In order to compete with the never ending intergalactic
dick measuring contest
arms race, the Poles decided to go for a different approach this time around. The Syrena (Sirene) Sonic Wave Tank
was developed by the Polish Armed Forces
in cooperation with the Polish Institute of Natural Sciences
in order to deploy a support weapon for more surgical strikes. Its two sonic screechers fire high-pitch waves disabling any targeted vehicle for a given period of time, making it prone to further support fire. If targeted against minifigs, the sonic waves are easily strong enough to bring their heads to a spectacular explosion.
The most curious thing about this tank, however, is the inclusion of a DJ as the main gunner. He has a wide variety of music records of all sorts of different genres at his disposal, ranging from marching music to hip hop and even grindcore, to operate the sonic screechers.
*recommended BG music*
Of course, this tank can switch to a much less lethal support mode that plays motivational tunes at an audible