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A final battle before I quit hosting forum battles. I have a nice schedule planned out, unless some of you decide to send late orders.

Nyphilian special forces had liberated President 'Pedo' Austin, Codename: Beluga from the Immortal bunker that was in the home solar system of Nyphilis, but to almost no use. President Austin was moved to an underground bunker on the capital planet. Immortal forces had bombed out every planet under Nyphilis's control. Upon exiting the bunker, there was scorched earth in nearly all directions, except a city 2 kilometers north. Upon arrival, Hodgepodge forces had ambushed his squad and only left him alive. When he informed them of his status and who he was, they gladly accepted to safeguard him before the Desert Rats or Rioting Citizens got to him. They took him to inner-city, right as a small squad of Tyronain and Immortal forces were beamed down outside of the city. Nyphilian evac-copters will arrive in 7 turns.




Hodgepodgeigans


President Austin


The Hero, in a winged helmet.


You're gonna need the AT guy.


Arms Dealers


Ya gotcha' bioma'logical weapons, ya dun got your facy flyin' machines,....




The Rioting Civvies






The hero.


The Tyronain-Immortal forces, complete with MFS.


The Tyronain forces.


The Immortals.


MFS


The Desert Rats.




Professor Awesome is the hero. The peach bitch is his bodyguard, and he must stay within 3in or he is unable to move because he is clueless, or use his action to navigate around.

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Hodgepodgegains:Theblackdog
Keep President Austin alive.

President Austin:Beluga
Escape alive at turn 7.

Rioting Civvies:Silentsigfig
Kill President Austin.

Tyronains:Piltogg
Capture President Austin and hand him over to Immortals, alive.

Immortals:Warhead
Have Warhead execute President Austin.

Desert rats:Cpl. Halan
Capture President Austin for ransom.

Weapons Dealers:NapalmKing
Protect loot for buyer and escape alive with money.
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Secret Faction 1:

Secret Faction 2:

Secret Faction 3:Vortai

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Can the weapons dealer get basically any type of weapon?

Immortals and a PedoBelugaNuker Hunting mission... hell yeah! um, your quite happy to lose that Austin mini-fig to actual flame, right?

NapalmKing wrote:Can the weapons dealer get basically any type of weapon?

They only have what you see and what is in the boxes.

Rioting civvies

Two qualms about this: Didn't Austin banhammer himself, and Nyphilis never got "captured" in the initial Altai (although was still terminated later on when I renamed my faction). Just change the planet's name from Nyphilis to something else and make up an excuse as to why Austin's alive and I'm completely fine with this.

That being said, awesome forum battle. I like the idea of Nyphilian evac copters coming in 7 turns, it adds to the epicness and sense of urgency of the battle. The title, 7 turns, I keep thinking Sum of All Fears or Armageddon or something. Good job!

Challenge accepted. I'm going to play as Austin (not pedo LOL)

Edit: Hold a sec... I HATE PEACHES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FACTION HAVE PEACHES?????

beluga wrote:Two qualms about this: Didn't Austin banhammer himself, and Nyphilis never got "captured" in the initial Altai (although was still terminated later on when I renamed my faction). Just change the planet's name from Nyphilis to something else and make up an excuse as to why Austin's alive and I'm completely fine with this.

Edit: Hold a sec... I HATE PEACHES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FACTION HAVE PEACHES?????

Ha ha, I like this more and more now. Fucking up Nyphilian continuity at every opportunity is the height of poetic justice.

It's almost good enough as a retcon to explain everything that's gone before - the Nyphilians suffer from a curse that causes all canon to appear to get completely fucked up, but luckily like a sitcom ending everything goes back to normal afterward and they're doomed to be incapable of having any lasting effect on the universe.

Stubby says it far more pretty than I would have.

Indeed this punishment IS fitting.

desert rats please

Tyronians plox

Just need some people to claim the Hodgepodgegains and the secret factions. You can start sending in orders.

orders in

Really, I trashed the Nyphilians and simply renamed the "Nyphilian" vehicles to Military of United Nation from Military of Nyphilis United. So I guess that means Nyphilians are still terminated in the end, but everything that happens inbetween Altai and Termination is mumbo-jumbo flux, right? Okay, sounds cool with me.

Edit: Reading stubby's retcon, I give everyone full permission to fuck with the Nyphilian line as long as it still begins with Altai and ends with Termination. Everything inbetween everyone may fuck and choose their own story of the events. This consent may be cited in the event of any attempt at whining.

Oh hooray, he gave us permission. Now that just takes all the fun out of-

-oh wait, he's up to his usual retcon tricks again. Why are you still here?

Hodgepodgians please. Someone has to be them, so we can start the game...