The BrikWars Forums

I'm not frustrated anymore. ^_^

Once, there was a man who owned an awesome pick-up truck. Unfortunately, he drove into a swamp somehow one day, and drowned. However, the Frog Fiend would find him... Now it is... THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK!

HOLY SHOOT, LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE BEAST


IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP! IT HAS A FUCKING FIRE FLAME MUSTACHE MOTHERFUCKERS!


HOT DAMN LOOK AT ITS SIDE! IT HAS EYES IN BIZARRE PLACES BECAUSE IT'S FROM FUCKING HELL! IT'S CONCEALED BED PROBABLY CARRIED FLAMES AND PLAGUE


THE BACK IS A GIANT, PISSED-OFFED DEVIL SWAMP FACE HOLY SHIT


This is Dale the Demon. He's a redneck who died and soul his soul to the Devil so that awful rural reality shows like Swamp People would get on air. Also, to get his life back. HE'S A RACIST REDNECK CONFEDERATE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING DEMON WHO'S HERE TO DRIVE INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES


VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS


AND HE'S NOT ALONE. IN EVENTUAL PROGRESS: DEMON JEEP

Discuss. ^_^

No guns? Still pretty sweet, would fit well in Brik-Texas.

Something as awesome as this is doesn't need guns. And besides, it obviously has some kind of arcane abilities. Now I want to see it in a forum battle.

IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP!

That's the best thing I've read on here in a long time.

You earned 8 Silvawards in 2014 with this post. Congratulations.

So Fucking Beautiful.....

aoffan23 wrote:

IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP!

That's the best thing I've read on here in a long time.

This.

noDice! wrote:No guns? Still pretty sweet, would fit well in Brik-Texas.

I was trying to rig some crossbows on it, but couldn't figure out a way for it without looking completely ridiculous. It's weapons are SHEER INSANITY AND HATRED

Swordsalmon wrote:

noDice! wrote:No guns? Still pretty sweet, would fit well in Brik-Texas.

I was trying to rig some crossbows on it, but couldn't figure out a way for it without looking completely ridiculous. It's weapons are SHEER INSANITY AND HATRED

Probably wouldn't be fun to get run over by it either, might send one st8 to the abyss.

Best unarmed vehicle ever!

those fucking Eyeballs...

I haven't seen one of those in years.