Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
The FUN swings at the Scythian, who swiftly dodges the attack...
...and the FUN's sword gets lost in some brush.
Sensei moves to attack the nearest Scythian, but slips on some blood...
...and ends up disrupted.
The last FUN actually succeeds in doing something productive.
Immortals (Warhead)
SeizMech swings at a leg of the guard post and misses.
The Terrorkhan's heavy weapon explodes. (Warhead needs to improve the quality on those assembly lines
)
He ends up disrupted.
The Quad Laser Dakka Gun sees if it can end the string of Immortal failure.
It is up to the task. And down comes the tower. It misses Seizmech by an inch and the guards are thrown, disrupted.
One Immortal assassin moves up and eliminates one of the guards.
The other one moves up...
...and loses both of his weapons while jumping over the disrupted Terrorkhan.
SeizMech succeeds in a heroic feat to get an extra attack and finishes off the other guard.
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
A Scythian moves and picks up the loose OTC. His failure in attacking inspires the Scythian heavy to show him how it's done. The heavy deals Sensei his first wound. Another hit and Sensei will go down.
The other Scythian heavy tries to deal that other hit, but misses.
The remaining tower guard shoots at the Ruffians, but his accuracy isn't top notch.
The Jetpacking Ninjas with Top Hats move toward the Immortals.
Two-Toothed Bob grabs the loose cannon...
He shouts, "I LOOK LIKE FUCKING MANLY FUCKING SANTA!!!" and fires the cannon.
Wheeeeee...
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eee! Perfect landing! The cannon keeps going and takes a ZMC soldier's head with it. (Two-Toothed Bob's success roll was really good)
The only problem is that Bob now finds himself in the midst of a bunch of ZMC troops.
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Poor aim will lead to no hits.
The next shots are blocked by Bob's OTCs.
The ZMC hardsuit does manage to deal Bob a wound from behind. (One more and he's done)
Bob dodges the robot's shot.
Zupponn turns around...
...and finishes Bob off.
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Scarface: Those dudes over there look like the most worthy opponents. We shall fight them!
Ruffians: FIGHT!!!
The Ruffians move forward. This one got bored of not shooting and took out the final tower guard.
The one in black missed SeizMech with his rifle.
Scarface: Alright men, after we're done here, drinks are on me!
Ruffians: *Cheering*
The ruffians shoot up into the air. Luckily, no one was injured by falling bullets.
All the noise did not go unnoticed, though.
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Action Dave: Roll the cameras, er, make that camera. I want to get my upcoming epic feat on film for the Brikverse to see!
Cameraman: Yes, sir!
Action Dave steadies his oar.
The oar bounces off of Scarface's head.
Scarface: Ouch! Goddammit you fucker! That hurt!
Action Dave: Edit that part out.
The police move and lay down the law with some combined fire.
Some of the civilians realize that there's a big armory right next to them, so they grab weapons and the mob starts towards the Ruffians.
Hammerman: Hey! You're gonna have to pay for that you bastards!
Secret Faction 3 Unlocked - Medieval Enthusiests! (Bragallot)
(Hammerman is the hero. They say is hammer is similar to Thor's)
The mechaniks stand by idly, not knowing what to do.
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Foreman: Alright you lazy bums! Get up or yer fired!
Miner: Tell that to the union!
Rest: Yeah!
(They will need another turn to get back up)
Foreman: Fine! Maybe I'll just cause death and destruction on my own!
He then goes and trades his walkie-talkie for a katana, making sure not to spill his coffee.
Overviews
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:1
Deaths:1
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:2
Deaths:0
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
Kills:2
Deaths:7
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:0
Deaths:0
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:1
Deaths:1
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:3
Deaths:1
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:1
Deaths:1
Medieval Enthusiests (Bragallot)
Kills:0
Deaths:0
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 3!
lol j/k
This is going great Zuppon. Lots of goings on. 
