A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:52 am
A.N.U.S - Silverdream
Margaret Heep opens a comms channel to the newly arrived Immortals.
"It is good to see you, Immortals. As a Diplomat-Commodore of the A.N.U.S. I have authority over you in neutral space. Please proceed to ram your ships into Vergilius Raskolnikov's fleet."
"I'm busy! Fuck the A.N.U.S.!
Or wait a moment..."
"Well I'd never!"
The Immortals get ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH bonuses against A.N.U.S. ships for the rest of the turn.
The A.N.U.S cruiser blasts the remaining Raskolnikov escort, taking off one Structure Point. One remains.
Their own escorts fire at the Immortal cruiser, wearing it down but not causing major damage.
The fighters zoom up to the space station. One of them docks with it.
The fighter pilot bravely enters the abandoned station... and finds something.
"Hello lad."
Warhead sphincter
commanded by Falk
Immortals - Warhead
"Right! Time to kick some A.N.U.S.! Activate the Immortal TechTM Command Data Link!"
"Yes sir!"
The guns of the Immortal fleet become connected and get bonuses while all firing at the same target. This lasts until the cruiser takes major damage.
The fighters take off and destroy their A.N.U.S. counterparts, leaving only the empty fighter docked to the space station.
The defence turrets on an A.N.U.S escort fire back, but do no damage.
The Immortal fleet advances, and all ships open fire on the A.N.U.S. cruiser.
And it gets blown apart in an instant.
What's this? Margaret Heep avoids the destruction in an escape pod! The pod can dock with another ship to let Margaret Heep command it and perform Heroic Feats with it.
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
The escort moves forward and opens fire. It misses.
The Weltschmerz advances and fires as well. But the crew is burdened with paperwork from last turn, and doesn't hit anything.
But! Vergilius transmits a short educational film across all channels!
VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV
The Great Leader
VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV
The Glorious Leader
VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV
The Kind Leader
This propaganda is so touching that one of the Immortal escorts defects to Vergilius Raskolnikov!
But suddenly... things get worse.
A dreaded ship sails across the oceans of space... the Bloodstained Serpent.
"Arr! Time for some space pirating!"
"Arr!"
Secret Faction activated:
Pirates
commanded by KittywithLEGO
Kills & Deaths
A.N.U.S. - Silverdream
Kills: 1/5
Ships left: 3/7
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
Kills: 0/5
Ships left: 3/4
The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 3/5
Ships left: 5/5
Warhead sphincter - Falk
Kills: 1/5
Units left: 1/1
Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 0/5
Ships left: 1/1
Overview
Send in your Turn 3 orders!
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Margaret Heep opens a comms channel to the newly arrived Immortals.
"It is good to see you, Immortals. As a Diplomat-Commodore of the A.N.U.S. I have authority over you in neutral space. Please proceed to ram your ships into Vergilius Raskolnikov's fleet."
"I'm busy! Fuck the A.N.U.S.!
Or wait a moment...""Well I'd never!"
The Immortals get ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH bonuses against A.N.U.S. ships for the rest of the turn.
The A.N.U.S cruiser blasts the remaining Raskolnikov escort, taking off one Structure Point. One remains.
Their own escorts fire at the Immortal cruiser, wearing it down but not causing major damage.
The fighters zoom up to the space station. One of them docks with it.
The fighter pilot bravely enters the abandoned station... and finds something.
"Hello lad."
Secret Faction activated:Last transmission wrote:"Gaaah!" chopping sounds "AH-HAHAHAHAHA!" tearing sounds "Oh god that was my favorite leg!" single chop, followed by static
Warhead sphincter
commanded by Falk
Immortals - Warhead
"Right! Time to kick some A.N.U.S.! Activate the Immortal TechTM Command Data Link!"
"Yes sir!"
The guns of the Immortal fleet become connected and get bonuses while all firing at the same target. This lasts until the cruiser takes major damage.
The fighters take off and destroy their A.N.U.S. counterparts, leaving only the empty fighter docked to the space station.
The defence turrets on an A.N.U.S escort fire back, but do no damage.
The Immortal fleet advances, and all ships open fire on the A.N.U.S. cruiser.
And it gets blown apart in an instant.
What's this? Margaret Heep avoids the destruction in an escape pod! The pod can dock with another ship to let Margaret Heep command it and perform Heroic Feats with it.
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
The escort moves forward and opens fire. It misses.
The Weltschmerz advances and fires as well. But the crew is burdened with paperwork from last turn, and doesn't hit anything.
But! Vergilius transmits a short educational film across all channels!
VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV
The Great Leader
VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV
The Glorious Leader
VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV
The Kind Leader
This propaganda is so touching that one of the Immortal escorts defects to Vergilius Raskolnikov!
But suddenly... things get worse.
A dreaded ship sails across the oceans of space... the Bloodstained Serpent.
"Arr! Time for some space pirating!"
"Arr!"
Secret Faction activated:
Pirates
commanded by KittywithLEGO
Kills & Deaths
A.N.U.S. - Silverdream
Kills: 1/5
Ships left: 3/7
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
Kills: 0/5
Ships left: 3/4
The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 3/5
Ships left: 5/5
Warhead sphincter - Falk
Kills: 1/5
Units left: 1/1
Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 0/5
Ships left: 1/1
Overview
Send in your Turn 3 orders!
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