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Post by **Arkbrik** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:33 am

You can't be awesome and sleep with peaches at the same time.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:54 am

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:59 am

Yeeha, seems like there's still anti-peach resistance resistance! Warhead's usage of peaches doesn't seem to go against my sig... but we're watching you bro.

My terrible youtube channel · Post by **Magic Soap** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:48 pm

No, you do not understand. In Warhead's mind, peaches are the equivalent of foreign sex-slaves.

Post by **The Shadowscythe** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:56 pm

Magic Soap wrote:No, you do not understand. In Warhead's mind, peaches are the equivalent of foreign sex-slaves.

No, you do not understand. In Warheads mind, everyone is the equivalent of foreign sex-slaves.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:55 pm

(Here follows some pretty weird shit but it's just something for background fluff maybe even of WIKI potential).

Question not my loyalty to Lego kind!..

...From an early age I've marshalled my Lego forces in colossal battles against the relentless Airfix Toy Soldiers. These raids and wars raged on without halt and soon our borders were hard pressed by a new threat as the Psionic Chess Pieces took up arms against us. Then there was the rein of the insane Professor Shark and his action figure kind who brought them all together and wielded them as one. Then the Blockbots, created to help in the fight, as we were yet few turned against us, their masters. They had fallen under the thrall of Professor Shark. It was a dark time and the Empire shattered as Deadly Spaceman fought Deadly Spaceman in open Insurrection until finally the Immortals emerged and brought peace to the verse with an Iron Fist. Their armies marched in conquest after conquest reunifying the verse. Professor Shark in a last bid to destroy the fledgling Immortals lead his combined armies bolstered by the Lego Proles (the broken and sadly mangled mini-figs) and Wallies (now known as Dimmies) and aided by a band of treacherous Immortal rejects in a last ditch battle of awesome proportions (confined by my bedroom walls). All were defeated that day at the hands of the Immortals. The Toy Soldiers and actions figures were sold into slavery at the CarBoot Slavery Pens. The Psionic Chessmen were purged from existence in the Extermination Vats while the Blockbots were dismantled into their component parts and melted. Only Professor Shark escaped and vowed his vengeance.

It has been 25 millennia (actual 25 years) since Professor Shark was last heard from (I've still got him, mini-warhead's using him as one of his diving action figures IRL). In this time the Empire has grown and new battles have been fought but always Mini-Fig against Mini-Fig as open Revolt erupts against their rightful masters, and sometimes out of sheer boredom Immortal against Immortal.

But now a new dawning age is upon us. The Mighty Peach and his untrustworthy Alien conspirators alongside their Undead allies come to trouble our Tyranny!!!

The Forge Blazes! The Drums Beat! The Will Bends itself, TO WAR!!!

This is MY history. Doubt it not.

Post by **Elmagnifico** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:55 pm

Ah, psionic chessmen. I remember the days when my forces fought this scourge. Our battles were made even more difficult my their smaller cousins, the Magnetokinetic Chessdwarves from the Pocket dimension.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:11 am

james+burgundy wrote:I was not going to do a parody of warheads picture but after seeing he used a scare head like my JB fig, well I just could not resist.

So for all you who prefer yellow to peach enjoy.

Hehe, I wondered if you'd seen that. I like the red haired Valkyre warrior goddess at the back with the cleavage you can ski down. Hey, the veil face looks kinda great but where the hell did you get the blue loin cloth legs from? LINK PLEASE!

@Elmagnifico: Magnetokinetic Chessdwarves from the Pocket dimension. Damn, I had repressed the horrific memory of those fiendish bastards. That and the battles in the outside garden against the green living tentacle plague... also known as Grass. *shivers*

I think Prof Shark needs to make a come back in a forum battle.

Post by **aoffan23** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:33 pm

Warhead wrote:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:11 am Post subject:
james+burgundy wrote:
I was not going to do a parody of warheads picture but after seeing he used a scare head like my JB fig, well I just could not resist.

So for all you who prefer yellow to peach enjoy.

Hehe, I wondered if you'd seen that. I like the red haired Valkyre warrior goddess at the back with the cleavage you can ski down. Hey, the veil face looks kinda great but where the hell did you get the blue loin cloth legs from? LINK PLEASE!

They're Achu's legs on sand blue (?) hips. I have the legs, I recognized them immediately.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:15 pm

Yup there his, and I personally think that guy was ahead of his time with his print job Look at all the colors! and that was over ten years ago.

Post by **aoffan23** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:28 pm

Yeah I loved the set he came in, it was awesome. Except I lost the wrench from it, and even more tragically, Achu's cape

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:48 pm

That is one seriously nice Mini-Fig. I'm sure I've come across most of the parts in Briklink but NEVER the legs. Damn, that'll mean there expensive.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:50 pm

I have all but his cape and head, not sure where I got it but I think it was a trade with someone.

Post by **aoffan23** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:54 pm

That's a shame, the head makes a perfect scout/sniper head.

I can't really find a good use for the helmet, except as a tribal helmet. If it came in grey it would make a cool saw weapon, but it only comes as shown and in plain yellow

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:59 pm

The headdress would be perfect for...

...a Slann Mage and his Lizardman army.

Thanks for the intel on the scout head, I'll need to get one now. *sigh*