[BM24] Blorktron Battle Buddies
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 4:10 pm
Blorktron Battle Buddies
Tired of the generic Blorktron Blaster Boi? Why not spice up your troops with unique Battle Buddies? These specialist troops come in a 5 pack of flavor, with added mechanical goodness in the form of a dual-function BattleBot. Guaranteed to add a new level of spiciness to your space stew, or your blorkbucks back!*
Sniper
Augmented with biomechanical implants in one eye to improve aim, the Sniper can eliminate that pesky enemy leader about to call in reinforcements from across the map. Often mistaken for a single kneepad, the ammo pouch strapped to his thigh allows for quicker reloading in the heat of battle, compared to being fastened at the waist.
Jetpack Jumper
POV: you weren't paying attention to above your line of fire. The Jetpack Jumper excels at hopping up above the carnage for a clear shot with his dual blasters.
Bigtime Boom Boi
The BBB was found on the battlefield, surrounded by explosive craters, and covered in the shredded plastic bits of enemies. When asked how he got there, he replied: "I don't who I am, I don't know how I got here: all I know, is that I must kill."
Comes with an extra rocket strapped to his back for a reload, or perhaps an improvised explosive bail.
Heavy Bolter Blaster
'It costs 5,000 blorkbucks to fire this weapon for 20 seconds'
Don't mess with this guy. Sometimes called 'the Blanket' for the sheer amount of cover he can lay down with his heavy weapon. Scissorhands, Krueger, and Malmsteen all wish they could shred even half as well as this guy can.
Laser Larry
Armed with an arcane knowledge of cryptic code ( and a high power laser beam), Larry can hold his own when it comes to melting plastic faces. Using his CodeCracker9000, he is able to interface with the BattleBot and transform it into a mobile shield generator to protect from incoming enemy bombardments. Just don't look too close at some of the image folders saved on it.
BattleBot
Offering dual beam cannons and a targeting array, the BattleBot is an essential addition to an aspiring space force. Also is able to transform into a shield generator to provide protection for nearby troops.
So place your order today and see how the Battle Buddies can improve your Brikwars Battle Performance!**
*All sales are final. No refunds issued
**not guaranteed to improve dice rolls, especially when going against Vason. Battle at your own risk
Tired of the generic Blorktron Blaster Boi? Why not spice up your troops with unique Battle Buddies? These specialist troops come in a 5 pack of flavor, with added mechanical goodness in the form of a dual-function BattleBot. Guaranteed to add a new level of spiciness to your space stew, or your blorkbucks back!*
Sniper
Augmented with biomechanical implants in one eye to improve aim, the Sniper can eliminate that pesky enemy leader about to call in reinforcements from across the map. Often mistaken for a single kneepad, the ammo pouch strapped to his thigh allows for quicker reloading in the heat of battle, compared to being fastened at the waist.
Jetpack Jumper
POV: you weren't paying attention to above your line of fire. The Jetpack Jumper excels at hopping up above the carnage for a clear shot with his dual blasters.
Bigtime Boom Boi
The BBB was found on the battlefield, surrounded by explosive craters, and covered in the shredded plastic bits of enemies. When asked how he got there, he replied: "I don't who I am, I don't know how I got here: all I know, is that I must kill."
Comes with an extra rocket strapped to his back for a reload, or perhaps an improvised explosive bail.
Heavy Bolter Blaster
'It costs 5,000 blorkbucks to fire this weapon for 20 seconds'
Don't mess with this guy. Sometimes called 'the Blanket' for the sheer amount of cover he can lay down with his heavy weapon. Scissorhands, Krueger, and Malmsteen all wish they could shred even half as well as this guy can.
Laser Larry
Armed with an arcane knowledge of cryptic code ( and a high power laser beam), Larry can hold his own when it comes to melting plastic faces. Using his CodeCracker9000, he is able to interface with the BattleBot and transform it into a mobile shield generator to protect from incoming enemy bombardments. Just don't look too close at some of the image folders saved on it.
BattleBot
Offering dual beam cannons and a targeting array, the BattleBot is an essential addition to an aspiring space force. Also is able to transform into a shield generator to provide protection for nearby troops.
So place your order today and see how the Battle Buddies can improve your Brikwars Battle Performance!**
*All sales are final. No refunds issued
**not guaranteed to improve dice rolls, especially when going against Vason. Battle at your own risk