[FF23] Bertinator's Figbarf

[bertinator]

"Excuse me ma'am, you can't park so close to this castle. DNA sample and Registration, please."



Schwantoon, Interdimensional Highway Patrol
(Purist Pugilists)

The Interdimensional Highway Patrol, often reffered to as "The Timecops", is a police unit created primarily for the purpose of overseeing and enforcing safety compliance on transtemporal traveling routes and the highways that cross dimensions.

Schwantoon is the rookie of his unit, having only 778 years of service behind him. He is armed with his blaster and, in his left hand, a pair of timecuffs.

Since controlling the narrative becomes exponentially more difficult when time travel is involved, officers of the IHP are equipped with 4k ÜHD bodycams that record every inch of a situation (really!). To allow for this equipment, the timecops require a lower body exoskeleton when on duty.

[bertinator]

Sir Bert IV of Atorfort
(Purist Pugilists)

A new outfit for a young Quantumsurfer.

QS Bertinator hasn't been around for a very long time yet. But he's curious to learn more about the brikverse and get to know the other Quantumsurfers.

Now in full knight's armor with a splash of OT, Bertinator is headed for Medivo. What awaits? Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem, according to the rules.

[bertinator]

Aejax "Deut" Deuteronomicus

Lightyears away, on the farming world Dayo, a girl named Aeja was born. Her parents, Lija and Tungsten Deuteronomicus, raised her lovingly. In her childhood years, Aeja was happy but felt like she didn't always fit in. Problems really began when she reached the working age: she was expected to stay with the other women while the men would harvest Bloodcorn and herd the Gigarats. Deeply unhappy, Aeja joined a traveling salesman and left for Dayo City with a sole purpose: to become a man.

Luckily for Aeja, undergoing a sex change as a minifigure is easy: simply swapping out your torso and hairpiece often does the trick.

When Aejax returned to his parents after a year, it took some time to adjust. What didn't help is that Aejax's friends apparently referred to him simply as "the dude". Though much later, Tungsten would admit that he thought it was kinda cool as well.

When Aejax bravely joined a group of outlaws to go on adventures off-world, his parents couldn't be more proud of their son. But they also said: "We're worried that the brikverse isn't ready for a transgender space cowboy like yourself."

To which Aejax replied: "That's because they haven't met The Deut yet!"

[lunchboxninja]

Schwantoon:
Style: 8/10 Great use of parts
Story: 8/10 spacetime cops are always fun
Photography: 8/10
Thematic Potential: 8/10 Timecops work well in Brikwars

Sir Bert:
Style: 8/10 Gorgeous palette and parts
Story: 6/10
Photography: 7/10
Thematic Potential: 7/10

Aejax:
Style: 8/10 I love the rainbow novasword and the outfit
Story: 9/10 Oh yeah, we love representation
Photography: 9/10 this picture is so pretty and full of life!
Thematic Potential: 8/10

[aoffan23]

Schwantoon
Style: 9
Story: 8
Photography: 8
Total: 25
Thematic Potential: 9

Sir Bert IV of Atorfort
Style: 7
Story: 7
Photography: 8.5
Total: 22.5
Thematic Potential: 8

Aejax "Deut" Deuteronomicus
Style: 8.5 This is a rad look, that blue hair piece works great!
Story: 8 Because I have now met The Deut.
Photography: 8.5
Total: 25
Thematic Potential: 8

[Falk]

Schwantoon
Style: 9
Story: 8
Photography: 8
Thematic Potential: 9

Sir Bert IV
Style: 9
Story: 7
Photography: 8
Thematic Potential: 8

Aejax
Style: 10
Story: 8
Photography: 8
Thematic Potential: 10