Brikinville Assault-Turn 12 (endgame)
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:28 pm
Warhead went off to find Mini a Manly Santa Day pet as wife went to wake Mini up.
Beer will do the job well.
Warhead spotted a nice larb crab for his son.
He jumped on to do a quick rodeo.
Sadly he couldn't get a grip and soon fell off.
The crab was unable to aim at the dwarf.
So it targeted red and blue.
A direct hit.
Red lived and laughed at the death of blue.
Guy kept swearing at the top of his lungs.
Dragosani and brown went after Mini and Miss Warhead, so I made it a duel.
Both townies outskilled the Warheads on the first of the 3 rolls.
The Warheads got back at them.
Mini beat brown just as Dragosani knocked over Miss W. Dragosani nearly delt a killing blow before mini engabed him.
Mini, despite having a skill dice 1 size smaller then Dragonsani outskilled him.
Mini then rolled 15 for a skill roll, easily knocking over Dragosani.
"Hey kid... lets be forgiving, i.. it is Manly Santa Day time after all. Wait, what are you.. No, god please no!"
"AAGGGGUUUU."
The Warheads gathered together.
THe dwarf dived into the bedrooms.
The ticking device exploded.
The last pirate rode out with the treasure in style.
Epilogue
The Wrahead family would go on to capture their crab and rode off to thier Cristmas dinner.
Red would return to base to report a complete success.
The last pirate would ride off with the treasure and use it to buy him his own ship.
Guy and the last dwarf would drink Warhead's forgoten beer, until the dwarf died from drinking to much.
Kill chart:
Pirates: 11
Vikings: 11
Townspeople: 7
Red and Blue:5
Peaches: 5
Loyal Dwarfs: 4
Necromancer: 3
Family Warhead: 4
Crab: 4
Soldiers: 3
Ginger Dwarfs: 2
Fun police: 2
Experiment Something Something: 1
Beer will do the job well.
Warhead spotted a nice larb crab for his son.
He jumped on to do a quick rodeo.
Sadly he couldn't get a grip and soon fell off.
The crab was unable to aim at the dwarf.
So it targeted red and blue.
A direct hit.
Red lived and laughed at the death of blue.
Guy kept swearing at the top of his lungs.
Dragosani and brown went after Mini and Miss Warhead, so I made it a duel.
Both townies outskilled the Warheads on the first of the 3 rolls.
The Warheads got back at them.
Mini beat brown just as Dragosani knocked over Miss W. Dragosani nearly delt a killing blow before mini engabed him.
Mini, despite having a skill dice 1 size smaller then Dragonsani outskilled him.
Mini then rolled 15 for a skill roll, easily knocking over Dragosani.
"Hey kid... lets be forgiving, i.. it is Manly Santa Day time after all. Wait, what are you.. No, god please no!"
"AAGGGGUUUU."
The Warheads gathered together.
THe dwarf dived into the bedrooms.
The ticking device exploded.
The last pirate rode out with the treasure in style.
Epilogue
The Wrahead family would go on to capture their crab and rode off to thier Cristmas dinner.
Red would return to base to report a complete success.
The last pirate would ride off with the treasure and use it to buy him his own ship.
Guy and the last dwarf would drink Warhead's forgoten beer, until the dwarf died from drinking to much.
Kill chart:
Pirates: 11
Vikings: 11
Townspeople: 7
Red and Blue:5
Peaches: 5
Loyal Dwarfs: 4
Necromancer: 3
Family Warhead: 4
Crab: 4
Soldiers: 3
Ginger Dwarfs: 2
Fun police: 2
Experiment Something Something: 1
After all, their deaths brought brief amusement. 