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BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn IV: Quest for Peace

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:28 pm
by RJ
Yes! That's right! We're back baby! Now on Turn IV, which looks to be a near end...

Here, have an overview of Turn 3:
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The Soulless Legion (or Death)
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Death, standing alone, tries to summon his apprentice - MORT.
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Oh, Oh dear...
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Death takes his rage out on Gimlii, but only manages to destroy his Gatling Cannon.
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MORT picks up Death's scythe.
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And, with his newfound magical power, decides to summon his best friend.
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Well, no Patrick, but I can't say he failed :twisted:
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teh turkish terrors
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Gimlii glares at his broken Gatling and throws it down.
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He swings his axe at Death and cuts him clean in half, yet, Death is still alive.
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Buzz presses his big red button.
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"Say hello to Infinity for me pilot!"
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BIG-BADDA-BOOM!
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Aftermath...
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The contents of the now-desecrated Tomb: Dumbledore's Corpse, Nosebleed's Corpse, An Elder Wand.
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Thor and Aragon are blown apart.
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As is Professor Slicenstein. I couldn't find enough of him to take a proper picture.
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Gimlii is disrupted.
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The Momma's Boys

Hellboy fires at the Dalek but his bullet is absorbed.
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So he decides to yank off it's sucker arm.
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Captain America sticks the barrel of his gun into the protesters gut.
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What gut?
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He then throws his shield at the Dalek.
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"WANK!"
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The Dalek

The Dalek escapes it's destroyed casing.
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And legs it as far as it's little tentacles can carry it.
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The Manly Fuckin' Men
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Wolverine arises from his unfortunate state.
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WOW! Brilliant heroic feat there!
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Ash gets behind the new cover and fires his boomstick.
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Disrupted but not dead.
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The Peace-Guerillas

The Hoth-Veteran gets up.
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And squats the Dalek.
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The Dalek ends up surviving but elsewhere.
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Joe Vig attacks the downed Captain.
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*NO DAMAGE!*
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*SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!*
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OK, now I just need orders from Magic Soap as The Dalek, nausicca as The T-950 and Sloopofwar as Secret Faction 4.

Hurry and I might finish before moving day, 20-nth of July.

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:49 pm
by RunsWithLegos
YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


... i hope HARPOON JONES does not show up.

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:56 pm
by RJ
Who who who who?

BTW, MORT actually succeeded in summoning. The fail would be summoning Patrick like he wanted to.

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:42 pm
by RJ
The T-950
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*BANG!* The Luggage is destroyed in a fountain of gold.
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*BANG!* Buzz's head is blow off.
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Then the T-950 runs off... :?
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And takes cover from an unknown enemy.
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The Dalek Mutant
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No, it's not committing suicide...
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No, it's not committing snuggle...
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THIS! IS! BODY-SNATCHING!
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Guess what happens next?
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No, J+B, they aren't going to make a d a p p e r porno...
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Meanwhile...
At The Gate? Where else?
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This guy runs out...
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He fires his gun in the air to get attention.
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"Everybody! Please listen! You have been tricked!"
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"I fear I may have arrived too late as many of you lay dead!"
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"But please, we must unite!"
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"There is another enemy that is more evil than anything you could ever imagine!"
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"And together, we must stand our ground!"
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"Come and get some you son of a-"
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"FOOLS! YOU STAND AGAINST ME AND YOU WILL FAIL!"
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"I WILL RULE THIS WORLD! EVEN IF THAT MEANS TAKING THE LIVES OF EVERY LIVING-BEING THAT EVER EXISTED!"
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The Adventurer is whipped to the edge of the battlefield.
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On the other end of the battlefield, a strange scraping sound is appearing...
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*gasp!* A hidden altar!
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"Do what needs to be done..."
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OK, guys! I need orders from Warhead, RunsWithLegos, Ross_Varn, Magic Soap, nausicca and Sloopofwar.

No, Sloopofwar isn't the Adventurer, he is The Beast.

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:12 pm
by Sircastr650
rj did you get that creature in the gate from oblivion?

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:33 pm
by naussica
I've gotta feeling that the creature is Brikthulu, I mean, what would come out of a gate like that?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:33 am
by Magic Soap
One criticism of RJ's battles: The nice beige desert always ends with that OT mushroom cloud when he can't care anymore! LOL!
Also, who said it isn't a very violent dapper porno involving a chainsaw?

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:04 am
by RJ
It's dilanski's fault that BotBG's got nuked, not mine. Anyway, only a few people died in that last OT Mushroom Cloud

Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:29 am
by RJ
You know what, I'm sure I asked for orders.

Warhead! RunsWithLegos! Ross_Varn!

Hurry the hell up!