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Da Brootalz hav new toyz! With deez toyz dey hurla big boulda rite on yer house.



Dey kall it da Hurla-Bang!




Hurla-Bang Slow TV

Dienekes wrote:Going forward all new siege weapons will be rated on their ability to throw a miniature Tzan

Hurla-Bang has a whopping 55 centimeters of TzR (Tzan Range).

Who knows what da brootalz are capable of once they get their hands on weighted briks?

Da Boast: "Oi, dis 'ere's ma Hurla-Bang! It can toss a boulda da size of a Grot's 'ead right into da 'umie's fort!"*

* = credits to ChatGPT for coming up with what an ork would say to boast about his trebuchet.

Style: 8
Substance: 10
Photography: 9

Boast: 10

"Huh, a trebuchet. Haven't seen one of those in a long time." "Yeah, I'd say since the 1400s." "You would know, you were there!"

Style
"Well, it's a war machine. I mean, you've seen one..." "Yeah, but this one actually works like it is supposed to! Plus it can hurl a Tzan!" "Since when is that a unit of measurement?" "Since Brikwars." 9

Substance
"Again, it works like it is supposed to. Using the chain like that, with the claw for a mount is ingenious!" 9

Photography
"No background again, or setting underneath." "Yeah, but there's a video showing it in action!" "Really? Let me see that!" "oooooooooooo..." 7

Boast

bertinator wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:29 am

Da Boast: "Oi, dis 'ere's ma Hurla-Bang! It can toss a boulda da size of a Grot's 'ead right into da 'umie's fort!"*
* = credits to ChatGPT for coming up with what an ork would say to boast about his trebuchet.

"Now THAT is a boast! Boisterous, blunt, over-the-top, and to the point!" "Agreed!" 10

Style: 7
Substance: 7
Photography: 8 (Your build photog is always fantastic)
Boast: 6