The Church of Athabā
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:01 pm
The Church of Athaba is a small nomadic group of cultist soldiers. They are infamous for their abstract weaponry and horrifying genetic enhancements.
photo of all the units/vehicles I've made so far:
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Shadesman:

the leader of the Athabites and wielder of the legendary weapon known as Laṁ baẏa. the Lam Baya is known for its ridiculous length which has been quoted in the dying breaths of the church's foes who found themselves on its receiving end as being "complete and utter bull*WHACK* (the whack being Shadesman sick of them talking and giving them another smack for measure). So what IS the Lam Baya? How does it damage people? To put it simply it radiates a dark form of magic that basically acts as a blade. Shadesman himself is quite mysterious. Being a part of the cult since its inception and claming to have seen the dark lord Athaba himself. He is ruthless and will do anything to keep his cult together and is keen to stamp out any in-fighting and traitors before they become a problem.
S.N.E.K.:
the Super Nega Existental Killer is one of the first genetic experimentations by the Church and by far its most deadly. Having his legs modified to be closer to a snake tail. He will often slither over long distances then switch to normal leg movement in combat. He can also spin dash,aint that neat? He uses a golden chainblade and the Patriot's Prize in combat.
Cyberbane:
Cyberbane is exactly what it says on the tin. An alternate universe version of Bane where he joins a weird cult and becomes a cyborg. Cyberbane is somehow able to move despite no wheels or propulsion mechanism on his mechanic lower half. He refuses to tell anyone how it works. Bane's main weapons include his herculian strength,the laser gun built into his cyborg implant and occasionally a giant red sword. Cyberbane is the man behind most of the Church's genetic enhancements and arsenal.
Haiden(left) and Ayden(right)
these two brothers have been reduced to mindless drones due to their ability to be revived thanks to genetic enhancements from Cyberbane. They are used as meatshields/expendable warriors because of their ability to be revived,animalistic fighting style and ORANGE TRANSPARENT HEAD REPLACEMENTS.
Boback
one of the newer members of the church. Boback was fully flesh for a while before a mysterious explosion rendered his legs destroyed. Cyberbane took this as an opportunity to fit him up with a mechanical walker. Due to his increased speed thanks to such a modification he acts as the group's scout. He uses his binoculars to scope out traps and cool graffiti and his chainsword to slice up bastards.
Athaba
Although not a fighter for the Church,Athaba is its source. While it is unknown if he even exists. This is a statue made from what Shadesman described him looking like when they maybe met.
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now then. Lets get into the vehicles
The Abstractmobile
The Abstractmobile is a big,multicolour middle finger to engineering and aerodynamics. It somehow flies sideways and is generally just a mess of a vehicle. It is used for transportation around the battlefield but has no combat technology except maybe running somebody over.
The SIKK FLIPP Cycle
the SIKK FLIPP is a cannon with a mechanism that allows it to manuever about like a really shitty bike. It folds up when in position to fire off plasma shots.
The Dog Paw
The Dog Paw is more of a weapon than a vehicle but is still capable of movement. It's 3 "claws" represent the 3 forms of combat,its ORANGE TRANSPARENT CLAW represents close-range combat,it's golden staff represents mid-range,and the crossbow represents long-range.
The Zoe-MG.
The Zoe-MG is the Church's most dangerous but also most unpredictable weapon. It's method of activation changes constantly and everything from kicking it to being bored and looking in its general direction can cause it to fire something. Due to this its generally stuck in a high area with one of the soldiers while being pointed at the battle and having said soldier do a bunch of random stuff to try and have it fire.
photo of all the units/vehicles I've made so far:
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S.N.E.K.:
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Haiden(left) and Ayden(right)
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Boback
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Athaba
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now then. Lets get into the vehicles
The Abstractmobile
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The SIKK FLIPP Cycle
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The Dog Paw
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The Zoe-MG.
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and listen to this guy!