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These guys are not part of my army so that's why they have their own thread.

They're literally "razgrizzlys" or people who like to dress up as stuffed animals, but these are razgrizzlys with attitude. To make money to afford better costumes and afford repairs to the costumes due to their questionable leisurely activities, these razgrizzlys took up working as mercenaries. I know, I know... the played out mercenary thing, but it just seemed to work for them.



Crispy McOink and Samurai Panda (yes I am aware Pandas are Chinese and Samurai are Japanese)

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These guys may show up in the future on one of my Magic Soap Opera threads.

WTF? razgrizzlies? That's not their name.... I think you guys can figure out with their real names are. Totally ruins the epicness of the thread I totally had the alliteration thing going on. Damn.

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HA!

You might get flamed for your razgrizzly post.

Oh, God. It so is.

I've been waiting for someone to do this ever since these animal figs started coming out

I'm pretty sure that was their purpose all along, too.

Agreed. I wanted to get the Bunny Suit guy too, trouble is, he's a few sets old and getting my hands on him will be pricey.

Eventually I'll have at least four possibly 6 of these dudes.


Samurai Panda: Hello everyone, I'm Crispy McOink an--"


Crispy: Noooo, you're Samurai Panda. I'm Crispy McOink.


Samurai Panda: Right you are, alright... TAKE TWO!! *cough* we're live aren't we?
Crispy: Yup.
Samurai Panda: SHITFUCK!!


Samurai Panda: .....Uhhhmmmm so yeah, good evening, thank you for joining us, on behalf of F3 I welcome you all.
Crispy: Yeah, thanks guys.
Samurai Panda: If you're hearing this, you're hearing a call to arms! All people like us! You know who you are! Costumed folk, do not live in the shadows any longer! Join us! Take back your dignity! Be the change! Fight the power! Fornicate in fur! Defecate on the sidewalk! Mastur--


Crispy: Okay, okay, they get it. The only requirements for joining are complete and total insanity and a stuffed animal costume!


Samurai Panda: If you're still not convinced let me tell you a sad tale of when I was a boy in China.
My father was a prominent businessman who did not approve of my exploits, he ordered me to leave the country for good for I was shaming his family name. I was banished to Japan where I was an outcast and was bullied by all, until I learned martial arts and sword fighting. I also began to meet many like minded individuals and we formed F3 and eventually I was nominated to be leader. It feels great, I've accomplished so much, yet life was looking bleek. I was up shit creek without a paddle, I was a worm with no bird and I wasn't early either. My panties always in a bunch but some-
Crispy: Alright, alright... Jesus.


Samurai Panda: *Ahem* Well, thank you all for tuning in an-
Crispy: They had no choice we hijacked the frequency.
Samurai Panda: Yeah, well, we should still thank them. We're classy folk.
Crispy: ....alright. *shrugs* Thanks y'all.

lol, love it.