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Assault on Goatse Bunker

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:06 pm
by stubby


How did this ImmortalTech Keg of Maniac Beer end up crashing into the surface of Planet Grimdark? Was it lost in the debris of some cataclysmic space battle? Was it launched here on purpose by some bored Immortal in order to cause chaos? No one knows.

What is known is that, when it arrived, its automatic defense systems kicked in. Two massive skeletal hands formed from the volcanic strata of the planetary crust, reaching upwards through the rock only to claw back in again and tear a giant prolapsed notebook in the surface. Robotic defenders, (mostly) immune to the temptation of the Beer thanks to their mechanikal nature, sprang up to man defense turrets against the sea of thirsty invaders sure to arrive.


Though it's sure to take hundreds of invaders to breach the defenses, in the end, only one can escape with the keg.

Everybody's welcome to join in on this one. I'll pick a team of five random minifigs and start you from a random edge of the crater. I'll even be so generous as to give one of them a basic hand weapon, but the other four will be in too much of a hurry to pack.

I won't be keeping track of turn order, so if I post a turn for your figs, it means I'm ready for your next set of orders. First come, first served. Also, when you join, feel free to can jump in with your first set of orders without waiting to see where I place you if you want to, since all sides of the field are pretty similar.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:09 pm
by Silent-sigfig
Ill join.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:26 pm
by aoffan23
I shall joineth.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:38 pm
by Moronstudios
Sounds great, sign me up!

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:58 pm
by solvess
sign me up!

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:00 pm
by stubby

By random roll, all three of the first squads approach from eastern directions: Silent-Sigfig's Peach Raiders, aoffan23's How Do I Shot Web Men, and Moronstudios' Brikinville Vikings.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:03 pm
by stubby
booty bothered and I are off to a movie, so I'll be back in a couple of hours to add solvess's team and whoever shows up in the meantime.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:04 pm
by solvess
I wonder who I will be. Probably dimmys.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:04 pm
by Moronstudios
stubby wrote:Moronstudios' Brikinville Vikings.
Fuck yah!
Orders are already sent

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:43 pm
by Bragallot
Gimme a spot, please.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:58 pm
by Sloopofwar
Stubby's running a forum battle? Sign me up double quick!

Damn that is a sweet battlefield.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:03 pm
by BFenix
Hell yeah, moar spots for us stubby?

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:15 pm
by RedShirt
I'll take a spot

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:50 pm
by samuelzz10
Can I please have a spot?

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:55 pm
by Keldoclock
Sign me up, dude!