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After many months of standing doing nothing, the Bad-Guys are going into battle for the last time! Yes, that's right! A winner will stand forth this Turn!

Overview of way back in Turn 3:


Stereonitron's Turn:


It makes itself first to investigate The [Mysterious] Blob...


And attack it...


And get eaten by it...






Mmmmm, Robot in disguise......


Meanwhile, at the crash site...


Did I just see something move?


OMG! IS TE ALEIN!


It clambers across the wreckage...


What's it doing with that piece of super moon-rock?


It threw it across the battlefield...


Knocking over the remainder of the pillar...


And landing right on top of...


The Predireaver...


However, Predireavers are strong bastards...


That, though, probably bloody hurt.


But still, the Predireaver soldiers on...


The Blob's Turn:


Off it slithers... Hey! Maybe I should of put them little slug things as a Secret Character! Or maybe not...


That Alien is in deep sh-


Oh wait, it moved to the side a couple of steps...


One antagonisingly long feast later, The Blob has devoured the Reaver Ships left Engine/Wing. Wow he got fat...


The Dalek Mutant's Turn:


"OH HELLO, LITTLE CANINE ROBOT..."


"...DO YOU WANT A BELLY RUB?.."


"...OR TO BE DISMANTLED AND TURNED INTO MY ROBO-SLAVE!? MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"


It's a messy piece of work but it works...


The Robo-Dog is now under Warhead's control.


And guess what his first assignment is...


"Oh c'mon! I survived being crushed by a meteorite AND a knife wound to the gut and now you just kill me o-"


KABOOM!!!!


"AW, WHO IS A GOOD ROBO-SLAVE?"


Kazzam!


"TREAT?"


DUN DUN DUN!!!!


The Robo-Dog led a good life...


The Martian War Machine's Turn:
It sucks up some locals blood...


Causes some random laser explosions...


And ignites its fuel ta- WAIT WHAT!?


John Connor's Turn:


John Connor know's the danger in hand and legs it.


However, John Connor is a total retard after the events of T2 and FAILs


"Tis tickles, duh!"


A: Well, nice knowing ya. I gotta run or die and stuff.
B: Well, it took me 5 hours just to move from the meteor to the engine so i'm screwed...


Off goes the Alien...


"Well, at least I get to spend my last moments licking a Reaver Spaceship."


The Alien might just escape!


Or Maybe not...


Need I say more?


So there you have it! The Martians have won! Or so it seems... Come back later to see what happens next!

So, here's what happened after Turn 4 occured. And its in comic form!

http://blocktales.thecomicseries.com/comics/116

Here are some Almighty Bennies I would like to give away.

To NatalyaAF I give The Almighty Benny of snuggling 2 Different Types of Alien with Only one Non-Hero Minifig. It can be used to summon the Perverted God in another BlockWar.

Also to NatalyaAF I give The Almighty Benny of Survival for extremely lucky defence rolls. It can be used to Make yourself Immortal for one turn in a future BlockWar.

To Warhead I give The Almighty Benny of Ultimate Evil for killing a puppy, turning into your mindless robo-slave and then giving an Evil Laugh. It can be used to summon The Spirit of Piltogg in a future BlockWar.

To Rody I give The Almighty Benny of Gluttony for eating 2 factions and half a spaceship. It can be used to eat 3 enemies in future BlockWars. They don't have to be in succession or even the same BlockWar.

To Blitzen I give The Almighty Benny of Shinhurting for Blowing half of The Terminator's face off.

To Dilanski I give The Almighty Benny of "Well Done You Retard You Just Ended The Game" for Nuking the field. It can be used to Nuke Yourself in future BlockWars.

I also give The Almighty Benny of Martian Experimentation for doing something that cliché martians do. It can be used to Succeed any Martian Experimentation you do in future BlockWars.

To Elmagnifico I give The Almighty Benny of "Coming Outta The Goddamn Walls!" For bursting out of something (In this case - The wreckage). It can be used to summon a Xeno into your faction in future BlockWars.

I also give The Almighty Benny of Unbeaten Blasphemy for killing Jesus with blooming facehuggers! It can be used to summon Zombie Jesus.

Hahaha! I survived 0.000001 of a second longer than Natalya's guy. Revenge!

@RJ: The more I see that Aliens dude the more I want one (million) of my own. I already have a fair copy of your Pred. Good work on the Blob and Zurg, I thought they worked very well photograph wise.

wait a minute the blob can survive a fucking meteor, how does a mere nuke compare to that? (at least as far as heat goes)

ah well, at least I ate two factions and part of a ship.

Warhead wrote:Hahaha! I survived 0.000001 of a second longer than Natalya's guy. Revenge!

@RJ: The more I see that Aliens dude the more I want one (million) of my own. I already have a fair copy of your Pred. Good work on the Blob and Zurg, I thought they worked very well photograph wise.

Just after Turn 3 finished, I bought Build-a-Zurg and Buzz's Star Command Spaceship.

I forgot Zurg was purple...

I have been waiting months for that and it really has brightened up my morning!

I really do hate to double post but I have to ask, what next? this battle was awesome, will there be another outing for the bad guys? or something else?

Believe it or not, I have the battlefield and factions ready with pictures and artists impression of the battle. As a hint, it is abbreviated "HTD".

Keep guessing!

Hardly Tolerable Delays?

In fact, if I wasn't playing this guessing game, pics and sign up would already be on...

HTD..?

Hospital for Tropical Diseases?

Heat Transfer Division?

Haste the Day? (A band, Iunno)

Heros that died?

Highways, transportation and development?

Amazing...

One of them many words was almost there...

Highway to Death?

I said one of the words.

Ok, I'm going to open a discussion and a sign-up now. I'm bored of this guessing game...

Wow, this is pretty much n line with everything I've ever done here.