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This turn had a lot going on but to start off...

Land Sharks!



One Land Shark made a beeline for the nearest machine gunnner...



...Mauling him...




... And leaving only a pool of blood.





The second shark rams the Space Commies and while in a state of disarray, he eats one.

Rick Astley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0







rick starts it off by knocking a Super Sandwich Guy off the roof (Hmm, Jews, roofs, I sense a stringed instrument coming). He is dead.

Rick Astley has started it off racist.

Cultists



The cultists start by retreating from their engagement with the Super Jews to attack the Space Commies.



The two "Priests" sacrifice their own men with a backstab each.



They lay in a pool of blood.



The axeman beheads a Commies and the policeman shoots another.

This was all for the moment.


P.S. Sorry, Cultists were supposed to go before Rick Astley but i forgot, will be fix'd next turn.

Space Commies



After watching the brutal Shark Attack, a trooper flees.



"Cowardice will not be tolerated" screams Comms Officer Veiyl before executing the man.




What a waste.



The rest of the lot advance, ignoring the few cultists.

Land Sharks LAwl... Rick Astley, I will be getting you good, you dog!

Rick was just doing his thang, groovin' to the music. That death was accidental.

For your own benefit, I have to warn you against contemplating any kind of reprisal. Rick is a HUGE super-star in the entertainment industry; he'll have you black-listed so fast your head will spin.

EDIT: Racist!? Rick? No way! He's more than happy to have the Super Jews join him in rocking out on the roof-tops. In the words of another icon of the music industry, "Let's Dance!"

Talarius wrote:Rick was just doing his thang, groovin' to the music. That death was accidental.

For your own benefit, I have to warn you against contemplating any kind of reprisal. Rick is a HUGE super-star in the entertainment industry; he'll have you black-listed so fast your head will spin.

EDIT: Racist!? Rick? No way! He's more than happy to have the Super Jews join him in rocking out on the roof-tops. In the words of another icon of the music industry, "Let's Dance!"

Do you realize what your saying? Rick blacklisting the Jews because of his star status? ALL OF THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS IS JEWISH!

So, I can kill him, right?

EnCor



The (Somehow magically-driven) Wolverine is intent to finish what it started with the Armoured Car.



It fires its Cannon and Laser cannon.



It's a massive hit! The car takes two points of damage (from here on vehicle damage will be shown with red 1x1's stacked on the vehicle)



A push is made and three troopers take aim at McHook and Tim (The heavies shoot at Akim-Bo)



McHook sustains a minor hit but nothing serious, Tim dodges the bullets with his 1337 may-tricks skillz.



The two soldiers in the warehouse pick up what appears to be an assassin droid and huck it over towards the Al-Kind-of.





The ghost keeps watch.



General Wolfe uses his Satellite Uplink to drive the Chlorine trick under the crane. Meanwhile, the other ghost climbs into the controls of the crane




The host picks up the cargo pod...




... And drops it in the Armoury.



The rest of the lot move down past the CP.

Cpt. Zipps wrote:Do you realize what your saying? Rick blacklisting the Jews because of his star status? ALL OF THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS IS JEWISH!

Hmmm, well... I meant the... BRITISH entertainment business... totally different group. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Sorry for the delay, exams and whatnot.

Al-Kind-Of



The Flamethrowerman kicks it off and breaks a window, then torches the inside of the CP



A medic is burned to death but everyone else is unharmed.



One of the grenadiers lobs his last grenade into the cP through the window.



It lands right between the two Super Jews; Get THE FUCK OU-



Too late! Horowitz is the only survivor in the CP.



Akim-Bo continues his fire on the Heavies.



1/3 remaining.



Skully and a troopers shoot at the landshark.



Even after a direct hit with an AT Gun the Landshark is fine. the assassin droid is trashed though.



The remaining machine gunner takes his turn but to no effect.

Apart from standing around as target practice and dying do these Super Jews do anything else?

From experience I prefer random initiative. From the few games I've played that use ordered initiative I haven't liked it one bit. The initiative, not talking about the game, this ones just started.

Yeah, I'm starting to think about random initiative but by the time all is said and done there are something like 16 seperate factions in this so I just think this will be easier.



To address your other comment. The Super Jews did a whole bunch this turn, not all of it succeeded but when it did, oh boy!

Time-Traveling Super Jews


First off, the shuttle took off.





It starts to glide over to the CP.



It starts losing altitude...



...and smashes into Al-Kind-of lines!

two grenadiers, he flamethrowerman and the Super Sandwich Guy Pilot are dead.

The shuttle is inopperable.



One of th Jews shoots at Astley but his boombox proves to be an effective shield.



Through a complex and undescribable series of events that connot properly be illustrated in this medium, Horowitz climbs onto the roof.





He and two troops combine fire at Akim-Bo





He appears to be wounded!



Stein clambers into the Anti-Material Cannon but to no avail.




Hmm, something was under the shuttle...



It's a Head Crab!







Similar incidents occur to two EnCor troopers.

SECRET FACTION 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME


Upon getting a whiff of Zombie in the air, someone comes running...





Shaun and his trusty cricket bat!

BAD-ASS HEROIC HAS ENTERED THE GAME

The brikgods were not content to have just one bad-ass so they sent another...





Doctor Jones!

MANLY HEROIC HAS ENTERED THE GAME



Just when it seemed likethings were over a metallic pod screams down through the sky.



It slams into the rocks a pops open...



It's filled with missiles, explosives, firebombs and shotguns!




Overviews












ORDERS NEEDED FOR TURN 3

Finally, now you will all learn to fear the crabs!
Orders in.