An Unruly Expedition Turn 3

[Silverdream]

Silverdream watches over from his Divine Automatons, and sends down a silver guitar in recognition of the noble peach soldiers.





Tymon falls back and reloads.



Bfenix lands a mighty kick...



And gives a charming message about peach equality.



Mgb resorts to attacking the other Scav, but she raises up her frying pan with quick reflexes.



He kills the bowgirl though.



Lawmaster shoots the Priestess.



But one of her dogs redshirt.



He then falls back a little.



Runs now has three shots left.



But the Poo-coveting bastards land safely.



One lands next to the Deus Ex Machina.



Runs goes towards the skeletal remains of the downed airship, but is slowed by the wreckage around him.



"Excuse me, hello?"



"Oy!"



IVHorseman tries to remove the head.



But the sword's recoil against the skull forces it to fall away.



Luckily, IV is able to stave the zombie from doing any harm with his powerful grip.



The Scav returns a hit, Mgb is at 1hp.



The Dungan only succeeds in staining his uniform.



The other one is more successful, taking one of Runs' hp.





Both Cyborgs move up.



Klaatu barada nikto





Her spell backfires. The crate crushes the dungan instead of Mgb.



The Furbeasts move up.





Three skellies appear.



"RAIL AND BAIL!"



"I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"



Here is the medic. He is up for grabs.



On the other side of the furbeasts, a group of Brikthuluan Beetles and men in archaic robes and armour appear.

[IVhorseman]

Tear his head off. Kick it into that the remaining skeleton like a soccerball. Grab my sword and prepare to parry. If he's killed, I'm gonna go find my gun and maybe use that for a bit.

[RunsWithLegos]

Smash the dungan into a pulpy mess with my gun andget to some highgroiund, then fire at one of the beatles if i have a Visual, otherwise ready an attack for them as they come around the walls.

[lawmaster]

Whoever is the person with only a couple shots left a pistol just fell out of the barrel. Also attempt to shoot at the princess again to kill, and run back enough to avoid cyborgs.

[tymon555]

Am I able to shot skeletons?

[IVhorseman]

If anyone wants to play with that dynamite that'd be pretty cool too.

[mgb519]

Shove the dynamite down the jaw-jaw's throat and run.

[Warhead]

I'll play the Medic if he's still available. May I name him BlueCross Bill?

Have him take the Deerstalker Hat of Awesome off the dis-animated skelly. Now suitably sophisticated he will find something female to play doctors and nurses with. If anyone is stupid enough to get in his way he will medicate them to death by prescription. Roll a D6 die.

1: Death by exploratory rectal examination: Nurse Ballbreaker! I think you get the idea
2-3: Death by Viagra - Subjects entire body becomes super hard ignoring all damage this turn and terrifying all females, however at the end of the turn the subject explodes! 3" radius 1D6 sploodge-damage
4-5: BlueCross Bill's bill: A clerical error means you owe BlueCross Bill $1 Million Gazzilion Brazilian dollars! Spend the turn filling out forms for the $20 US owed or lose a random limb.
6: Cured!: Instead of killing you the Doctor has prescribed just the ticket. You heal one HP or regain an appendage, if you did not require a HP or appendage then you gain an extra one.

[Silverdream]

I'll play the Medic if he's still available. May I name him BlueCross Bill?

Have him take the Deerstalker Hat of Awesome off the dis-animated skelly. Now suitably sophisticated he will find something female to play doctors and nurses with. If anyone is stupid enough to get in his way he will medicate them to death by prescription. Roll a D6 die.

1: Death by exploratory rectal examination: Nurse Ballbreaker! I think you get the idea
2-3: Death by Viagra - Subjects entire body becomes super hard ignoring all damage this turn and terrifying all females, however at the end of the turn the subject explodes! 3" radius 1D6 sploodge-damage
4-5: BlueCross Bill's bill: A clerical error means you owe BlueCross Bill $1 Million Gazzilion Brazilian dollars! Spend the turn filling out forms for the $20 US owed or lose a random limb.
6: Cured!: Instead of killing you the Doctor has prescribed just the ticket. You heal one HP or regain an appendage, if you did not require a HP or appendage then you gain an extra one.

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[mgb519]

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