb back up)
The Whisperer Retreats to relative safety
The Eel is unable to get out of the grip of sniper-bot however
"He can handle himslef, lets get back to the blood elf and get ready for the next round"
They head over and find her surrounded by green shirts
Yes i have a delivery for.... Garl? her ordered more mindless bodies to protect him
"I hate how people feed those stupid bots that steal art from hard-working artists to make shitty stuff that's just a bunch of stolen work mushed together"
TREEPLE Bertinator
"YEAH SEND EM OVER, I'M ABOUT TO FACTORY RESET THIS BITCH"
0̵̙̋̅͌1̵̣͎̅̋0̶͙̪͙͂͆1̴̗̅͊0̴̝̂͐́1̷̻͝ͅ0̴͈̈́1̶͕̩͛͠ ̴̧̠̋0̵̭͛̎1̸̹̱͠1̸͕͇̣̋1̵̲̒̀̿0̷̗̅̆̊0̷̬̏̈1̸̛̝͗̏0̵̠͛͝ ̴̬̿̏́0̵̢̢̤̃̈͌0̶̬͕̗͆1̷͖̟͉̌̕̕0̸̜̟̫̆̓0̸̞̫́͗0̵͉̀͛0̴̟͇̚͜0̴̭̞̀̃̒ ̸͈̫͐0̸̨́͐1̸̛͚̂͜͝1̶̼̊͜0̸̨̼̩̈̈́̎0̷̨̦̾̽ͅ0̶͇͖͗́0̵̱̫̣͛͒͘1̷̳̹̌ ̴̧͙͛ͅ0̸̥̓͠0̸̠͂͆̆1̷̨̺̱̃̄̕0̴͇͚̲̇̂0̸̨̣̒0̷̫̙̝̊̂0̵̨̋̈́̽0̵̢͚̆̐ ̵̩̪̰͗̇̽0̷̘͍̠̂̿̿1̶̨̫̀̒̕0̶̨͆̓0̷̲̜̩͒̉0̷̨̳̱͘0̵͋̀͝ͅ1̸̝͎̜͌͝1̸̪̓͋̚ ̶̟̰̈́0̸̖͉͇͂́͝1̸̤͛̒͠1̶̙̪̀̇1̸̲͚͈̚0̷̪̤̦͆̾1̴̖͠0̵̹̟̏̓1̸̲͉́ ̶̢̡͒0̶̭͕̋1̷̙͋͝1̷̛͈̉̕0̸̻̇͜͠1̶̨̫͛͝1̷̥̻̌̕͠1̵̙͋͘͠0̵̯̗̠̌͋ ̶̤̳͖͊̕0̷͕̗̎̚1̶̞̥̗́̚1̷͈̍̐̅1̶͈̮͙̽0̶̢͈̝̐͑̚1̷͖͗̃0̶͖̐͛0̵̟̈
I'M SORRY. I DON'T SPEAK
ROBOT
Garl Slams his massive axe into the canopy. Shattering both and sending everyone tumbling down to the ground
Garl gracefully smashes a greenshirt into pulp to soften his landing
The Frutal and one of the treeple behind him however was not so lucky
Hardly a steep price to pay, as all but one of the bots in the canopy die on impact. (Feat Success)
The stump guy also survives the fall and tries to shoot the deathcube but he still can't figure out the Thompson M1 Submachine gun. (Not Pictured, acorn guy lives too but was disrupted)
The Carnage so far.
THE FROOTALZ Eternityofdeath
"hey, do you guys hear something whirring in the distance?"
V̵̜̀R̴̕ͅO̶̰̓O̴̜͗O̸̦͋Ȏ̶͖O̸͔͋O̴̰͌O̵͍͛O̵̝͘O̶̪̊O̷̯͠O̷̖͛O̸͓̕Õ̴̬Ỏ̵̯O̴̙̐Ỏ̴̜O̵͉̽Ô̶͚O̷͈͌O̵̬͐Ö̵̟O̵͕̅O̴̗͠Ò̴̮O̸͆ͅÒ̸͕Ȏ̶͙Ǒ̷̱O̴̘͛M̶̜͌
A droprail approaches the man canopy area.
ITS A FLANK. Three Technovore heavy weapons drones drop onto the battlefield
The Marksman Frutal does a 180 and fires with immense precision, but the shot glances
off the armor of the bot.
WE AINTZ NEED PRECIZON. WE NEEDZ EXPLOZIONZ. Tzlatan Hurls his gourdbomb at the squad
BOOM
The throw is a little short. The blast disrupts the squad, knocks the weapon away from one, kills the llama greenshirt
and pins the other two under the table. the blood elf is also disrupted.
Shields up! The melee Frootal is ready to defend the hero and marksman
Kraloc Happybrickhead
Seeing his opportunity the Kraloc hero Rushes in to attack the flanking drones
The drone that dropped his weapon is knocked off the platform down to the crater
below, where a hungry fleebnork NOM NOM NOM NOM
"damn that's a painful way to go"
GET EM!!!. The other Kralocs gang up on a cultist.
R̴̖̒͛͑O̴̭̱̽̀͝B̶̦́̕͝O̴͖̊͒T̴̗̗̮͘ ̷̬̀͛H̸̪̱͖̐̏Ǒ̴͔̙͜R̶̹̃͜ͅD̶͖̂Ȩ̷̡͔͊̍̓
the Kraloc joy is cut short and so are their lives when the bots retaliate.
YOU CAN'T JUST HOLD ME FOREVER
Ṣ̶̓ë̵͉́l̶̟̓f̶̩͑ ̶̠̃P̸͖̏r̶͓͌ȅ̵̝s̷͎̉e̷̬͑r̷͚͘v̵̬͘ȁ̴̡t̶̗͒i̷͉̋o̶͎͒ñ̷̜ ̸͔͊p̷̧͐r̵͓̊o̷͍̚t̴̰̐o̷̘͌c̸̩͛o̷̩͘l̴̨̈s̶̱͝ ̵͓̈́d̴͇͛e̶͖̔ă̸̠c̶̖̋t̷͕́i̵̩̊v̴̥̄a̴͚͗t̴̙͛e̵͕̽d̶͇̎
The Robots fire, killing both the Eel and the sniper-bot.
P̶r̸i̴o̶r̵i̶t̶y̷ ̶T̷a̶r̴g̸e̴t̶ ̸L̸o̸c̵a̵t̷e̴d̵:̵ ̵G̷a̷r̸l̵ ̴T̸h̷e̷ ̵w̸o̷o̴d̶s̷p̷e̶a̴k̴e̷r̶
Garl is unable to inspire a redshirt from the Acorn dude in the back, and succumbs to the damage from combined fire and melee attacks
The Obscured Deathcube fires again on the EAD position, this time dealing 1 point of size damage to the drone
(1 remaining)
Just then a shot wizzes by the Ecolyte.
WHAT?!?! where did that come from?
How did they get behind us without us seeing them?
END TURN 3
Overview:
Canopy
Forest Floor
EAD Defense Line