Scythians Under Attack - Turn 4
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:24 pm
War determines not who is right, but who is left.
Brikwars determines both of those things.
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Scarface readies himself for a jump.
But he misses and deals himself his first wound by landing on his little plastic jewels.
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Foreman: You know what? Two kegs of beer for those who go out and fight. Three kegs of beer for the one who gets me more coffee.
But the miners don't seem to be in a talking mood anymore.
Miner: Throw him in the brig!
Foreman: You good for nothings! Get me out of here!
The miners, now angrier than ever, start rushing toward any enemies they can find.
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
One of the mercs finishes off the last Jetpacking Ninja with a Top Hat.
The robot misses Scarface and the merc's gun explodes.
Another guy gets up and joins his buddy in missing Scarface.
Zupponn jumps up onto the downed tower...
...and deals Scarface his second wound, killing him.
Ruffians Eliminated!
Immortals (Warhead)
SeizMech jumps forward and smashes his hammer into the ground (He also takes out 2 civilians in the process). The purpose of this is to create a local earthquake which has the possibility of disrupting any ground based unit.
Of course, not realizing what was going on, all ZMC units except the robot were disrupted by the earthquake.
One knight and one mechanik became disrupted.
And that red robot miner in the back was disrupted.
The Dakkakhan takes out the civilian that, although he was only 1 inch from the epicenter of the earthquake, was not disrupted. The other Terrorkhan moves up and prepares a response action.
The assassins move up. One miffs his landing, while the other deals Action Dave his second wound when he crit fails his armor roll. Action Dave is dead.
Civilians (NapalmKing)
The mechanik loads the catapult with a wheel.
The other mechanik gets up and fires the catapult.
Dakkakhan: Hey, is there something on my head?
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
The Brag cosplayer uses his OTC to divide one of the assassins.
The Scythian heavy continues his streak of failure by missing the other assassin.
Medieval Enthusiasts (Bragallot)
This knight, after dropping his crossbow, impales one of the mechaniks.
Another one cleaves the other mechanik in two and in the process, resets the catapult.
Civilians Eliminated!
The final knight attacks SeizMech, but SeizMech blocks his sword.
Hammerman: Hammer, cometh back to me!
Hammerman: I need to work on that catching part.
Overviews:
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:6
Deaths:2
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:8
Deaths:1
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
Kills:5
Deaths:11
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:1
Deaths:0
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:1
Deaths:11
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Medieval Enthusiests (Bragallot)
Kills:4
Deaths:0
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 5!
Brikwars determines both of those things.
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Scarface readies himself for a jump.
But he misses and deals himself his first wound by landing on his little plastic jewels.
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Foreman: You know what? Two kegs of beer for those who go out and fight. Three kegs of beer for the one who gets me more coffee.
But the miners don't seem to be in a talking mood anymore.
Miner: Throw him in the brig!
Foreman: You good for nothings! Get me out of here!
The miners, now angrier than ever, start rushing toward any enemies they can find.
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
One of the mercs finishes off the last Jetpacking Ninja with a Top Hat.
The robot misses Scarface and the merc's gun explodes.
Another guy gets up and joins his buddy in missing Scarface.
Zupponn jumps up onto the downed tower...
...and deals Scarface his second wound, killing him.
Ruffians Eliminated!
Immortals (Warhead)
SeizMech jumps forward and smashes his hammer into the ground (He also takes out 2 civilians in the process). The purpose of this is to create a local earthquake which has the possibility of disrupting any ground based unit.
Of course, not realizing what was going on, all ZMC units except the robot were disrupted by the earthquake.
One knight and one mechanik became disrupted.
And that red robot miner in the back was disrupted.
The Dakkakhan takes out the civilian that, although he was only 1 inch from the epicenter of the earthquake, was not disrupted. The other Terrorkhan moves up and prepares a response action.
The assassins move up. One miffs his landing, while the other deals Action Dave his second wound when he crit fails his armor roll. Action Dave is dead.
Civilians (NapalmKing)
The mechanik loads the catapult with a wheel.
The other mechanik gets up and fires the catapult.
Dakkakhan: Hey, is there something on my head?
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
The Brag cosplayer uses his OTC to divide one of the assassins.
The Scythian heavy continues his streak of failure by missing the other assassin.
Medieval Enthusiasts (Bragallot)
This knight, after dropping his crossbow, impales one of the mechaniks.
Another one cleaves the other mechanik in two and in the process, resets the catapult.
Civilians Eliminated!
The final knight attacks SeizMech, but SeizMech blocks his sword.
Hammerman: Hammer, cometh back to me!
Hammerman: I need to work on that catching part.
Overviews:
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:6
Deaths:2
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:8
Deaths:1
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
Kills:5
Deaths:11
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:1
Deaths:0
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:1
Deaths:11
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Medieval Enthusiests (Bragallot)
Kills:4
Deaths:0
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 5!
