Battle for the Boards - Turn Two
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:07 pm
I'm getting convinced that this is going to make everyone mad at me. Hm.
Ah well. On with the carnage!
Secret Faction - Zombies Enter Play
Aoffan goes straight for the Black Dog,
going straight through his shield.
THEBLACKDOG ELIMINATED
Elmaginficio grapples with Piltogg then pulls the trigger.
Miss?! How could it miss?! huh. Piltogg is alright- wait a second. FIRE!
Fire burns through the railing and hits the napalm.
WHOOM.
PILTOGG ELIMINATED
Spartan fires on Ragriz. Ragriz lets the bolt bounce off his chest.
"AARRGGH!" Stubby launches himself at Elmagnifico.
WHAM. The beer glass and Elmagnifico go flying.
Elmagnifico recovers- barely- as Stubby catches the beer.
Silent goes for Shadowscythe, roaring something vaguely about a heathen god.
Shadowscythe doesn't like the sound of that and retaliates. Silent's head catches on fire as he flies through the air.
SILENT_SIGFIG ELIMINATED
The Zombies swarm into the Briks section and pick up some weapons.
Secret Faction - Red Ninjas Enter Play
The immediately bolt towards several prime targets- missing all of them.
Their leader appears behind LrdofBricks with a boat oar and a smile.
WHAM. Wait, a boat oar isn't that sharp! LrdofBrick's gatling gun is sliced in half.
DarthBrik leaps for Coximind, slamming against the wall.
Secret Faction - Deadly Spacemen Enter Play
They begin a dash for the Briks section, casually shooting Ragriz on the way.
RAGRIZ 25TH INFANTRY ELIMINATED
Ross clambers up the hill and slays the Red Ninja leader.
Shadowscythe leaps for Aoffan,
and fails at CC combat.
SHADOWSCYTHE ELIMINATED
The Black Dog lunges upwards with his dying act.
AOFFAN23 ELIMINATED
Magic Soap flings his shield, killing two Deadly Spacemen.
WOOP. Apollyon throws J+B with a running leap, and I roll to see if he explodes or not.
Looks like he did... jeez that's a large damage roll.
J+B ELIMINATED
LRDOFBRICKS ELIMINATED
DARTHBRIK ELIMINATED
COXIMIND ELIMINATED
Do those kills count for Warhead or Apollyon?
Legacy attacks Tuefish.
Tuefish is not amused.
LEGACYMEDIA92 ELIMINATED
Kiemaster uses his tele again and ports some flames, along with Muffinman's head, over to the tree-
Setting it on fire.
Aph retaliates for the TV throw, firing twice and bringing down Spartan and a Red Ninja.
SPARTAN ELIMINATED
Blitzen is shot down as she attempts to zap Adrian.
BLITZEN ELIMINATED
NatalyaAF turns one of the zombies into a fine pink mist.
End of Turn Two.
Post orders, SF leaders PM me.
Or just complain that your guy died. That's all Darth has been doing.
Ah well. On with the carnage!
Secret Faction - Zombies Enter Play
Aoffan goes straight for the Black Dog,
going straight through his shield.
THEBLACKDOG ELIMINATED
Elmaginficio grapples with Piltogg then pulls the trigger.
Miss?! How could it miss?! huh. Piltogg is alright- wait a second. FIRE!
Fire burns through the railing and hits the napalm.
WHOOM.
PILTOGG ELIMINATED
Spartan fires on Ragriz. Ragriz lets the bolt bounce off his chest.
"AARRGGH!" Stubby launches himself at Elmagnifico.
WHAM. The beer glass and Elmagnifico go flying.
Elmagnifico recovers- barely- as Stubby catches the beer.
Silent goes for Shadowscythe, roaring something vaguely about a heathen god.
Shadowscythe doesn't like the sound of that and retaliates. Silent's head catches on fire as he flies through the air.
SILENT_SIGFIG ELIMINATED
The Zombies swarm into the Briks section and pick up some weapons.
Secret Faction - Red Ninjas Enter Play
The immediately bolt towards several prime targets- missing all of them.
Their leader appears behind LrdofBricks with a boat oar and a smile.
WHAM. Wait, a boat oar isn't that sharp! LrdofBrick's gatling gun is sliced in half.
DarthBrik leaps for Coximind, slamming against the wall.
Secret Faction - Deadly Spacemen Enter Play
They begin a dash for the Briks section, casually shooting Ragriz on the way.
RAGRIZ 25TH INFANTRY ELIMINATED
Ross clambers up the hill and slays the Red Ninja leader.
Shadowscythe leaps for Aoffan,
and fails at CC combat.
SHADOWSCYTHE ELIMINATED
The Black Dog lunges upwards with his dying act.
AOFFAN23 ELIMINATED
Magic Soap flings his shield, killing two Deadly Spacemen.
WOOP. Apollyon throws J+B with a running leap, and I roll to see if he explodes or not.
Looks like he did... jeez that's a large damage roll.
J+B ELIMINATED
LRDOFBRICKS ELIMINATED
DARTHBRIK ELIMINATED
COXIMIND ELIMINATED
Do those kills count for Warhead or Apollyon?
Legacy attacks Tuefish.
Tuefish is not amused.
LEGACYMEDIA92 ELIMINATED
Kiemaster uses his tele again and ports some flames, along with Muffinman's head, over to the tree-
Setting it on fire.
Aph retaliates for the TV throw, firing twice and bringing down Spartan and a Red Ninja.
SPARTAN ELIMINATED
Blitzen is shot down as she attempts to zap Adrian.
BLITZEN ELIMINATED
NatalyaAF turns one of the zombies into a fine pink mist.
End of Turn Two.
Battle Report wrote:Alive: Ross_Varn, Stubby, aph77, MagicSoap, NatalyaAF, Tuefish, Elmagnifico, kiemaster, AdriantheGeek, Apollyon.
Dead:Warhead, J+B, Tathing, Spartan, Oneeye, Shadowscythe, DarthBrik, Pesgores, Silent_Sigfig, Olothonor, Theblackdog, Badger, Blitzen, Lrdofbricks, Coximind, Piltogg, arkbrik, Aoffan, Fredde, Ragriz, Legacy, Muffinman.
Post orders, SF leaders PM me.
Or just complain that your guy died. That's all Darth has been doing.
