Turn 2
The Punk Fiends
EternityOfDeath
The Fiend guitarist charges down the corridor; the elf takes a response shot at her, but misses.
They clash, but the elf manages to defend herself from the Fiend...
Butchie, on the other hand, makes short work of the elf Mechanik.
She proceeds to lift the dinner table.
She has a plan!
Whoops! She slips in the blood of the elf she just killed!
"Urgh... fuck..."
Butchie is disrupted!
A Punk Fiend boldly tries to shoot the cigarette out of Smoking T-Rex's mouth! But she misses.
The Mechanik disassembles the wall between the kitchen and the back room.
The ceiling partially collapses, blocking the path of Smoking T-Rex!
"Hah! Just as planned!"
Smoking T-Rex
Duerer
Smoking T-Rex breathes out a huge puff of deadly cigarette smoke!
But the smoke gets caught in a draft, and blows back right in the dinosaur's face!
Blinded, Smoking T-Rex stumbles around and crashes through the bathroom wall.
Grunka the cave Mechanik uses some of the rubble to construct a skatebike armed with a powerful ram.
Manly Fuckin' Santa
Cybrandir
Manly Fuckin' Santa steps up to the fallen Butchie, and raises his chainsaw.
"Do you feel naughty, punk? Or do you feel nice?"
Santa brings the chainsaw down, but the Fiend guitarist rushes in and shoves Butchie out of the way!
The guitarist is cut in two, but Butchie lives!
"Tch. Let's see what else I've got for you..."
Santa reaches into his sack!
He pulls out... some kind of big doll?
"Skraww!"
"Shit! Wrong present!"
It's a live deinonychus! The dinosaur naturally joins forces with Smoking T-Rex, and is under Duerer's command!
(Santa rolled a 1 for his Feat, and Butchie rolled a 1 to oppose...)
The last elf walks out into the corridor, and takes a shot at a Fiend... but misses.
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Manly Fuckin' Santa - Cybrandir
Kills: 1
Alive: 2/4
The Punk Fiends - EternityOfDeath
Kills: 2
Alive: 3/4
Smoking T-Rex - Duerer
Kills: 0
Alive: 3/2+1
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