Name: Sir Sporktimus
Bio: Been an intergalactic crime kingpin? Check. Commanded dragons into battle against irritating blue spaceships? Been there. Invented the manly sport of Skeleton Head Croquet? Naturally. A man of sweeping adventure and classical sensibilities, Sir Pacifus Von Sporktimus has done it all…
Except get super old. And now that he is, this cranky geriatric has turned to a new pursuit: becoming head chamberman of the Esoteric Society of Elders, an organization of the oldest monster hunters and vampire-killing professors you can imagine. Their enemies are the werewolves, mummies and eldritch spawn that lurk outside, and the arthritis that lurks within. The Society hopes that somewhere in their tomes of knowledge claimed from their fallen foes there will be some charm or magic to turn them young again… but for the Society, time is always nearly out.
How to make: Any business suit and suitably distinguished hat, such as a top hat, bowler hat or admiral hat, can make for a good SirSporktimus. He often has a cane, and an uzi or revolver. Tomes of forgotten lore, an hourglass, or commercial grade vampire slaying equipment are all common items to find in his pockets. Any old cranky head will do, but his favorite monocle head comes from Monster Fighters. He usually wears a classy suit, such as this mini figure series Butler suit).
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