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The battle for Starport 73-the sign-up

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:17 pm

Hah! You thought Operation: A.R.T.I.C. was real didn't you! Suckers! This one, however is really real, because I have pictures.

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So peaceful and serene

One day, at a nice little place called Starport 73 on the planet, space pirate gunboat Ticklebucket landed to refuel. but the Ticklebucket carried something special. Something very special.

The map to spacebeards treasure.

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many a life was lost trying to find what is contained in this ship.

Somehow, word of this map got out, and four faction immediately dispatched squads out to recover it.

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Here comes trouble...

The Cydonians, the Hothori, the Empire of the Rising Sun, and the United Planets and a few others have all sent in troops to sieze the map and do other such things. Here are the srarting factions.

The Space Pirates:
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They havn't bated in weeks.

These filthy mongrols have no real unifor mor standard weapo, and want only one thing: MAKE IT OFF THE PLANET WITH THE MAP!
Hero: Cap'n Crunching-bones
1 heavy
1 scout
1 medik
1 mechanik
1 sniper
3 troops

The Knights of Cydonia:
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No one's gonna take them alive...

Dispatched from the Cydonian garrison, these guys want two things. the map and something else. But that's a secret. Also, they have a shitload of grunts.

Vehikal: 3 horses
Hero: Sir Killsalot
2 heavies
1 Mechanik with a placable SENTRY GUN
1 medik
1 Officer
1 Scout
11 Troops.

The Hothori government
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All unstable dictatorships end up like this.

For a while, Hothori had a stable government. then the wheedling commander of the military Johannes de Groot, backed by his bodygaurd siezed control and kommited some krimes. Now they want the map, and some secret, nefarious other objective.

Vehikal: Hovering deathcar.
Hero: The Bodygaurd
1 officer(Johannes)
1 medik
1 mechanik with a PROXIMITY MINE
2 heavies, each with a GRENADE
1 pilot
1 scout
6 troops

The Banzai brigade:
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The Dreadnut in the backround

Thes soldiers of the Empire of the Rising Sun wear balck and red spandex. Oh, and they kill people for things like maps, and secret objectives.

Vehikal: Dreadnut
hero: the Samuri
1 Officer
1 heavy
1 medik
1 mechanik with a PLACEABLE SENTRY GUN.
1 pilot
1 scout
6 troops

The United Planets Marines.
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The Few. The proud. The ones who run head-first into enemy fire. the Marines

These highly Trained United planets Soldiers are ready to sieze the map for national glory, and to perform dome covert acts.

Vehikal: Hovertank
Hero: Darth Patriotism
1 Officer
1 heavy with 2 GRENADES
1 medik
1 mechanik
1 scout
9 troops.

Okay, so the inner of this team is based on how Much Points you have at the end of the game. the points are as follows:

Capture map, get it off the field: 50 points
secret objective: 25 points
enemy hero killed: 10 points
enemy speciel unit killed: 4 points
enemy troop killed: 2 points
civillian killed: 1 point.

Also, you can buy sentry guns, proximity mines, and grenades for points.
Sentry: 7 points
Prox. mine: 5 points
grenade: 3 points.

Sign-Up:

Pirates: Ross_Varn
Cydonians: MasterEcabob
Hothia military: Kiemaster
banzai brigade: Sloopofwar
Marines: Massam
Secret faction 1: Elmagnifico
Secret faction 2: Arkbrik
Secret faction 3: Dertyyy
secret faction 4:tahthing

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Post by Sloopofwar » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:30 pm

Banzai! :P

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Post by MasterEcabob » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:46 pm

Aw man, I was really looking forward to using my army of suicide scouts. Oh well, maybe next time...

The Cydonians should be able to reap enough destruction to make up for it.
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Post by Massam » Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:30 pm

Wait..did you just call dibs on them? Cuz if not dibs on the cydonians. And if you did, I'll take the last group, the white armor guys.
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Post by Elmagnifico » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:03 am

I am skeptikal of this battle, as the last two have all been fakes, and this one having pictures makes it no better than [urlhttp://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3233]Treasure Hunt,[/url] which failed to materialize. However, I continue to be suckered in on the basis that tricking people on the internet is not difficult and only brings the tricker closer to J+B-dom.


tl;dr: I'll take the first secret faction.
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Post by lrdofbricks » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:58 am

empire of rising sun
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Post by Arkbrik » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:13 am

Secret faction 2.

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Post by Dertyyy » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:54 am

cydonians. please.

If not, a secret faction
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Post by MasterEcabob » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:45 am

Massam wrote:Wait..did you just call dibs on them? Cuz if not dibs on the cydonians. And if you did, I'll take the last group, the white armor guys.
Yes, sorry if I didn't make it clear, I was going for a witty response over the usual "I'll have team X".
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Post by tahthing » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:43 pm

any secret fraction left.
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Post by kiemaster » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:46 pm

i was looking forward to it D: oh well ill take whatever if there anything left
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Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:50 pm

Aw. Great. I was looking forward to that, sigfig... :evil:

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Post by Dragonfire666666 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:57 pm

The United Planets Marines. Please.

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Post by Silent-sigfig » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:07 pm

People who are in:

Pirates: Ross_Varn
Cydonians: MasterEcabob
Hothia military: Kiemaster
banzai brigade: Sloopofwar
Marines: Massam
Secret faction 1: Elmagnifico
Secret faction 2: Arkbrik
Secret faction 3: Dertyyy
secret faction 4:tahthing

Expect PMs soon.
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Post by lrdofbricks » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:20 pm

im assuming banzia brigade is rising sun and sloopofwar is me.
nice pull from dungeons and dragons with the name though
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