Scratch's Royal Knights and a bit of backstory

[stubby]

and stubby you like homestuck?

I didn't think it was a secret.

Thanks! I just put that as a confession mostly to piss him off, he is a cool guy, we call him the guy with the ridiculous collection of knives.

Going out of your way to piss off the guy with all the knives, that's very BrikWars.

[Yoda_Dog]

Thanks! I just put that as a confession mostly to piss him off, he is a cool guy, we call him the guy with the ridiculous collection of knives.

Going out of your way to piss off the guy with all the knives, that's very BrikWars.

See, this is why I complain (read:angst) about not being understood. I don't use just knives. Too obvious.

Also, my knife collection is limited to my family's kitchen.

I actually own:

• 6 sai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sai_%28weapon%29)
  6 kama (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_%28weapon%29)
  A couple escrima sticks (http://www.coldsteel.com/escrimastick.html)
  2 katanas
  1 wakizashi
  1 tanto

And when I kill if I were to kill someone, I use would use domestic accidents instead. By the way, Scratch, can I come over Saturday? Let's go to the pool.

[Scratch]

Well Yoda... you know what I think, I think YOU were a domestic accident!

[Yoda_Dog]

At least I can trust my parents enough to come out to them. *snap*

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That's right, Scratch, I know. I know that you're straight. Despite your best efforts to hide it.

[Ham]

Bunch of ass bandits 'round here.