Introducing: The Road Warriors

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Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by Apollyon » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:52 pm

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Just another ordinary day on Revalus XIV, Briktopian homeworld. Volunteers are filing into one of the many
conscription offices as happily as ever.

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Trooper 1: "Man, i am so bored. Nothing ever happens here."
Trooper 2: "Well let me finish my coffee then we will-"
Trooper 1: "Do you hear that?"
Trooper 2: "What?"

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VVRROOOOOOMMMM

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Civilian 1: "Aaayyiiiiii"
Trooper 2: "What..."

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Civilian 2: "Uaarrrrghs!"
Trooper 2: "..the..."

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Civilians 3+4: "Aarrrgggghhhs"
Trooper 2: "..frigging..."

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Civilian 5: *splat*
Trooper 1: "STOP GAWPING! SHOOT 'EM!"

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Trooper 2: "Who are these maniacs?"
Trooper 1: "I have no idea but we better tell high command."

As it befits Brikwars i came up the idea to a faction at the most inappropiate time considering recent events.
These maniacs are the Road Warriors:

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Minifigs like melee combat and minifigs like speed. So
one bright mind thought why not combine both and maximize fun? Thus the Road Warriors gang was
founded in some forgotten place in the Brikverse and chapters have been spreading everywhere. One
of them has shown up in Briktopia as we have seen above. The premise of the Road Warriors is simple.
Make a fast moving vehicle a weapon by adding sharp and pointy things to it and then wreak havoc. No gang
comes without rules though so aspirants start out on motorcycles with an edged weapon strapped to it.
Only the most skilled and reckles drivers with a certain amount of confirmed kills are allowed to become
full members who clad themselves black leather and build their own Death Cars.
Nothing is known about the inner hierarchy of the Gang, wether they have any leaders or who started
the gang in the first place. Rumours are that they are somehow involved both with the Space Mafia and
in Maniac Beer (tm) trafficking.
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Last week i played Carmageddon Max Damage, a very brikwarsy game if there ever was any.
So i built three death cars for the gang terrorizing Briktopia.

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I call this one "The Ripper".

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Turned out nice i think. Lucky i had this spiked ball thingy.

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"The Slicer"

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My least favourite of the three. But hey, it slices!

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"The Cutter"

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First one i built and my favourite.

So what do you guys think? How would they work in a forum battle?
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Re: Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by Silverdream » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:57 pm

These guys are awesome. My favourite is the slicer.

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Re: Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by Duerer » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:18 pm

Apollyon wrote:Last week i played Carmageddon Max Damage
:csi: Someone's got some good taste! Cars look sick too.

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Re: Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by Apollyon » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:21 am

Duerer wrote: Der arme Billy! Dabei hat er doch gerade seinen Abschluss in Betriebswirtschaftslehre absolviert! ;__;
Diplomas are worthless junk in the Brikverse. No raving lunatic ever needed one.
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Re: Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by Duerer » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:24 am

Wish the Tratts would take that as an example.
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Re: Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by TastySkippy123 » Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:50 am

Apollyon wrote:
Duerer wrote: Der arme Billy! Dabei hat er doch gerade seinen Abschluss in Betriebswirtschaftslehre absolviert! ;__;
Diplomas are worthless junk in the Brikverse. No raving lunatic ever needed one.
Wait second. Diplomats are not completely useless. They are good for a soap or battle and have them get killed gruesomely! :twisted:

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Re: Introducing: The Road Warriors

Post by Silverdream » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:18 am

Apollyon wrote:
Duerer wrote: Der arme Billy! Dabei hat er doch gerade seinen Abschluss in Betriebswirtschaftslehre absolviert! ;__;
Diplomas are worthless junk in the Brikverse. No raving lunatic ever needed one.
A diploma can easily be crushed into a paper ball, and used to choke your foe.

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