BlockWars: Conflict for the Crown - The End
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:44 am
Also known as "Fail Galore"
Lots of Fails, Two Turns, Five Deaths, One Winner.
This Is, Conflict for the Crown - THE END!
Overview of Turn 6:
Turn 7:
The King/Mr Skul's Turn:
The King/Mr Skul gets ready for a heroic feat to extremly toast McBucks, The CUC and Pvt. Smug.
Critical Fail! Leave the Pyromancy to the Pyromancers Skul!
The King is dead.
McBucks and Co's Turn:
McBucks picks up Jeeves' golden bribe tray.
And moves towards Pvt. Smug.
The CUC aims at The BLACK GUARDIAN V2...
...With a good accuracy roll of 5 against 5...
...But a bad damage of 2 against 5.
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 will live longer.
The CUC is bummed and decides to run over to The BLACK GUARDIAN V2.
He tries to kick The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 but...
CRITICAL FAIL!
The Driver tried to bail whilst holding Fenix's Ruby Space Sabre but CRITICAL FAILed too.
Meanwhile Pvt. Smug finally notices that The Terminator is not dead yet. (Observant readers will notice that he has been moving one inch per Turn!)
This is really getting stupid now. He FAILed to get rid of The Terminator.
The Terminator crawls another inch towards McBucks.
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2's Turn:
With a skill roll of 5 against 4 he finally shakes the bribe.
Then he moves up onto the CUC's leg.
He tries to use the Force to pick up Fenix's Ruby Space Sword.
4 against 3 and another success.
End of Turn 7 Overview:
Turn 8:
Bucky McBucks' Turn:
McBucks aims at The Terminator.
CRIT... Oh I don't need to say it do I?
The Terminator finally gets what he came for - Golden Hair!
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2's Turn:
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 uses a heroic feat to teleport over to The Crown.
Successfully (9 against 2)
He then aims at The Terminator...
And vaporises him with an attack roll of 5 against The Terminator's Armor of 2.
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 uses the force to put on The Crown...
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 is The New King of BlockWorld!
Final Overview:
So there you go. But before its over I'll show you what happened after The Conflict for the Crown...
The King destroyed the Void - the Battlefield of the Conflict for the Crown...
He ruled BlockWorld with an aluminium fist for 324 million years...
...Til he was hit by a car.
Then he went into hiding - taking The Crown and his Kingship with him.
THE END!
Credits:
The King/The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 - MasterEcabob
The BLACK GUARDIAN - Master Ecabob
The Former King/Mr Skul - RDLC
Bucky McBucks - Warhead
The Former Former King/Draak and the Ceberus - 501stCadians
The Former Former Former King - RJ
Lord Fenix - Elmagnifico
General Gravious - lrdofbricks
John Connor - RJ
The Dalek - RJ's brother
The Terminator - RJ's friend
Ok - MasterEcabob you will get a place as The King/The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 when I eventually get round to doing BlockWars: Quest for the Crown - a BrikWars Campaign.
I'm giving out Alimighty Bennies for future games in a separate thread.
Lots of Fails, Two Turns, Five Deaths, One Winner.
This Is, Conflict for the Crown - THE END!
Overview of Turn 6:
Turn 7:
The King/Mr Skul's Turn:
The King/Mr Skul gets ready for a heroic feat to extremly toast McBucks, The CUC and Pvt. Smug.
Critical Fail! Leave the Pyromancy to the Pyromancers Skul!
The King is dead.
McBucks and Co's Turn:
McBucks picks up Jeeves' golden bribe tray.
And moves towards Pvt. Smug.
The CUC aims at The BLACK GUARDIAN V2...
...With a good accuracy roll of 5 against 5...
...But a bad damage of 2 against 5.
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 will live longer.
The CUC is bummed and decides to run over to The BLACK GUARDIAN V2.
He tries to kick The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 but...
CRITICAL FAIL!
The Driver tried to bail whilst holding Fenix's Ruby Space Sabre but CRITICAL FAILed too.
Meanwhile Pvt. Smug finally notices that The Terminator is not dead yet. (Observant readers will notice that he has been moving one inch per Turn!)
This is really getting stupid now. He FAILed to get rid of The Terminator.
The Terminator crawls another inch towards McBucks.
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2's Turn:
With a skill roll of 5 against 4 he finally shakes the bribe.
Then he moves up onto the CUC's leg.
He tries to use the Force to pick up Fenix's Ruby Space Sword.
4 against 3 and another success.
End of Turn 7 Overview:
Turn 8:
Bucky McBucks' Turn:
McBucks aims at The Terminator.
CRIT... Oh I don't need to say it do I?
The Terminator finally gets what he came for - Golden Hair!
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2's Turn:
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 uses a heroic feat to teleport over to The Crown.
Successfully (9 against 2)
He then aims at The Terminator...
And vaporises him with an attack roll of 5 against The Terminator's Armor of 2.
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 uses the force to put on The Crown...
The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 is The New King of BlockWorld!
Final Overview:
So there you go. But before its over I'll show you what happened after The Conflict for the Crown...
The King destroyed the Void - the Battlefield of the Conflict for the Crown...
He ruled BlockWorld with an aluminium fist for 324 million years...
...Til he was hit by a car.
Then he went into hiding - taking The Crown and his Kingship with him.
THE END!
Credits:
The King/The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 - MasterEcabob
The BLACK GUARDIAN - Master Ecabob
The Former King/Mr Skul - RDLC
Bucky McBucks - Warhead
The Former Former King/Draak and the Ceberus - 501stCadians
The Former Former Former King - RJ
Lord Fenix - Elmagnifico
General Gravious - lrdofbricks
John Connor - RJ
The Dalek - RJ's brother
The Terminator - RJ's friend
Ok - MasterEcabob you will get a place as The King/The BLACK GUARDIAN V2 when I eventually get round to doing BlockWars: Quest for the Crown - a BrikWars Campaign.
I'm giving out Alimighty Bennies for future games in a separate thread.
