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Teams are in order of who sent me orders first.

ASE Sympathizers:



Every single one (except the 3 who were stunned) fired on Sarah Palin.




But redshirt...




after redshirt...




after redshirt took the bullet//laser that was meant for her.




With a bloody pile of corpses before her, Sarah Palin can only stand there in stunned amazement that she didn't die.



Secret Faction 1 Has Entered the Game:
Czech-Republikan Special Unit X.



The scout squad materializes from the shadows. A sniper takes place on the roof of the office building.




Another takes position in the desert compound.




A third investigates McDonald's. No one is inside. This team is allied to the Police, who go next...



Police:



Upset over his spectacular failure, the chief drinks a cup of coffee.




He is instantly re-energized with a new-found sense of purpose!!




He rushes over to meet up with his men behind the Office building.




They all group up, preparing to intervene...




Back at base, one of the officers went inside and found a Light Laser Cannon. He shows it off to the gunner, who congratulates him on his find.




But all glory is fleeting...




Secret Faction 3 Has Entered the Game

¡HOLA BITCHES!

Dora the Explorien is allied to no one. She is here to kick your ass.




She uses a heroic feat to destroy the gun turret.

LOCK AND LOAD MOTHERFUCKERS

Back at the office, blinding flashes light up the inside.




What's this? Peaches?

Secret Faction 2 Has Entered the Game
The Peach Resistance has come out from hiding to wreak havoc on this world. None of the minifigs here have ever seen a peach before, so it's going to be an interesting fight.




They set right to work. Sarah Palin is finally taken down by an axe to the back of her head.




Then the heavy minigunner comes out and blows away another yellow.




Splat.



IE Sympathizers
I had no orders from these guys so I just had the ones who were outside shoot at their nearest opponents.



They had crap rolls so they only made one kill.



End Turn 2


Overview:




- Kills -
ASE Sympathizers: 6
IE Sympathizers: 3
Police: 0
Unit X: 0
Peach Resistance: 2
Dora the Explorien: 2

- Deaths -
ASE Sympathizers: 3
IE Sympathizers: 7
Police: 2
Unit X: 0
Peach Resistance: 0
Dora the Explorien: 0


Send in orders for turn 3 now!!

This turn sucketh. A couple months ago I would have whined and bitched, but I've learned to do better than that. But I will say this:

I don't care about objectives, this is my new objective, and until I accomplish it, it is primary: kill Dora the Explorer. Your deaths shall be avenged, fellow officers!

Natalya wrote:And you got some new allies so it's not all bad for you.

O RLY?

I'm guessing that they're the Czech soldiers, that's nice to know. I thought that those guys were out to kill me too.

Triple redshirt? , Sarah. Well, congrats on that kill, Czech-sniper.

beluga wrote:Stuff

Besides the awesome sniper rifle and grenade-filled new units, you could probably go back for the Splazor if you wanted to.

I slayed the bitch, not the sniper. Killsteal FTW.

Dora the Explorien was the best thing I've read all day.

What's the giant shotgun from?

Wow, that was fast. Sorry for not sending orders, but I was asleep!

No excuse.

I love Dora the psychotic Explorien! I want to see her and Hell'O' Kittah taking on Brikthulu... (spellchecker suggests the word Brikthulu should be brothel).

@PedoBeluga: I wont whine like a bitch, but I just did. You have learned nothing.

Sorry about the misunderstanding.... It's just hard to see lightly armed peaches making a kill...