Anyway, I have like 63 photos, so I'll post them in chunks. Ok?PandoraNuker wrote:I felt this should be reposted, I don't ignore or edit your orders nor do I have a fixed outcome, I don't do initiative and long story short, if you do not understand why your orders were not followed, please pm me within 2 days of the turn's post date and you shall receive an explanation of why parts of your orders could not have been followed.
Peaches
The other jedi hero climbs aboard the flying demonic shark and together they use their heroic feats to charge up the shark's energy. It fires a laser at the Nyphilian tank.
The very same thick armor that was supposed to protect the crew inside prevented them from bailing, and forced them to face a grisly death. Fortunately, it was a quick one.
The tank turret man, after watching his friends die, aims the 6-inch turret at the shark and yells with his dying breath: "For the Nyphilian Empire" and response fires the turret, smiling as he died knowing he would not be forgotten.
The shark took a hit! It begins to lose altitude as the jedi heroes know what will become of them...
Squish! The shark dies and the two jedi heroes are now ready to serve at the local ihop!
Meanwhile the cowvalry wagon heads to the fort...
...Only to be massacred by response fire. Haha, I finally did response fire!
The peach reinforcements move up.
POOP monsters (both the POOP monsters and Mini-Warhead are on his team, I treat them as seperate factions though)
A POOP golem flings the miner hero at the Nyphilians.
He flies into the air!
A nyphilian attempts a response fire but it's too late.
The hero crashes into the defense turret, mangling and destroying it.
It falls apart...
The unexploded munitions explode and kill a soldier.
Meanwhile Infernus knocks down a blokbot laser tower.
As the tower crashes down, 7 blokbots die.
While you can't see them that well, the little POOP monsters are happily munching on the blokbots, adding 5 more to the KIA list.
Nyphilians
Seeing how they response fired, the troopers decide against eating their rifles, which would be impossible and kill them anyway. However, the commander attempts to eat his own head (heroic feat) and fails. He then rips out his single-serve bottle of maniac beer...
That should do it, now the commander mutated and has maniac stats. (Warhead, coupld you pm me their stats)
The lieutenant walks over to the commander.
Errrrrrrr, bad move. I'll have to censor the rest for the decency of the viewers (Think of the children!).
The crane flings a peach cyborg at the peaches.
It kills a peach. Lol, we really should make a Warhead with a green flame.
The remaining peach cyborg decides to hunt some peaches.
Meanwhile the peach torturer attempts to start a program to necro dead Nyphilians.
N00b Miners
The last of the miners decide to do a last stand and face off against the peaches
The miner in the mech grabs his last stick of dynamite, and throws it at the peaches.
2 peaches explode and die.
Tyronians
The Tyronian champion shoots at the red POOP golem.
Miraculously, It hits and blows off an arm. Thankfully for the monster, it wasn't its throwing arm.
The champion then jumps.
He then stabs Infernus through the back of the head...
Carves his face...
And lands on a pile of bloks.
Suddenly Infernus's jaw drops...
And falls off. He lost a hit point.
Mini-Warhead
Mini-Warhead concentrates all of his energies into mind controlling the remaining blokbot laser tower.
Success!
The laser comes crashing down towards the fort the fort.
Bonks! Well, the picture is self-explanatory...
Anyway, 5d10 explosions aside, 4 Nyphilians died including the lieutenant, the fort is wrecked, and <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of debris was pushed around. The red arrow indicates the resting place of the antimortalium container.
Meanwhile, 32 blokbots come onto the mainland. Stupid aoffan, if he just pm'd me, his orders wouldn't have been swept up by the broom of doom and nullified.
The Assyrians (They were NPC this turn)
The Assyrians aim at the blokbots.
Suddenly, Natal- errr, their hero uses the Maytricks and attempts to communicate with the robotic mind of the blokbot commander.
Hero: What do you want?
Blokbot Champion: You dead
Blokbot Champion: Now stay out of my mind!
The Assyrian hero is now disrupted.
The Assyrians open fire.
One dude however critically fails and his gun blows up.
The other three manage to kill 4 blokbots.
Overwatch:
Now taking orders for turn 5!Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 15 (8 blokbots)
Casualties: 17 (14 soldiers+2 peach cyborgs)
Peaches:
Kills: 9
Casualties: 12
Assyrians:
Kills: 13 (1 blokbot mage+4 blokbots)
Casualties: 2
Tyronians:
Kills: 6
Casualties: 6 (2 heroes)
N00b Miners:
Kills: 9 (4 blokbots)
Casualties: 9 (1 hero)
Civilians: Terminated
Kills: 4 (hero)
Casualties: 6
Channel 4 Paparazzi News Team:Terminated
Kills: 0
Uncovered scandals: 1
Casualties: 4
Blokbots:
Kills: 8 (1 accidental)
Casualties: 29
POOP Monsters+Mini-Warhead
Kills: 13 (12 blokbots)
Casualties: 0