[BB23] Drunken Madness: Brootalized Jaguar

[Silent-sigfig]

The Jaguar Armored Car is a timeless classic. So I drunkenly* brootalized it.

*I was hungover when I finished it up so I say it counts.

[Scribonius]

The Jaguar Armored Car is a timeless classic. So I drunkenly* brootalized it.
*I was hungover when I finished it up so I say it counts.

"Are we going to allow that?" "Sounds peachy to me!" "Oh, so we're just gonna rum with it?" "Yep!"


Style
"It's a jag!" "You mean it was a jag!" "I dunno, it looks pretty jagged to me!" "Oh, hohoho!" "Still, it's pretty stylish!" "Yeah, I'll drink to that." 8

Substance
"Hmm. On one hand, it's just a car with some guns and tusks and chained up people on it." "This is brikwars. That's pretty much every vehicle on these forums!" "True. I like the water cannon thing on top." "Pretty sure that's Dew." "Oh. Huh." 7

Photos
"Now THIS is where it shines! There's a lot of photos here, from every angle! Easy to get a pretty good look at the thing!" "Yeah, but do you really want to look at it? It reminds me of my ex-wife!" "Well yes, but so does a water buffalo!" "Don't really need to see that chair in the background though." "It's a nice chair." "But it is brikwars, or drunk?" "Um... no." 8

Boast?
"I still think this should be roast." "This thing has a flame-thrower and fire coming from the exhaust. I think it roasts enough." "True." "Regardless, there isn't much of a boast here at all." "Well, that's not entire true. He did admit to brootalizing it. Hmm, true..." 4

[Falk]

Style: 8
Substance: 7
Photography: 8

Boast: Jag/10

[lunchboxninja]

Style: 7, great use of stickers
Substance: 7 Love the deployable guns
Photography: 6
Boast: 8