Ladies and Gentlemen...
Are you Ready?
ITS MOTHER FUCKING DAX MIC HERE
Broadcasting from our homeworld Kommand for the first time since the end of Operation: UNITED!!
WOO SO MUCH AS HAPPENED! We beat those damn clone scum! And damn we beat them good. So much battle, heroics, amazing effects, and that final surrender. It's unfortunate that all footage of the war was lost due the the Attack on the Pro-Crasti Nation, defended by the mighty Lay-zi. However we have beaten them as well!! And now we are a fledgling Space Faring nation. All thanks to the efforts of our new Grand Jarl.....
KALVINATOR!!!
After finally recovering from the Attack on Power Station Penn-1, he in his amazing power armor, along with Batman and our former Jarl....(sniff)...no tears now...GRAND JARL OF THE HOLDS KHAAR.
Lets have a moment of silence now...
Anyways...continuing... Grand Jarl Kalvinator, Batman, Khaar and his wife Marta valiantly led our forces against the dastardly Clone Confederacy. Sadly, we lost Khaar in the glorious last battle in their capital. Before departing for Valhalla however, Khaar left his final wish. For Kalvinator to become the next Jarl. In the election, Kalvinator ran unopposed and became our new Grand Jarl. His first act was the launch our nation into the stars. He determined that Scandinavia no longer suited the name of our glorious holds across space, finding that many nations across the galaxy had traces of a scandinavia background. He chose a name of a successful coalition of nations from our dark ages (Which only just happens to have the name Kal in it). We have now moved forward across the stars, taking planets economically, politically, and of course, militarily. We have made friends, we have made enemies.
Many of our citizens have a very old knowledge of our empire, and we have definitely updated much of our forces, as well as added some new items.
Without further ado- here they are!
Kalmarian Demolition Marines
Standard Kalmarian Marines
Grand General of the Marines Batman
(Sporting a new more Kalmarian Blue suit.)
Kalmarian RANGERS
Mandoa Commandos- feat. new Mandoa Jet troops (in the back)
The Everest Class Attack Tank. Our mainstay of battle.
And introducing! The new, the amazing....Crater Class Strike Tank!
Featuring our amazing Kalmarian Hover Tech
Great quality, but also cheap to make!
The Slave Class Halftrack
Action Shot!
And of course! Our Grand Jarl Kalvinator!
Using his newfound RT Auto-Rifle, and retractable beamsaber arm.
And finally our Great Royal Family of the Grand Kalmar Union!!!
Thank you all for listening. Any and all citizens now under control of the Kalmar Union, which now includes the citizens of 25 star systems, who know little of our glorious Union, fear not! More information is to come in the next few days, in the form of mandatory Kalmarian newscasts!
