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Who would win in a fight?

BoB
4
9%
A Triangle
5
11%
Brikthulu
22
48%
a nuke
15
33%
 
Total votes: 46

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Post by razgriz 25th inf. » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:35 pm

GCRAF acting commander LT.Col Raynes reports on standby. Ordering all channels to be playing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yj0Iwa8_gk
Moving in for the kill, Ordering all other faithful factions to follow our lead. together we will end this pedo, so no more 8 years be.... nevermind. ATTACK!
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Post by OREMAWESOME1234 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:42 pm

This is the 23rd infantry platoon, we have found a Nyphillis planet, we have engaged and need backup this is a level zero directive, I repeat: LEVEL ZERO

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Post by Robot Monkey » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:45 pm

RIN reporting. We have 50 uber-titans, 500 punishers, and 5 full legions on standby. Awaiting orders.
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Post by razgriz 25th inf. » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:52 pm

right then, get to cover, orbital plasma bombardment in 3.... 2...... 1...... IMPACT! Sending down the 1st Company Power Troopers and the 1st Desert Ranger Battalion. Also throwing in some air support, 8 AH-9 gunships, 6 F5V2 fighters, 3 UG-9s, 4 A-20s, and a single B-20 "Big Fucker". have fun boys, shit just got REAL.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:55 pm

Deploying Uber-Titan division on Nyphilis...

Sending Punisher unit divisions and all legions to the other Nyphilian systems...

Happy hunting! 8)
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Post by OREMAWESOME1234 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:55 pm

Military police sergeant Ron Deacon reporting, citizens are rioting in the streets, the orbital defenses are down, and wait-WHAT? I'm hear reports from my men there are hostile paratroopers attacking the warp-nexus in the city center, we'll be cut off! If anyone is out there, get the HASKSFSDKLHSJGHSA!

-signal lost.

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Post by NapalmKing » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:05 pm

OREMAWESOME1234 wrote:agreed, we shall slay him before the so called "Paladins against the Pedo" can destroy him.

We are waiting in the Tanaris system for the order, sir.
I wonder where the name tanaris came from anything to do with a certain game made by blizard entertainment.

Also really hasn;t beluga suffered enough.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:06 pm

Orbital-nuking city in question...
City sucessfully terminated.
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Post by razgriz 25th inf. » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:10 pm

Ah hell. I'm ordering universal prime directive #154: all rebelous nyphillian planets are to be destroyed. Fall back if you can, MML is preparing to launch a Q-missile. You have 2 hours. We're sending transports now. Good luck soldiers. "The Bearing Truth"(sneak peak???????) out.
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Post by beluga » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:17 pm

Ah hell, what do you guys not understand about HIDDEN? Stop polluting my thread with this non-existent shit, the more you guys post this shit the more I pollute this forum, so if you want a cleaner, more pedo-free forum STFU and GTFO.
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Post by Warhead » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:21 pm

What part of dead did you not understand?
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Post by razgriz 25th inf. » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:24 pm

Yeah, seriously. You can call it "The ragtag pedo lovers" and admit you are a pedo and be banned. That sounds good, right?
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Post by Robot Monkey » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:39 pm

Withdrawing RIN forces...

Alright boys, sit back and watch Razgriz annihilate the pedoplanets.
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Post by beluga » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:01 pm

I have a great idea; ignore this shit-crap-douchebag nonexistent forum shit-throwing dick-fight and stop responding to it and march on like it's non-canon.

However, admit I am a pedo and defame my whole ENTIRE main faction after their hated, oppressive, former (before Austin), exiled leader (aka pedonuker)? Division by zero and immortal-killing shit makes more sense.

Seriously, Nyphilians and PedoNuker ARE SEPARATE FACTIONS AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER EXCEPT THAT PEDONUKER USED TO RULE THE NYPHILIANS AND THEN GOT OUSTED BY THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡THEY HATE PEDONUKER AND WANT TO CAPTURE HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT PERSON TO SAY THAT THE NYPHILIANS ARE FRIENDLY TO THE PEDONUKER IN ANY WAY AUTOMATICALLY ADMIT TO BEING A PEDONUKER ALT!!!
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Post by Ogel96 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:19 pm

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So anyway, how's your sex life?
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