Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (Updated 3/3/22!)

[ArchyX74]

holy shit so that's what that mech was for! after reading a bit, it looks like it'll fit right in with the space fuckers for sure. also, glad to see it finished, you did great on it.

[sahasrahla]

CUDDLEBUDDY AND BIGHUG THE BULL





Back in the day Cpt. Fluffypuppy and his brother Snugglebottom used to be involved in an . . . unorthodox livestock breeding program. They created all sorts of giant mutant razgrizzly beastmen. But then one day . . . Bighug the bull gave too big of a hug, and they cancelled the project. Fluffypuppy and Snugglebottom used to have a third brother, you see, but he perished on that fateful day. Now their mutant creations roam the icy mountains of Batsylvania, giving great big huggles and snuggles to anyone unfortunate enough to come across their path . . . .

[sahasrahla]

But even the monstrous Bighug the Bull trembles in fear when he hears the earth-shaking stomp of . . . .

GIGGLEMAMA





She's huge, she's mean, she's got bright pink nipples, and she is gonna fuck your shit up and turn your bones into fantastic 100% environmentally friendly artisan jewelry, available at your local farmers' market

[sahasrahla]

But wait, there's more!

PAPA CHUCKLETRUNK







This big daddy can outhug anyone with his six arms and aggressive personality, but after a long career of conquering and wanton destruction, he realized that physical touch actually isn't his love language. He now practices meditation and tea ceremonies in a remote mountaintop monastery.

[Joshua]

Now build someone/thing for them to fight against!

[ninja_bait]

Now build someone/thing for them to fight against!

obviously they should just fight each other! These character builds are almost too good to smash though...

[Space Bunny]

I never knew monk elephants could be so awesome, awesome work :O

[sahasrahla]

New Faction Incoming!!


The Dwellers in the Forest



In the deep, wild places still unpenetrated by the grasping fingers of civilization, many creatures and spirits dwell yet unseen by human eyes. They seem content to keep to themselves and mind their own business, but at times even the wildest and most reclusive of the forest fay will suddenly gather in deadly force when their homes become threatened. They come in countless varieties and no two fay armies are ever likely to field the same warriors. Below are detailed only a few of the many forest denizens one might encounter.



Elven Rangers are relatively common fighters in fay hosts, and can even be found from time to time on scouting missions far beyond the wild territories. Elves mingle more comfortably and easily with humans and other civilized races, but that doesn't mean you should relax if you actually see one in the forest.



Gnome Tinkerers are among some of the least intimidating but most subtly dangerous of all fay. They may look like children running about with little toys, but the trouble they can get up to with those toys would put a four-year-old to shame.



Dwarven Musketeers bring a little technology to the otherwise technology-averse forest folk. They love explosives. Most of them are hard of hearing from all the dynamite they've set off in little closed-off tunnels and caves without proper ear protection.



The Flower Folk are tiny, deadly assassins, experts at surprise attacks. Imagine bending down to sniff a beautiful rose, and then that rose bites your face off. It happens.



Fae Bards provide support and healing with their magical voices and ensorcelled instruments. Their sweet melodies can rejuvenate an exhausted man in just a few notes... or blow his eardrums out. Depends on their mood.



Chargers are equine shock troops that come in both two- and four-legged varieties. They are known to stir themselves up with wild dances and potent substances before battle.



Wood Wizards use their magic to summon powerful and near-indestructible Forest Golems. They aren't fast, but once they finally reach their enemies they're unstoppable.



Turtle Tanks provide mobile outposts and are often manned by Halfling Archers. They serve just as frequently in noncombat roles as well. Very popular in fairy parades.



Rancorlocks are rare beasts found only in the deep heart of the forest, where the trees grow so tall and their canopies so thick that no sunlight touches their burrows. They are frighteningly intelligent and their humor is dry enough to drown a fish.



Hero units: The Warden of the Forest and the Sky Queen are two sides of the same coin. Where the Warden walks, death and decay follow. When the Sky Queen sings, flowers and insects spring to life spontaneously in her presence. Together they represent the circle of birth and death that is the very heart of fay culture.

This is only a fraction of the many spirits and creatures that dwell in the forest. There will be more to come!

[Mr. President]

Very cool! The combination of different types and styles of creatures works really well here.

And those golems are kind of creepy, for some reason. They remind me of those Astarte Island-inspired enemies from Super Mario Land.