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Not many deaths this round.

Malak the Necromancer


Malak and the mage decide to make some Fireworks.

After a few bad roles the mage missed and both Malak's land in the same place. They do kill 2 Pikemen and Sir Raymond's horse. Raymond goes flying.
Pembridge

Sir Raymond gets up and prephares for a heroic feat.

Sovless, your orders asked Raymond to "gather the fog and use it to kill Urack", Sir Raymond is a master of man and beast, but has no magical ability what-so-ever, plus how can fog kill someone? I let you off and made Raymond use a feat to dismiss the fog by runing through it (some help from the horseman) next time, Raymond will just stand still, imagening he is a great Mage.

Everyone else, switchs to swords and attacks the bandits, but fail to kill.

Sir Pablo

The Knights join the line and the officer gets on the horse.

Sir Pablo shouts across to the Trollz, "I offer you my gold, if you will join me!" (no bandits in range)

A Boy (The one with the Hammer) and an Elite (Hooded one) like this (the feat succeded but only those 2 were taken in) and try to kill Urack. (They failed as did the other Elitez' throwen spear in responce)(Braggalot, you now control the 2 Troll rebels until they are returned to Uracks side or they are killed)

Bandits

Sencing they are in a right mess, they all run for the boat to make a getaway.

They all made it and dissimbark at the other side, save the one who was rowing and the one who had to sprint to the boat. (Sir Pablo shot at one as they passed but missed)

Trollz/Orkz

"BOYZ!" roars Urack,"CHARGE!"

The Bandits had moved so they charged Pembridge instead, rolled badly and failed to kill anyone. Then Pembridge counter attacked and failed to peirce the Trollz skin.

Undead

They advance into the woods while DreadKnight and the mounted officer charge Pembridge and... FAIL TO KILL!!!!! GAH!!!

Kill Chart

Sir Pablo:

• Kills:2
  Alive:7+2/9

Pembridge:

• Kills:0
  Alive: 7/8

Bandits:

• Kills:1
  Alive:7/10

Undead:

• Kills:0
  Alive:8/8

Trollz/Orkz:

• Killz:1
  Alive: 6/8

Malak:

• Kills:2+1 horse
  Alive: 5/5

Alright, send orders!

Ufff, that was a close one! Time for you guys to pay

@ Zahru II

I'm afraid that my PM service is down...again. Try emailing me. And tell me again what you said in your PM so that I know its actually you and not someone posing as you.

I don't know how in the world that could be possible, but oh well...

Wha? Did you at least receive mine?

Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations"

...but none of her friends rub your dick and say good job?..

Well I feel like an idiot now. I just started freaking out cause I'm used to a different system. Brilliant me. Well, we'll just all forget about this, k?

Why do you keep 2 accounts? I PMed to account FISH!!!!

edit: oh and the exclamation marks I put there 'cos they're in your nick, not to yell at you

Bragallot, who are you talking to?

The way it was posted made it seem like it was FISH!!! telling Zahru he hadn't received his PM's... I reasoned he didn't see them 'cos he was on another account. 'cos the fuck did I realize other people had to be PMing each other as well. Like undead and undead. Man secret factions can truly ruin your day.

Ah, ok.

benkim123 wrote:Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations"

...but none of her friends rub your dick and say good job?..

This is because you settled for the wrong wife or girlfriend. If she was worthwhile, she'd have more considerate friends. Ultimately, it all boils down to the fact that you are a failure and your life is full of fail.