The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

[Quantumsurfer]

One day I hope to be in a position of power where I am contractually obliged to monologue.

I think it's a dream we all share.

[Kalvinator]

One day I hope to be in a position of power where I am contractually obliged to monologue.

I think it's a dream we all share.

First two threads of my return and I already remember why I love this place. Anyways damn my procrastination to get back to a place where I procrastinate, there are probably no places for me in this battle.

[stubby]

I have binders full of secret factions that may or may not make an appearance later depending on how things go.

[Kalvinator]

Awesome

[Zupponn]

I have binders full of secret factions that may or may not make an appearance later depending on how things go.

You keep your minifigs in binders?

[Scratch]

I have binders full of secret factions that may or may not make an appearance later depending on how things go.

You keep your minifigs in binders?

Only the woman figs.

[Vami IV]

Is it the mask? I bet it's the mask.

Black Knight?
That's my bet, at least.

[Tzan]

Black Knight?
That's my bet, at least.

So the way to make the shadow knights no longer invulnerable, is to kill the guy that is invulnerable.
understand invulnerable

[Vami IV]

Black Knight?
That's my bet, at least.

So the way to make the shadow knights no longer invulnerable, is to kill the guy that is invulnerable.
understand invulnerable

[IVhorseman]

I have binders full of secret factions that may or may not make an appearance later depending on how things go.

You keep your minifigs in binders?

Only the woman figs.

[Kalvinator]

I have binders full of secret factions that may or may not make an appearance later depending on how things go.

You keep your minifigs in binders?

Only the woman figs.

[stubby]

Previous: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion



VLADTRON: This concludes our contractually obligated monologue. Have fun starving to death in that cage. For your convenience, we've included no bathrooms, but it doesn't matter, because there's not enough room to take your armor off either. So, you know. Enjoy your stay.

DOGDU: Wait! You call that a monologue? You haven't even mentioned half the forces down there.

VLADTRON: Now you're interested again? Forget it, I'm not wasting any more time monologuing. I'm not even going to use half those guys. I told you, fireball catapults, moat, invincible guards. All those other guys are just here to eat popcorn and cheer while you rainbowist scum get slaughtered.


DRAYKO THE DRAKE
Player: Vami IV
Focus: Fortress Garrison



VLADTRON: And Garrison Commander Drayko is the reason why. With his invincible Scorpion Knights, his ninja spearmen on the wall, and a swarm of Dire Scorpions, he'll make short work of anyone who reaches the gates.


SHADOW KNIGHTS
Player: The Shadowscythe
Focus: Siege Defense



VLADTRON: Of course, to even reach the gates, you fools have to advance under withering fireball attacks from the Shadow Knights' catapults. I'd almost feel sorry for you, if wiping you off the face of Mocia wasn't going to be so satisfying.

DOGDU: That's it? That's your mighty Shadow Knight army? That's like a dozen guys at best.

VLADTRON: Shut up! It's a dozen more than I need to defeat the likes of you! Maybe the rest are hiding in preparation for an ambush, did you ever think of that?

DOGDU: Or maybe they're all hanging out on Akkadia because they like Piltogg better than you.

VLADTRON: Who told you about that!? That dirty Vizier!




DOGDU: Seriously, I can hear their "Piltogg Uber Alles" singing even from here.




VLADTRON: I don't speak Akkadian. Anyway I have TONS of Shadow Knights. They're just manning the catapults and dragons and crossbow posts on the walls.


THE BITCHES OF VLADTRON
Player: Butthurt
Focus: Light Cavalry and Skirmishing



VLADTRON: It doesn't matter. I have a secret weapon, thanks to your rainbow ways alienating every woman in Mocia and driving them into my loving arms.




VLADTRON: Did I say arms? I meant armies! Say hello to the Bitches of VladTron. Whole binders' worth of women minifigs you Mocians rejected, bound together into a mobile and disciplined force, led by the Flame Sorceresses of -

DOGDU: You can't call them that.

VLADTRON: What?

DOGDU: Bitches. It's sexist and disrespectful.

VLADTRON: Don't look at me, that was their idea.




DOGDU: So you took your most mobile units, and deployed them in the fortress courtyard?

VLADTRON: Well yes, they weren't needed -

DOGDU: All that mobility will sure come in handy, dashing from the courtyard to... another part of the same courtyard.

VLADTRON: Shut up! You're ruining the monologue!

DOGDU: I thought you weren't monolguing.

VLADTRON: Dammit!


Next: That's it, monologue over

[stubby]

So there's the first open faction - anybody wants Drayko, speak up now.

[Vami IV]

So there's the first open faction - anybody wants Drayko, speak up now.

Me.

[stubby]

All right, Drayko is now played by Vami. I think there'll be one more open faction later in this thread, so keep your eyes peeled.