Date: 661.BR2025
In the grim darkness of right now, there is probably multiple things but not enough of any of them. A man can ddos the entire BrikWars site just by trying to open more than one page of it (forums and/or wiki) without waiting more than a few minutes between page openings, and I'm pretty sure that at least one Brikpocalypse might have not actually happened due to insufficient brik carnage.
Anyways here's some forgotten planet known only as Ulostegam that was originally just a trash dumping world for various factions before some offscreen Brootal invasion happened which resulted in the local heroes defending their deathmatch arena to be defeated, which caused it to be split asunder with the Orbital Unreality Cannon as part of scorched earth tactics, turning it into a much smaller world full of weird residual effects and is surrounded by what remained of its former planut status as an asteroid field. As a result of its devastation, spacetime around it has gotten a little wacky due to both the lasting effects of said Orbital Unreality Cannon firing and the natural instability of what's left of Nehellenium after a black hole ate 99% of that galaxy.
Except that's not the planet we're fighting on. This battle is on a chunk of it that was (to an outside perspective) negated from existence by the Orbital Unreality Cannon and ended up being warped and mutated over time for about 6 rekonstruktions or so, collecting various space and dimensional junk until it finally got spat back out into an actually inhabited dimension. Naturally, this attracts salvage teams from various factions aiming to loot what they can and enjoy the opportunity to brutalize anyone else who shows up.
Which is all just a fancy way of saying that I'm going to be running this in Roblox Studio. This isn't a proof of concept because me and some friends have been doing battles in studio for years, I just think it'd be cool to host one as a forum battle because it came to me in a dream last night and because I wanna see if anyone actually still uses these forums.
Tactical Briefing:
- Defeat all enemy forces to eliminate competition for valuable well, anything
- Weapon ranges are tripled and movement speeds are doubled due to house rules and the fact that I'm not limited by a physical brick collection for this
- Also for the purposes of distance measuring I'm considering 1 inch to be 3.2 studs, which matches the rulebook's stud and inch conversion (where it says 16 studs are exactly 5 inches; using this approach because Roblox has pretty much always been a "lego game")
- Weapons and useful items can be found inside crates if you spend an action to open them
- The best loot is inside the outpost, which has some military grade weapons inside. You can access the top floor via natural ramps or ropes, and there's a ground floor entrance the side with the wrecked truck.
Additional map overview pics
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Under outpost, spacemen side:
Under outpost, gluetal side:
Outpost 1st floor:
Outpost 2nd floor:
Outside, spacemen side:
Outside, gluetal side:
Outside, middle:
Under outpost, gluetal side:
Outpost 1st floor:
Outpost 2nd floor:
Outside, spacemen side:
Outside, gluetal side:
Outside, middle:
- Gluetals, weird feral Brootal mutants that took shelter underground and turned white like glue during the 6 rekonstructions of this chunk drifting through space
- Controlled by nobody
- 4x scavengers (armed with various basic melee and ranged weapons, probably stolen)
- Throatnekslitta (Heroic cliche: brootal warbawss/mall ninja; armed with shredderblade and shooty)
- Possibly Dangerous Space Men, not to be confused with normal Deadly Space Men which are reliably deadly. These are just random idiots in stolen, questionably rigged together powersuits that aren't spaceworthy
- Controlled by nobody
- 4x Possibly Dangerous Space Men (armed with laser pistols and knives)
- Kaptin Swagmaster1337 (Heroic Cliche: awesome 1337 pro gamer hax0r dude; armed with hyperlaser and phaseblade)
Signups are first come first serve; just ask for a faction in the thread and send initial orders in PMs.
Secret factions may be available if this gets more turnout than I expect.