Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:29 pm
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Redcoat
The Redcoat notices Piratey Pete frolicking around on the mantle piece, despite the fact that there's a bluecoat not far away waiting to get him, his imperialist instincts tell him what must be done.
However, the cannonball misses and impacts the bottom of the stone mantle, knocking the pirate back, he stumbles onto the plunger box, and pushes the lever down in the process...
(The effects of the plunger box will be revealed next turn.)
Piratey pete loses his footing, and rolls off the edge...
Squelch. Inadvertantaccidentalkillwithcannonsandimpalement
. +1 almighty benny to silva
Piratey Pete is eliminated!That's what you get for not sending orders and being in fifty other forum battles, ya bastard!
Bluecoat
He takes the pike from the wall and shoves the table over onto the redcoat's cannon, rendering it un-usable.
The suit of armour doesn't wan't to miss out on some fun so it decides to follow the bluecoat round Didn't expect that, did you?, he is now called Wilson.
Ninja
Can you tell what I'm showing here?
It's actually a ninja picking up the musket piratey pete knocked off the mantle piece, but you can't tell because he's a ninja, and my photography really sucks.
He fires at Bayko and the Baddie, missing completely.
This is not the first time that musket balls-ups will occur, you have been warned!
Jayko
Jayko blasts the Baddie with the horn, lowering his defence rating to 2.
KAPOW! Hack slash whack and the stereotypical Baddie is down! You didn't send in orders either, and you've got loads of other forum battles on the go, killer karetsu has passed judgement.
Stereotypical Baddie is eliminated!
Stereotypical Superhero
Finally, the last grainy picture! The superhero grabs the Baddie's musket from where it fell, and blasts at the bluecoat... he fails and damages nothing but his hypersensitive ego.
Listen to protips, even if you've sent in orders and have no ability to do anything but wait for impending doom, listen to protips.
That's all for now, ORDERS IN!
The Redcoat notices Piratey Pete frolicking around on the mantle piece, despite the fact that there's a bluecoat not far away waiting to get him, his imperialist instincts tell him what must be done.
However, the cannonball misses and impacts the bottom of the stone mantle, knocking the pirate back, he stumbles onto the plunger box, and pushes the lever down in the process...
(The effects of the plunger box will be revealed next turn.)
Piratey pete loses his footing, and rolls off the edge...
Squelch. Inadvertantaccidentalkillwithcannonsandimpalement
. +1 almighty benny to silvaPiratey Pete is eliminated!That's what you get for not sending orders and being in fifty other forum battles, ya bastard!
Bluecoat
He takes the pike from the wall and shoves the table over onto the redcoat's cannon, rendering it un-usable.
The suit of armour doesn't wan't to miss out on some fun so it decides to follow the bluecoat round Didn't expect that, did you?, he is now called Wilson.
Ninja
Can you tell what I'm showing here?
It's actually a ninja picking up the musket piratey pete knocked off the mantle piece, but you can't tell because he's a ninja, and my photography really sucks.
He fires at Bayko and the Baddie, missing completely.
This is not the first time that musket balls-ups will occur, you have been warned!Jayko
Jayko blasts the Baddie with the horn, lowering his defence rating to 2.
KAPOW! Hack slash whack and the stereotypical Baddie is down! You didn't send in orders either, and you've got loads of other forum battles on the go, killer karetsu has passed judgement.
Stereotypical Baddie is eliminated!
Stereotypical Superhero
Finally, the last grainy picture! The superhero grabs the Baddie's musket from where it fell, and blasts at the bluecoat... he fails and damages nothing but his hypersensitive ego.
Listen to protips, even if you've sent in orders and have no ability to do anything but wait for impending doom, listen to protips.That's all for now, ORDERS IN!
He's just going to follow the bluecoat round, but I'll be taking suggestions from anyone as to what he should be doing.
