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Manly Santa falls form the sky after having an ejaculation so powerful it launched him onto the battlefield, angry that he didn't get to bang the other twenty girls waiting for him he gets up and decides to kill everyone.

The Jedi and Sith fight there way into battle.
Jedi- I will end you!
Sith- Your life is over!


sith
He runs forward and stabs the Jedi killing him.
Sith- You were a fool to challenge me!


orcs
A troll goes to help his buddy,

and kills the dwarf.

The other one kicks the bodies out of the way.

and forms a giant weapon!


Manly Santa
Manly Santa runs forward and smacks a dude to no effect.


Turns,

and kills two clones.

Moves over and kills another.

More to come.

who do you need orders from?

OREMAWESOME1234 wrote:who do you need orders from?

no one.

The Amorians
Two of them blast the dragon knights head off.

One throws a grenade.

At Manly Santa.

knocking him away but he is still alive

The last one shoots at the clones to no effect.


Lion-Knight
The knight swings his sword.

Beheading them.


The Aftermath


dragon knight: kills:0 deaths:01eliminated
lion knight: kills:2 deaths:0
the Amorians: kills:3 deaths:0
orcs: kills:2 deaths:0
dwarfs: kills:0 deaths:2eliminated
clones: kills:0 deaths:7eliminated
Jedi: kills:0 deaths:1eliminated
Sith: kills:1 deaths:0
Manly Santa: kills:3 deaths:0

currently shown factions post orders, and secret factions I will send you the pm later today.
Edit: Need orders from Moronstudios, aoffan23, wazman2, Lt. Krus and the secret factions (you know who you are).

bad initiative rolls, you got ass snuggled before you could do anything.

I never even got to send in orders...

sent orders

legacymedia92 wrote:I never even got to send in orders...

Took you too long and i didn't want to wait for just you.
Edit: still need orders form Lt. Krus and Moronstudios, I will send reminder PMs.