Having observed the propaganda materials and battle footage captured from the superpowers the alliance with Bavaria has pitted Hellios against, the Department of Defence noticed a distinct lack of designs, that can stand their ground in a straight up tank battle. While the Armadillo is easily on par with most MBTs and the Mantis drones can outmanouver heavier tanks, the lack of ability to mass produce them on a scale rivaling the superpowers called for an alternative.
That alternative is the massive 13" Minotaur. Its Mk VIII heavy müon lance is a weapon normally mounted on space cruisers, and it can gut most tanks with a single solid hit. The heavy armour and plethora of lighter point defense weapons ensure that the tank is safe from infantry or air-based strikes, whilr it can defeat any traditional main battletank even if outnumbered three to one. This allows the Minotaurs to be repeaired rather than rebuilt, thus freeing up cruical industrial capacity.
ps.: Sorry for shit image quality. it's really late, and I'm really tired.
I couldn't come up with anything smart, original or funny, so <=THIS=> is what you get.
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