EAD
You seeing what's going on out there man? I need something with some kick!!!!
"i have just the thing for you, its the..."
"ILL TAKE IT"
(Mad Mario Purchases the Crystallizer and 2 armors)
"thanks for shopping at wolf wares."
This shit better work
Aight guys listen up, I know you been out here dying to robots but I couldn't make up my mind on what to buy.
for you guys he had some armours that should help you survive and for you Ecolyte we have the crystallizer
"what does it do?"
"No idea, good luck tho"
"Well lets find out"
The Ecolyte turns and fires with his new weapon but his damage roll is pitiful.
and the action roll isn't high enough to activate its bonus effect
Elanor raises up he beloved bunny.
"it is time for us to part ways my child"
*YEET*
SPLOOSH!
the water swells around where the magical rabbit was thrown in
protect me, child
BOOM
The water bursts into a magical flame. creating a barrier between the EAD and the main robot forces
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Any projectiles that pass through are unlucky, rolling their damage twice and choosing the lower number. this does not effect units that are taller than the fire. Any units that pass through are set on fire.
Great, now lets mop the rest of these bastards up
(the ranged guys tried to fire here but did not pass their actions rolls)
CRABS
the blood elf chants and waves her hands, summoning two more crabs into the fight.
all of the chitinous brothers combine fire and delete the last two flankers on the balcony.
(The whisperer still has his feat as a response)
THE TREEPLE
The blood elf once again becomes glazed in magic as she casts another spell
GARLLLLLLLL, RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, AND BE ENRAGED
"life once again holds me in her grip. but mortality.... doesn't?
I am Necro-Garl now, the rage of the dead forest"
AYO BOSS IS ALIVE, WE NEEDA GET DOWN THERE
the two remaining treeple guys shoot and kill a bot while Necro-garl comes to grips with his new reality
I AM RAGE.
HYYAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Garl throws the deathcube, crushing a bot and disrupting the cube
however he realizes he is veeeeeeeeeery surrounded.
"I don't really want a repeat of last time boys"
ZAPPPP!!!!!1
So I will be reassessing my tactical options from the treetops on this here squirrel,
roar for them my new thrall!
squeak
*Garl makes and hasty get away to the tree tops*
The Frootalz
Tzlatan sheds his turkey disguise
guess the crabs really don't need our help then huh?
he uses the brief break in combat to try upgrade the snipers ammunition to explosive acorns (success)
and grab himself one of the technovore heavy rifles
KRALOC
we must seize ship1!!!!
the bugs leader and last remaining unit fearlessly jumps up to the drop rail and
tries to kill the pilot, he is unsuccessful but the pilot is disrupted
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Ś̸̶̸̠͙̣̹̟̗̙͎̯͕̗͍̩͖̰̺ͥ̿̏̃̍ͯ̋͌͊ͣ̔̀̋ͮ̈ͯ͐̀͘͜͞͡͞ͅ T̸̶̷̴̷̡̼̼̣̼̘̝̖̝͉̥̗̭̗̮́ͧ̇̃ͧ̂͗̆̂͗ͧ̑̒̿̒ͬͥ́ͥͪ̑̄̃͞ O̸̢̢̡̠̜̩͉̣̫͎͎̙̝̞͇ͥ̓̇ͨ͗̎̅ͬ̿̀͂̓ͩ̚ M̷̸̸̸̴̴̜͉̩͈͚̻͚͈̤̟̳̪̤̫̳͖̹̘̞̮̩̩̉̐̈͂ͪ͆́͆̍̽̈ͫ̌͘͞ P̵̷̨̨̱̥̫̰̣͇̞̤͚͉ͤ̊ͩͧ͐̇̌ͧ͑̍̑̍̍̄̄ͩ̉̽ͣ̊͠͝͞
b̵̮̀b̶̹̌̍ḇ̵̠̒B̷͈̂̒B̶͖̦̌͛B̵̬̲̿̋B̵̪̔B̸͎̕͝Z̴̝̓͆Ạ̴̯̋A̸͚̹͊Ą̴̋A̴̛̻͇̾Ă̷̖̫A̶̰̿̉A̷̺̓P̷̹̟͑͆P̵̺̳̑P̵̮͖̚P̶̒͜P̷̍̆ͅ!̷͚̐̅!̶͇͉̽!̵̟̌͒!̴̛̩̌!̵͙͉̍̋!̸͕͉̑!̴̻͓̿!̵̠͎̉̀
a huge boom rings out as a massive energy beam strikes the base of the southeastern tree,
it buckles...
... and comes crashing down on the battlefield, two of the treeple bail out of the way and the others die.
"What could cause such an explosion?!?!?!"
our hero's rally to face this new threat.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA" Jazari lets out a sinister kackle.
"BEHOLD... THE TESSERACT"
The robots take this opportunity to kill the treeple that bailed out of the way
(i also removed the fallen tree and some corpses from the battlefield to keep it playable)
"yo.... how we supposed to kill that thing?"
During the chaos the Omnitech flankers move up and combine fire on the EAD line
and The Ecolyte Perishes, never having understood what his cool new weapon did
while pilot fights the bug for control, the drop rail starts to spin out of control
and with the rest of the robots enemies on the ground being dead, the bots rally for
a combined push
END TURN 4
all remaining defenders except for necro-garl in this photo. brutal
(i also took this photo before the ecolyte died. rip)
