Zombie Lincoln and his Legion of the Danse Macabre
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muffinman42
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Im armed with 2 chainsaws, a small cannon(much easyer to move than the large ones) a peace head on a stick, a auto pistol, a small rifle and a snail, zombies won't get me!
Kerbal Rocketry(my youtube with actual videos on it!)
Muffinman aka. second account of Tahthing. Not technically troll account, as it was made out of shame.
Muffinman aka. second account of Tahthing. Not technically troll account, as it was made out of shame.
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RepublicWarLord
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Natalya
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RepublicWarLord wrote:I think it's more zombie uncle sam.
(I want YOU to become a zombie!!)
And those Zombies will never get me, I USE CHEATS!
They'll never get me either. I've got 2 team-mates and a barricade with unlimited ammo.
Check that shit out. That's a dryer motherfucker. You can't fucking get through that. It's mass is 250; that's way too heavy to push out of the way. I'll fucking own any zombies who try to get through that.
Those fuckers will never see me. I'm hiding in an alcove. Yea that's right, I said alcove. There's a good chance you've never even heard that word before.
And I'll fuck up Sailor Moon too. I know she's infected. But it doesn't matter. That's nothing my mini-gun can't handle. Motherfucker.
You guys wish you were cool enough to play this game. But I'm so badass that I run the fucking server. That's right. I run the whole thing. And people play it 24/7. You might think L4D is cool, but really it's not. The main difference between this and L4D is that L4D sucks. Other differences are that it costs twice as much (though technically you could play this game multiplayer without buying it) and doesn't have any of the cool shit you see here. No random-ass dryers. No server-sided Umbrella Corporation skins. No other cool people either like Solid Snake, Sailor Moon, or Lara Croft to name a few. Know what else you won't find on L4D? Harry Potter smoking a blunt. That's right, I said it. My server has fucking Harry Pothead Potter smoking a blunt. Beat that motherfucker. Zombie Mod is beast. You can't touch this shit any way you look at it.
Know what else you can't do in L4D, or any other game for that matter? You can't do this:
Why would you make a stack of file cabinets? Because you fucking can. That's why. I mean, seriously. How the fuck did he even get up there. It doesn't matter because he's obviously up there, chillin' like a badass while everyone on every other PC game is sitting dead in spec or waiting for respawn while this pro is chillin' on a stack of file cabinets.
And look at that. A fucking Barrel-Roll quad-kill. That's right. You can do a Barrel Roll in Zombie Mod, except that it's even cooler than in Star Fox because here it actually kills people.
And look at this shit. It's Darth Vader picking up some Korean girls. What a pimp. You won't see that in Halo 3.
When was the last time you played a game where you could get killed by a flaming Toyota Corolla? Never? Well it fucking happens here.
A ticket to hell has never been funnier, motherfucker.
And look at that shit. Just look at it. Nothing to say except that it's INCREDIBLY AWESOME. You only wish you were this cool. Nothing holds a candle to this. This is like a thermo-nuclear explosion vs a weak lighter that's about to go out. No contest.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
