JABITW turn1
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:22 pm
Freaking Finally 
=========Manly Men===========
The Manly Men advance into the spa, searching for anything that may be of use while the rest of them take cover and look for opponents. After finding nothing but bath salts, one of them takes a shot at a sheep in anger...
...And misses epicly.
========Manlieness Cyborgs=======
Noticing the foul stench of the sewer freaks, these abominations of science know what they must do.
Fenris takes a mighty leap towards one of the freaks...
Only for the sly bastard to get out of the way and start trying to whack him, to no avail for either of them.
Meanwhile Pushup rushes another freak and forces him to the ground, resolting in both of thm wrestling like real men!
Meanwhile, Firearms takes a shot at the officer (the spearman with the armor and nice sheild is the hero), but it is intercepted with his sheild.
This does however, leave him distracted for when Brewsky takes a shot at him with presurised beer...
...And nails him right in the chest. First blood goes to the Manlieness Cyborgs!
=======Pirates=======
One of the men, thinking quickly, rushes to an implaced gun...
And robs the castle gaurds of one of theirs.
The remaining pirates rush the peach ship as the helmsman brings them closer.
The peaches begin sumoning fireballs, but most miss, and private Wavyhair takes a shot to the chest and keeps fighting.
Suddenly, the peach leader calls upon his mighty powers...
And impales private Redtop with a lance of fire! (The guy did about 8 points of damage, so yeah)
This only angers the pirates, who lock themselves in combat with 2 of the dastardly peaches! (Yeah, anything the peaches could have done, they did in response actions, so they sort of used their whole turn in the middle of the pirates turn.
========Chickens!========
The canine cavalry begin grabing everything that's not nailed down, planing somthing devious no doubt (Bastard wouldn't tell me
)
The head chicken, not to be out done, rips of a peice of wall and heads of towards the horse in red.
========Diner Guests======
The kitchen monkey quickly scuries up the cabinets...
...And becomes the Psycho Blade Monkey!
The two megabloks servents head upstairs to grab some stuff from the queens quarters, but find that the door is locked.
Two of the servants bring in refreshments, unwittingly carrying maniac beer with them!
Meanwhile, some of the guests begin baricading doors and grabing plates for sheilds...
...While the wizard rushes off...
...To turn part of the kitchen into a potion lab!
======Lizard Freaks========
The leader orders the remaining skirmishers to take cover behind the spearbearers to avoid further damage.
======Forces of Darkness======
Acting in time with the undead, the skirmishers rush the mages...
.. saddly fail to do more than annoy.
The rest of the Brikthulites aproach the base of the tree to catch anyone stupid enough to jump down.
=======Lightning Knights========
Feeling the need o rock out, the knights strum a mighty cord...
And the heads of three gaurds explode with the might of guitars!
======Introductions=======
An evil no man can describe (but woman have an easy time describing) seems to simply appear in the pink building.
And Suemacs war girls have arived!
Suddenly, unknown forces pull at the venter of the battlefield...
And the time travling survivalists burst forth (These guys are up for grabs for anyone who wans to join the fun.
So that's turn one people. Things are gonna have to go a lot faster now,so first off, dwarves, docs, and castle gaurds are all up for grabs, but EVERYBODY has 2 days to send orders in, cause my dad wants this room free by the end of january. So let the bloodletting comence! Oh, and if you don't send in orders within 2 days, your out and I replace you next turn.
=========Manly Men===========
The Manly Men advance into the spa, searching for anything that may be of use while the rest of them take cover and look for opponents. After finding nothing but bath salts, one of them takes a shot at a sheep in anger...
...And misses epicly.
========Manlieness Cyborgs=======
Noticing the foul stench of the sewer freaks, these abominations of science know what they must do.
Fenris takes a mighty leap towards one of the freaks...
Only for the sly bastard to get out of the way and start trying to whack him, to no avail for either of them.
Meanwhile Pushup rushes another freak and forces him to the ground, resolting in both of thm wrestling like real men!
Meanwhile, Firearms takes a shot at the officer (the spearman with the armor and nice sheild is the hero), but it is intercepted with his sheild.
This does however, leave him distracted for when Brewsky takes a shot at him with presurised beer...
...And nails him right in the chest. First blood goes to the Manlieness Cyborgs!
=======Pirates=======
One of the men, thinking quickly, rushes to an implaced gun...
And robs the castle gaurds of one of theirs.
The remaining pirates rush the peach ship as the helmsman brings them closer.
The peaches begin sumoning fireballs, but most miss, and private Wavyhair takes a shot to the chest and keeps fighting.
Suddenly, the peach leader calls upon his mighty powers...
And impales private Redtop with a lance of fire! (The guy did about 8 points of damage, so yeah)
This only angers the pirates, who lock themselves in combat with 2 of the dastardly peaches! (Yeah, anything the peaches could have done, they did in response actions, so they sort of used their whole turn in the middle of the pirates turn.
========Chickens!========
The canine cavalry begin grabing everything that's not nailed down, planing somthing devious no doubt (Bastard wouldn't tell me
)The head chicken, not to be out done, rips of a peice of wall and heads of towards the horse in red.
========Diner Guests======
The kitchen monkey quickly scuries up the cabinets...
...And becomes the Psycho Blade Monkey!
The two megabloks servents head upstairs to grab some stuff from the queens quarters, but find that the door is locked.
Two of the servants bring in refreshments, unwittingly carrying maniac beer with them!
Meanwhile, some of the guests begin baricading doors and grabing plates for sheilds...
...While the wizard rushes off...
...To turn part of the kitchen into a potion lab!
======Lizard Freaks========
The leader orders the remaining skirmishers to take cover behind the spearbearers to avoid further damage.
======Forces of Darkness======
Acting in time with the undead, the skirmishers rush the mages...
.. saddly fail to do more than annoy.
The rest of the Brikthulites aproach the base of the tree to catch anyone stupid enough to jump down.
=======Lightning Knights========
Feeling the need o rock out, the knights strum a mighty cord...
And the heads of three gaurds explode with the might of guitars!
======Introductions=======
An evil no man can describe (but woman have an easy time describing) seems to simply appear in the pink building.
And Suemacs war girls have arived!
Suddenly, unknown forces pull at the venter of the battlefield...
And the time travling survivalists burst forth (These guys are up for grabs for anyone who wans to join the fun.
So that's turn one people. Things are gonna have to go a lot faster now,so first off, dwarves, docs, and castle gaurds are all up for grabs, but EVERYBODY has 2 days to send orders in, cause my dad wants this room free by the end of january. So let the bloodletting comence! Oh, and if you don't send in orders within 2 days, your out and I replace you next turn.
For whatever reason, none of you guys killed a single mage. lots of bad rolls for some reason (Totally not my fault)
