Scythians Under Attack - Turn 7
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:20 pm
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Zupponn jumps onto the table...
...and smacks the Foreman with his power mace, dealing him his first wound.
The weaponless ZMC merc grabs two pistols.
And his disrupted buddy gets up.
One shot gets harmlessly deflected by Hammerman's shield.
Another shot connects.
Hammerman is down, but something is happening.
The hammer disappeared!
The pistol merc loses his grip on one of his guns, but the other one stays put and deals a nasty wound to the miner, killing him.
The CC merc runs forward, but there aren't any enemies in range.
Miners (Robot Monkey)
The Foreman gets up.
He opens a chest, and finds some coffee!
Then he goes on to construct the Ultimate Coffee Cup!
He starts running...
...and running...
...until he reaches SeizMech and then he splashes some coffee on him.
Foreman: Try my coffee, bitch!
The coffee, being of unknown origin, melts SeizMech's OT helmet, but amazingly, SeizMech is unharmed!
The remaining miner tries to hit the Dakkakhan, but the flyboy proves to be too evasive.
Immortals (Warhead & GeneralOfDeath)
The Dakkakhan, noticing the lone miner, teaches it how to kill.
SeizMech, angry about losing his helmet, takes a swing at the Foreman, who blocks with the Ultimate Coffee Cup.
The Foreman goes flying, and is undamaged, but the Ultimate Coffee Cup is broken.
Medieval Enthusiasts (Bragallot)
The remaining knight retrieves the crossbow that he dropped a while ago.
He then takes cover and sets up response fire.
Overviews
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:11
Deaths:3
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:13
Deaths:3
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
Kills:6
Deaths:13
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:2
Deaths:5
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:1
Deaths:11
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Medieval Enthusiests (Bragallot)
Kills:5
Deaths:3
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 8!
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Zupponn jumps onto the table...
...and smacks the Foreman with his power mace, dealing him his first wound.
The weaponless ZMC merc grabs two pistols.
And his disrupted buddy gets up.
One shot gets harmlessly deflected by Hammerman's shield.
Another shot connects.
Hammerman is down, but something is happening.
The hammer disappeared!
The pistol merc loses his grip on one of his guns, but the other one stays put and deals a nasty wound to the miner, killing him.
The CC merc runs forward, but there aren't any enemies in range.
Miners (Robot Monkey)
The Foreman gets up.
He opens a chest, and finds some coffee!
Then he goes on to construct the Ultimate Coffee Cup!
He starts running...
...and running...
...until he reaches SeizMech and then he splashes some coffee on him.
Foreman: Try my coffee, bitch!
The coffee, being of unknown origin, melts SeizMech's OT helmet, but amazingly, SeizMech is unharmed!
The remaining miner tries to hit the Dakkakhan, but the flyboy proves to be too evasive.
Immortals (Warhead & GeneralOfDeath)
The Dakkakhan, noticing the lone miner, teaches it how to kill.
SeizMech, angry about losing his helmet, takes a swing at the Foreman, who blocks with the Ultimate Coffee Cup.
The Foreman goes flying, and is undamaged, but the Ultimate Coffee Cup is broken.
Medieval Enthusiasts (Bragallot)
The remaining knight retrieves the crossbow that he dropped a while ago.
He then takes cover and sets up response fire.
Overviews
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:11
Deaths:3
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:13
Deaths:3
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
Kills:6
Deaths:13
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:2
Deaths:5
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:1
Deaths:11
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Medieval Enthusiests (Bragallot)
Kills:5
Deaths:3
SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN 8!
