Briktoid Automata

[RedRover]

Most of these are just sets

[Whiteagle]

Most of these are just sets

Yes, MOCs are kinda hard to assemble when [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], especially when Lego produces some pretty awesome military hardware for your faction to begin with.

[Natalya]

Oh man you even have excuses for why you don't play with Lego.

[stubby]

I remember when bricklink started, back in 2000. For twenty or thirty years before that, no one had ever built a MOC of any kind; we only built sets from the instructions in the boxes and then just sat around with no idea what to do next. Thanks to bricklink we all suddenly realized that we could use lego to build creations of our own, but only if we bought from bricklink first. It was an amazing time to be alive.

[RedRover]

I've been playing with Lego since I was 6 and making my own mocs from the get go.
The first time I used bricklink was this February, 16 years later...

[cleanupcrew]

Hey Whiteagle, if you got a job you'd have the discretionary income and economic freedom to use Bricklink more often.

[Whiteagle]

Oh man you even have excuses for why you don't play with Lego.

Hey I play with Lego, I just [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!!!

For instance, [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]:

Hey Whiteagle, if you got a job you'd have the discretionary income and economic freedom to use Bricklink more often.

Hell it isn't even a matter of having the funds, I've currently drawing on disability...

The issue is actually [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS].

[RedRover]

Ordering stuff from a random guy can sometimes be cheaper

[Whiteagle]

Ordering stuff from a random guy can sometimes be cheaper

Yes, but [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS].

Anyways, onto actual matters of Brikwars...



...How should I measure these guys?

[Kommander Ken]

A ruler might help.

[Whiteagle]

I meant along which dimension, and what does and doesn't count for body length...



They're roughly 2" both ways if I don't include the width added by the "Wings," but are those considered limbs or not?

[Vami IV]

Oh man you even have excuses for why you don't play with Lego.

Hey I play with Lego, I just [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!!!

For the love of Malacath, you fucking dumbass
You come up with the damnedest excuses for never attempting to solve [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]! You receive so much fucking mockery because of your stupid excuses!
[ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], and [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS] until your fingers fucking bleed.

EDIT: One of my best poo posts, edited for goodness

[Bluefog]

I wasn't going to reply because I saw what everyone said and I don't really need to, but I am anyway, because, Whiteagle, there's almost no point of posting pics of unmodified sets. I mean, spare yourself the time uploading and just tell us the set numbers. This sounds mean, but think about it, Lego has professional photographers and whatnot so their pics will be better anyway, right?

[ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], and [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS] until your fingers fucking bleed.

Stolen for sig.

[Whiteagle]

*More shit spewing*

God damn Vami, you should see a doctor about that...

And no, I'm not going to [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], just so I can [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS].
I've got LDD if I want to craft a concept and will hopefully get around to [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS] eventually.
The Pain Train is probably the only Briktoid MOC I'll get around to building, but [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], and right NOW [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!

I wasn't going to reply because I saw what everyone said and I don't really need to, but I am anyway, because, Whiteagle, there's almost no point of posting pics of unmodified sets. I mean, spare yourself the time uploading and just tell us the set numbers. This sounds mean, but think about it, Lego has professional photographers and whatnot so their pics will be better anyway, right?

Well they aren't all unmodified, the only set without a single alteration is the AAT.
The Tri-droids and Vulture Droids have only had a few pieces added, but I'm hoping to upgrade the Tri-droids and have been questioning about how to go about measuring the Vultures to get their Size.

If I ever get far enough to build cars for the Pain Train, then things start getting FUN!

[Vami IV]

The Pain Train is probably the only Briktoid MOC I'll get around to building, but [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], and right NOW [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!

Good! Every tale worthy of a Viking epic starts with a single step.

*Valid points falling on deaf ears*

God damn Vami, you should see a doctor about that...

Yeah, you would God damned know shit, wouldn't you?

And no, I'm not going to [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS], just so I can [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS].

You'll understand why I changed your name once you look at "Noah's" army threads: One. Two. Now note every time someone says "hey yo stockism isn't cool bro build something new" and then Noah turning into you. Only he, an adolescent, doesn't use the same dated excuses and just comes clean with "i no wanna."

I've got LDD if I want to craft a concept and will hopefully get around to [ATTEMPT TO SOLVE WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS] eventually.

Well they aren't all unmodified, the only set without a single alteration is the AAT.
The Tri-droids and Vulture Droids have only had a few pieces added, but I'm hoping to upgrade the Tri-droids and have been questioning about how to go about measuring the Vultures to get their Size.

If I ever get far enough to build cars for the Pain Train, then things start getting FUN!

You've been saying this same shit for three fucking years. Three years! You obviously get money to spend on more sets to Noah with, so save your fucking money!

EDIT: Edited for more poopy goodness